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over a year ago
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works in gym.. and someone asks me , 'show me how to work the rowing machine'....
you sit on the seat ......
and you pretend to row a boat...... doh!
next......
I shouldnt be customer facing !!!...
anyone asked you an obvious one ?   |
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When ur at the bus stop and someone asks u if ur waiting for a bus grrrrrrr and when only one bus stops there they then ask 'do u want this bus'. NO IM WAITING FOR THE NUMBER 69 BUS THAT STOPS MILES AWAY |
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"When ur at the bus stop and someone asks u if ur waiting for a bus grrrrrrr and when only one bus stops there they then ask 'do u want this bus'. NO IM WAITING FOR THE NUMBER 69 BUS THAT STOPS MILES AWAY "
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Years ago, sitting on the top deck of a bus.
The bus breaks down.
Driver comes upstairs and says "The bus has broken down, they're sending another one out".
Wee gadgie at the back of the bus "How longs the next bus mister?"
Driver "About 38 feet".
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"When ur at the bus stop and someone asks u if ur waiting for a bus grrrrrrr and when only one bus stops there they then ask 'do u want this bus'. NO IM WAITING FOR THE NUMBER 69 BUS THAT STOPS MILES AWAY
fab xx love it "
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"If my fork and knife are not at twenty past four on the plate!!!! then im not finished eating so dont ask!!!!!
oooohhh im a bitch the day "
but a very pretty one xx |
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I was shopping in Tesco dundee and was looking for pizza. When browsing, this lady asked me looking at Chicago Town pizza and asks, " Are these the round ones"?
Pixie xx |
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"my ex actually asked me this in all seriousness;
'why do they call all fire engines dennis?'
needless to say she is history ! lol "
thanks toon for the help there |
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in someone elses house i always ask
"can i get a loan of your toilet"
i`m usually told
"only if you bring it back"
i still can`t help myself and have been saying that for years lol 
mr H
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answering machine asks people to leave me there name and number.... they leave there name and MY NUMBER .. i have hundreds of customers and someone leaves a message ... hi its mary call me back....would that be burns brown green rogers mepherson etc etc etc |
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