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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How goods it when you lick out a soaking big wet fanny then winch the lassie and let her taste herself off your tongue. That just happened to me am buzzing no often you get a meet in this gaff  |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
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"How goods it when you lick out a soaking big wet fanny then winch the lassie and let her taste herself off your tongue. That just happened to me am buzzing no often you get a meet in this gaff "
Fugy jnr!!
Is that you?? |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"How goods it when you lick out a soaking big wet fanny then winch the lassie and let her taste herself off your tongue. That just happened to me am buzzing no often you get a meet in this gaff
Fugy jnr!!
Is that you??"
Haha it had crossed my mind too lmao  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How goods it when you lick out a soaking big wet fanny then winch the lassie and let her taste herself off your tongue. That just happened to me am buzzing no often you get a meet in this gaff
Fugy jnr!!
Is that you??"
No bud it's Rodger here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How romantic
I can be romantic or utter filth. Pm me if I want to try one of the two I'm big doon there
Big feet?
Big ass"
Anyone's got a big ass I'm shagging it |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!
Ohhhh I think he's all there... probably llf at it all - hopefully with us not AT us "
Got to "admire" his audacity... |
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"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!
Ohhhh I think he's all there... probably llf at it all - hopefully with us not AT us
Got to "admire" his audacity... "
Odd(acity) more like  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!
Ohhhh I think he's all there... probably llf at it all - hopefully with us not AT us
Got to "admire" his audacity...
Odd(acity) more like "
Pot kettle black  |
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"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!
Ohhhh I think he's all there... probably llf at it all - hopefully with us not AT us
Got to "admire" his audacity...
Odd(acity) more like
Pot kettle black "
Black bridal gown Mmm sounds gorgeous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!
Ohhhh I think he's all there... probably llf at it all - hopefully with us not AT us
Got to "admire" his audacity...
Odd(acity) more like
Pot kettle black
Black bridal gown Mmm sounds gorgeous "
Black pvc cat suit n a whip n noo you r talking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just got mail there asking if I wanted to eat his wife's cream pie
No my wife my mrs left me a month ago
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Aye laugh but who's the one getting all the fanny now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fanny batter? Is that for deep frying your sausage?
FFS, just spat coffee all over the laptop... lmao (and choking)"
as long as that's all you spat out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!"
That's just nasty. He's straight to the point, nuttier than squirrel shite but funny with it and hasn't been rude to anyone from what I've read. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!
That's just nasty. He's straight to the point, nuttier than squirrel shite but funny with it and hasn't been rude to anyone from what I've read. "
Naw I've just been on one almighty bender talk a lot of shite when I'm MWI sometimes , fuck it |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!
That's just nasty. He's straight to the point, nuttier than squirrel shite but funny with it and hasn't been rude to anyone from what I've read. "
Agree. No need, he hasn't offended anyone and we are all having a laugh. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!
That's just nasty. He's straight to the point, nuttier than squirrel shite but funny with it and hasn't been rude to anyone from what I've read.
Naw I've just been on one almighty bender talk a lot of shite when I'm MWI sometimes , fuck it "
You talk a load of shite when you're sober too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!
That's just nasty. He's straight to the point, nuttier than squirrel shite but funny with it and hasn't been rude to anyone from what I've read.
Naw I've just been on one almighty bender talk a lot of shite when I'm MWI sometimes , fuck it
You talk a load of shite when you're sober too "
Aye I'll gee u that wan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahm fillin' up here...
Romance isn't dead after all...
And...large, mature? That's my gig! Go granny! 
Pretty peepers anaw"
Get the eggs oot. That's you pulled... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahm fillin' up here...
Romance isn't dead after all...
And...large, mature? That's my gig! Go granny!
Pretty peepers anaw
Get the eggs oot. That's you pulled..."
Well if u r near lanark the doors open meet u at the loch first so I know u are not a guy ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!
That's just nasty. He's straight to the point, nuttier than squirrel shite but funny with it and hasn't been rude to anyone from what I've read.
Agree. No need, he hasn't offended anyone and we are all having a laugh. "
Agreed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yet to be confronted by a fanny with a crust of batter over it!
If I ever do have that pleasure though I'll get some chips n a pickled egg to go with it |
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By *eep.Man
over a year ago
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"Yet to be confronted by a fanny with a crust of batter over it!
If I ever do have that pleasure though I'll get some chips n a pickled egg to go with it "
Boke  at the pickled egg. Can I have a pickled onion in its place? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yet to be confronted by a fanny with a crust of batter over it!
If I ever do have that pleasure though I'll get some chips n a pickled egg to go with it
Boke at the pickled egg. Can I have a pickled onion in its place? "
Go wild fella,have mushy peas if you want lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!"
I love reading this guys posts,if you read them you will realise he is not dumb,he has humour and the fact he is being straight to the point imo is brilliant
Keep the posts up op |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway back on topic... When meeting a fab lady im never sure if she might have a 'glazed gusset' so always take a toffee hammer in case i have to chap my way in  "
I prefer a hammer drill. |
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