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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.

Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...

1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name

3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman

4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.

5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do

6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk

7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job

8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana

9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong

10. A mind is like a parachute - it doesn't work properly if it isn't open

Have a lovely day fabsters

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.

Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...

1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard

But please take it .

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name .

And where they stay .

3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman

Bat woman suffice ?

4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.

Or moist bum wipe .

5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do

Until there back in the car pissing themselves .

6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk .

Milk won’t be 50 p mininmum per unit

7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job .

2 blow jobs

8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana

Always do it imagine how they feel when you don’t take your eyes off them

9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong

Don’t follow through

10. A mind is like a parachute - it

doesn't work properly if it isn't open

Two are better than one

Have a lovely day fabsters

RIP Jim Bowen .

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.

Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...

1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard

But please take it .

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name .

And where they stay .

3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman

Bat woman suffice ?

4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.

Or moist bum wipe .

5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do

Until there back in the car pissing themselves .

6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk .

Milk won’t be 50 p mininmum per unit

7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job .

2 blow jobs

8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana

Always do it imagine how they feel when you don’t take your eyes off them

9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong

Don’t follow through

10. A mind is like a parachute - it

doesn't work properly if it isn't open

Two are better than one

Have a lovely day fabsters

RIP Jim Bowen .

"

Hahahahah only you Steph - YOU are one of life amazing human beings maluv

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.

Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...

1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard

But please take it .

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name .

And where they stay .

3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman

Bat woman suffice ?

4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.

Or moist bum wipe .

5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do

Until there back in the car pissing themselves .

6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk .

Milk won’t be 50 p mininmum per unit

7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job .

2 blow jobs

8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana

Always do it imagine how they feel when you don’t take your eyes off them

9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong

Don’t follow through

10. A mind is like a parachute - it

doesn't work properly if it isn't open

Two are better than one

Have a lovely day fabsters

RIP Jim Bowen .

Hahahahah only you Steph - YOU are one of life amazing human beings maluv "

Awake since 5 I’m not feeling human just now

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By *onkeymagic50Man  over a year ago

Near the harbour


"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.

Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...

1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard

But please take it .

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name .

And where they stay .

3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman

Bat woman suffice ?

4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.

Or moist bum wipe .

5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do

Until there back in the car pissing themselves .

6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk .

Milk won’t be 50 p mininmum per unit

7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job .

2 blow jobs

8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana

Always do it imagine how they feel when you don’t take your eyes off them

9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong

Don’t follow through

10. A mind is like a parachute - it

doesn't work properly if it isn't open

Two are better than one

Have a lovely day fabsters

RIP Jim Bowen .

Hahahahah only you Steph - YOU are one of life amazing human beings maluv

Awake since 5 I’m not feeling human just now "

Stolen one of these as my status update ...being a man I'm sure you can guess what number red

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.

Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...

1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name

3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman

4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.

5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do

6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk

7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job

8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana

9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong

10. A mind is like a parachute - it doesn't work properly if it isn't open

Have a lovely day fabsters

"

You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll

I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt

Smiles that brighten my day.

XxX. Peter.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.

Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...

1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name

3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman

4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.

5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do

6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk

7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job

8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana

9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong

10. A mind is like a parachute - it doesn't work properly if it isn't open

Have a lovely day fabsters

You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll

I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt

Smiles that brighten my day.

XxX. Peter. "

Importantly which flavour yoghurt ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.

Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...

1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name

3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman

4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.

5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do

6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk

7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job

8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana

9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong

10. A mind is like a parachute - it doesn't work properly if it isn't open

Have a lovely day fabsters

You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll

I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt

Smiles that brighten my day.

XxX. Peter.

Importantly which flavour yoghurt ? "

Raspberry always does it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.

Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...

1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard

But please take it .

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name .

And where they stay .

3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman

Bat woman suffice ?

4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.

Or moist bum wipe .

5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do

Until there back in the car pissing themselves .

6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk .

Milk won’t be 50 p mininmum per unit

7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job .

2 blow jobs

8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana

Always do it imagine how they feel when you don’t take your eyes off them

9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong

Don’t follow through

10. A mind is like a parachute - it

doesn't work properly if it isn't open

Two are better than one

Have a lovely day fabsters

RIP Jim Bowen .

Hahahahah only you Steph - YOU are one of life amazing human beings maluv

Awake since 5 I’m not feeling human just now "

Awwwwwwww that's murder when that happens, thank god for fab eh lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Stolen one of these as my status update ...being a man I'm sure you can guess what number red "

Hahhahahah Rock Paper Scissors???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll

I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt

Smiles that brighten my day.

XxX. Peter. "

Well I'd deffo be too shy to look at you

However just for you...

The Broccoli said "I look like a small tree"

The Mushroom said "I look like and umbrella"

The Walnut said "I look like a brain"

...and the banana said...

"Can we Please change the subject"

You always make folk smile xXx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Importantly which flavour yoghurt ?

Raspberry always does it for me "

I prefer cream...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"

Importantly which flavour yoghurt ?

Raspberry always does it for me

I prefer whipped cream... "

Well whipped I hear .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Importantly which flavour yoghurt ?

Raspberry always does it for me

I prefer whipped cream...

Well whipped I hear . "

Into STIFF peaks

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"

Importantly which flavour yoghurt ?

Raspberry always does it for me

I prefer whipped cream...

Well whipped I hear .

Into STIFF peaks "

Twin peaks I heard .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Importantly which flavour yoghurt ?

Raspberry always does it for me

I prefer whipped cream...

Well whipped I hear .

Into STIFF peaks

Twin peaks I heard . "

Glad you're keeping abreast of such things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Importantly which flavour yoghurt ?

Raspberry always does it for me

I prefer whipped cream...

Well whipped I hear .

Into STIFF peaks

Twin peaks I heard .

Glad you're keeping abreast of such things "

Talking of breasts and your avatar

Don't let go, there could be incredible fall out

P.S. welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll

I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt

Smiles that brighten my day.

XxX. Peter.

Well I'd deffo be too shy to look at you

However just for you...

The Broccoli said "I look like a small tree"

The Mushroom said "I look like and umbrella"

The Walnut said "I look like a brain"

...and the banana said...

"Can we Please change the subject"

You always make folk smile xXx"

No...he doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll

I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt

Smiles that brighten my day.

XxX. Peter.

Well I'd deffo be too shy to look at you

However just for you...

The Broccoli said "I look like a small tree"

The Mushroom said "I look like and umbrella"

The Walnut said "I look like a brain"

...and the banana said...

"Can we Please change the subject"

You always make folk smile xXx

No...he doesn't "

Yes he does

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll

I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt

Smiles that brighten my day.

XxX. Peter.

Well I'd deffo be too shy to look at you

However just for you...

The Broccoli said "I look like a small tree"

The Mushroom said "I look like and umbrella"

The Walnut said "I look like a brain"

...and the banana said...

"Can we Please change the subject"

You always make folk smile xXx

No...he doesn't "

pmsllllllllllllllllllll

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Importantly which flavour yoghurt ?

Raspberry always does it for me

I prefer whipped cream...

Well whipped I hear .

Into STIFF peaks

Twin peaks I heard .

Glad you're keeping abreast of such things

Talking of breasts and your avatar

Don't let go, there could be incredible fall out

P.S. welcome back "

Lol holding fast and thank you kind sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll

I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt

Smiles that brighten my day.

XxX. Peter.

Well I'd deffo be too shy to look at you

However just for you...

The Broccoli said "I look like a small tree"

The Mushroom said "I look like and umbrella"

The Walnut said "I look like a brain"

...and the banana said...

"Can we Please change the subject"

You always make folk smile xXx

No...he doesn't

Yes he does "

He’s behind youuuuu

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