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"it's Friday it's 5'oclock what time is it....... it's crackerjack !!!!!!! " ooooh i could crush a grape | |||
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"wearing my sisters clothes and feeling the silkyness of the blouses and rough ness of her ts........so many pearl necklaces..... ffs I have astraprojected myself into a miss jean brodie book....... once a queen ..........." biatch !!!!!!!! | |||
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"spangles, chopper bikes, tartan trimmed trews,magpie,sitting up all night telling naughty stories with ma friend about the guys we fancied lol, being dragged round to where said boys stayed in pissing rain by friend, strip poker with ma neighbour !" now you got my attention did you win or lose at cards lol | |||
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"Berry-picking in summer then spending the money on sweets and juice and making yourself sick with being a greedy wee shite. Also Chorlton and the Wheelies.... surely somebody else remembers this???" ok typos, still thinking of others including football cards and trying to get "The Checkie" | |||
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"sneaking out the house as a kid with ma bro and making him touch all the electric frences first lol im a bitch" once a bitch always a bitch lol xx | |||
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"remember the bon accord bottles and johnstones stores , " the guy Neil who drove the Johnstones stores van was my yoga teacher in later years lol xxx | |||
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"My first real kiss....was a young lady called suzanne mmmmmmmmmmmm happy days!!!" I stole my first kiss off a boy called Jeffrey... my pals were all "ewwwwwww, he's the class swot" I think even then in primary school I had discovered a clever mind a turn on. | |||
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"The Miners Strike....coming from a small mining village and where all our families were miners (both mr and mrs tands) times were hard but everyone pulled together and made the most of what we had " me too..... then I realised I could dance, dressed up in womans clothes wi the lad next door...... then poof I was a swan in London x | |||
"Buster Bloodvessel n Bad Manners, Adam and the Ants........ Dont you ever, dont you ever Stop being dandy, showing me youre handsome Dont you ever, dont you ever Stop being dandy, showing me youre handsome..........." oh Prince charming woo hoo stu xxx | |||
"The Miners Strike....coming from a small mining village and where all our families were miners (both mr and mrs tands) times were hard but everyone pulled together and made the most of what we had me too..... then I realised I could dance, dressed up in womans clothes wi the lad next door...... then poof I was a swan in London x " poof...now why does that not suprise me??.....lolol | |||
"The Miners Strike....coming from a small mining village and where all our families were miners (both mr and mrs tands) times were hard but everyone pulled together and made the most of what we had me too..... then I realised I could dance, dressed up in womans clothes wi the lad next door...... then poof I was a swan in London x poof...now why does that not suprise me??.....lolol " lol lol stu u said that before i had the chance to lol xxx | |||
"The Miners Strike....coming from a small mining village and where all our families were miners (both mr and mrs tands) times were hard but everyone pulled together and made the most of what we had me too..... then I realised I could dance, dressed up in womans clothes wi the lad next door...... then poof I was a swan in London x poof...now why does that not suprise me??.....lolol lol lol stu u said that before i had the chance to lol xxx" Billy Elliot...... I hate having to explain my jokes lol ............... | |||
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"The Miners Strike....coming from a small mining village and where all our families were miners (both mr and mrs tands) times were hard but everyone pulled together and made the most of what we had me too..... then I realised I could dance, dressed up in womans clothes wi the lad next door...... then poof I was a swan in London x poof...now why does that not suprise me??.....lolol lol lol stu u said that before i had the chance to lol xxx Billy Elliot...... I hate having to explain my jokes lol ............... " lmaoooooooooooooo it was the poof* that side-tracked us xxx | |||
"The Miners Strike....coming from a small mining village and where all our families were miners (both mr and mrs tands) times were hard but everyone pulled together and made the most of what we had me too..... then I realised I could dance, dressed up in womans clothes wi the lad next door...... then poof I was a swan in London x poof...now why does that not suprise me??.....lolol lol lol stu u said that before i had the chance to lol xxx Billy Elliot...... I hate having to explain my jokes lol ............... lmaoooooooooooooo it was the poof* that side-tracked us xxx" oops soz trace oi stu, stop side-tracking TRACE XXX | |||
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"I used to run home from college to watch Dangermouse....sad fuk that I am Mostly remember the long dark nights out in the woods on my own with my bivvi bag being a mini ray mears....loved the peace of the woods at night....just me and the night prowling animals...... Remember being terrified of heights, and at 15 having a friend try and convince me I wanted to be a climbing instructor....so that is what I did...pmsl...instructed climbing for years and went n climbed rock faces, cliffs n mountains all over the place....and am still scared of heights!!! Remember being sent to my room for being naughty...climbing out of the window...across the roof and jumping doen to the garden and hot footing it out over the back fence and away into the countryside, abnd having my bacjkside tanned when I got back. Remember being beaten senseless in class by Mr Brewer (an English Teacher) who was covering a biology lesson. I had the audacity to laugh in his class, and he took exception. At break time I broke into his room and threw all his desks out of the window. Remember my mother's soggy vegetables, boiled to within an inch of their lives. It is true waht they say...no one can make them like mother...Thank God!!! Remember sitting up a tree, writing poetry. And remember some years later, someone reading it. Burnt it all after that! Remember being chased across a campsite by my scoutmaster who was wielding a fukking great axe..oh they were great days. Remember being banned from school premises during all break times. It seems they could not cope with all my wayward antics. So I used to hot foot it acroos the field to ride the horses at a nearby livery....no one knew i was there and i have no idea who's horses they were...so sorry. Remember my first day at primary school and loving every minute of it. Remember the first fight I got into at school. Beat up a fella called Gareth who turned out to be the deputy heads son. It made for 5 years of persucution in junior school...but the deputy head managed to survive! Remember the first time I ever fell out of a tree...was from the top of an oak tree....rather a nasty fall...lots of cuts, scrapes, bruises and some broken fingers etc. Never told my parents, and was last time I climbed until I was fifteen. Remember my dentist, Dr Mengele, who put in my crown when I was 15 yrs old. Was torture, and was 7 years before I went to another dentist. I have only just stopped passing out when I go through dentists door!!!!! Bloody hell....so many memories, and would not want to change a bit of my childhood... I frittered it all away being a hooligan, but I ooved every minute of it" ffs stu u had alot to remember there did u not !!!...lol and @yr age how the fook u rememeber that far back ..lol | |||
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"stu you are being asked for in the lounge forum that is" PMSL...what they needing my special brand of pish patter for??? | |||
"stu you are being asked for in the lounge forum that is PMSL...what they needing my special brand of pish patter for???" dont know pop in | |||
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