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over a year ago
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"Did you pull the my boy lollipop woman?
No a fellow fan 
There's more than one?!  "
Aye the gaff was jumping packed to the door everyone there to see her belt oot her tune |
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"Did you pull the my boy lollipop woman?
No a fellow fan
There's more than one?!
Aye the gaff was jumping packed to the door everyone there to see her belt oot her tune"
Just saw her on fb. Busy pub!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you pull the my boy lollipop woman?
No a fellow fan
There's more than one?!
Aye the gaff was jumping packed to the door everyone there to see her belt oot her tune
Just saw her on fb. Busy pub! "
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"Did you go see Denise?
Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz"
Erm, excuse me, but as a visitor I don't speaka da lingo, can someone translate for me por favour?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did you go see Denise?
Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz
Erm, excuse me, but as a visitor I don't speaka da lingo, can someone translate for me por favour? "
She was giving it her all, she had sunglasses on and the suit jacket her dad wears to court. Chanting here we here we here we fucking go. She's amazing
Feel like a fanny talking normal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She got arrested after  "
Aye if you have outstanding warrants for your arrest it's probably nae the best idea to advertise which pub you will be in. Them sneaky coppers haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you go see Denise?
Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz
Erm, excuse me, but as a visitor I don't speaka da lingo, can someone translate for me por favour?
She was giving it her all, she had sunglasses on and the suit jacket her dad wears to court. Chanting here we here we here we fucking go. She's amazing
Feel like a fanny talking normal "
I saw the vid, who was the muppet jumped on stage wi her? All over Denise, trying to steal her two minutes of limelight... fame has it's downsides eh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you go see Denise?
Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz
Erm, excuse me, but as a visitor I don't speaka da lingo, can someone translate for me por favour?
Blonde bird fuck knows
She was giving it her all, she had sunglasses on and the suit jacket her dad wears to court. Chanting here we here we here we fucking go. She's amazing
Feel like a fanny talking normal
I saw the vid, who was the muppet jumped on stage wi her? All over Denise, trying to steal her two minutes of limelight... fame has it's downsides eh "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you go see Denise?
Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz
Erm, excuse me, but as a visitor I don't speaka da lingo, can someone translate for me por favour?
She was giving it her all, she had sunglasses on and the suit jacket her dad wears to court. Chanting here we here we here we fucking go. She's amazing
Feel like a fanny talking normal "
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Aww brilliant but prefer yer normal written dialect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How goods it waking up with a hang over and empty baws cause you got your hole last night that's me the noo loving life "
you need to stop taking that same ol shortcut home through the field of sheep
Baaaaaaaah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you go see Denise?
Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz
Erm, excuse me, but as a visitor I don't speaka da lingo, can someone translate for me por favour?
She was giving it her all, she had sunglasses on and the suit jacket her dad wears to court. Chanting here we here we here we fucking go. She's amazing
Feel like a fanny talking normal .
Aww brilliant but prefer yer normal written dialect"
Too much effort weighing normal a don't know how they English bams dae it |
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"Omg just seen the budda bar is going to pay all the lollipop girl's fines for her. If they get enough facebook likes... "
Aye I heard that, they made enuff £££ aff her last night the place was jumping |
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"Omg just seen the budda bar is going to pay all the lollipop girl's fines for her. If they get enough facebook likes...
Aye I heard that, they made enuff £££ aff her last night the place was jumping "
Aye think it's kinda backfired, was reading the comments on their facebook post and most were saying give money to 'worthy' causes instead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Seriously thought it was a guy.
Nah she's got a fanny
Did you inspect it
Checked it for batter
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Here I've a nose like a bloodhound when it comes to muff. I can smell fanny batter fae 100 metres away |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously thought it was a guy.
Nah she's got a fanny
Did you inspect it
Checked it for batter
Here I've a nose like a bloodhound when it comes to muff. I can smell fanny batter fae 100 metres away"
My ex was like that, but with chocolate. |
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