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Ode to Stunna xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

there was a wee wumin called mags

who did blowies for 20 fags

then when she realised she didna smoke

she did em for 3 lines of ...

no drugs was her motto

so she chose to get blotto

buckfast was her tipple

after 10, she pierced her nipple...

after 20, god help us all

'cock, cock and more cock' was her call

they came from far and wide

up and down , up and down she would slide...

after 30, she could not stand

I came and took her by the hand

since them she been my bud

and she loves me, she calls me 'fud'

my very own barbra windsor doll xx

hope that made ya smile xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ya dead queen when i get my hands on ya

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ya dead queen when i get my hands on ya

xxx"

yak yak bloody yak xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ya cocks getting yakked aff 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

working on verse 2...... beware !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol ya mad baldy man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

heheheheheh made us smile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol that was good!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol very good view x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... next verse same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now there's a man with too much time on his hands lol but bloody well done sir!!

S&C xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

aye been bored all day ..... you guessed exactly that .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

superb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

class, lol

but then you 2 are a class act

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"aye been bored all day ..... you guessed exactly that .....

oi so u pick on little old me

lol

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