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"If you could change one body part, what would it be and why?
A: my nose, broken a few time from rugby "
Same here, but from playing basketball, getting whacked by a swing door, hit with a milk pan when two chefs were fighting in a restaurant I worked in, and most recently, falling down a step (sober) on holiday, which has left me with a deviated septum. Surgery beckons for that. I love my nose.  |
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over a year ago
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"If you could change one body part, what would it be and why?
A: my nose, broken a few time from rugby
Same here, but from playing basketball, getting whacked by a swing door, hit with a milk pan when two chefs were fighting in a restaurant I worked in, and most recently, falling down a step (sober) on holiday, which has left me with a deviated septum. Surgery beckons for that. I love my nose. "
Change your name to Lucky |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you could change one body part, what would it be and why?
A: my nose, broken a few time from rugby
Same here, but from playing basketball, getting whacked by a swing door, hit with a milk pan when two chefs were fighting in a restaurant I worked in, and most recently, falling down a step (sober) on holiday, which has left me with a deviated septum. Surgery beckons for that. I love my nose.
Change your name to Lucky"
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"I'd fix my ruined stomach after two major surgeries its a scared and torn up mess even when I get back in shape it will still look a mess."
Not quite the same but I had 2 c sections and was very conscious of the scars and how I looked afterwards.
I'd like perkier boobs. First baby was a total grubber who basically suckedthe life out of them! |
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"What do you call someone with buck teeth, a gommy eye, and mismatched feet then? 
Cheeky bastard... they're my best features!!!!"
I can tell that from your pics...
TBH, the only bit of me I wouldn't change is my arse. The rest can go for scrap.  |
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"What do you call someone with buck teeth, a gommy eye, and mismatched feet then?
Cheeky bastard... they're my best features!!!!
I can tell that from your pics...
TBH, the only bit of me I wouldn't change is my arse. The rest can go for scrap. "
You've got a nice wee bum actually. |
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"What do you call someone with buck teeth, a gommy eye, and mismatched feet then?
Cheeky bastard... they're my best features!!!!
I can tell that from your pics...
TBH, the only bit of me I wouldn't change is my arse. The rest can go for scrap.
You've got a nice wee bum actually. "
Lucky for you that it's the only bit you've seen! Just picture Marty Feldman in "Young Frankenstein", and you've got the idea. Except you're the one with the weird eyes.  |
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"Id change my boobs for smaller ones."
Ive spoke to a lot of girls over the years who want to smaller. I’ve also spoken to many girls who have wanted to go bigger.
Wouldn’t it be easy if we could just swap! |
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My nose broken so many times by accident and by surgeries a wee tummy tuck wouldn’t go amiss after three c sections but tbh I can think of much better things to spend my money on or I’d have sorted them years ago |
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"Jesus christ....there's a lot of broken nose action here!"
Yup, my last one was due to sleepwalking right into a have open kitchen door. Broken nose, 3 teeth missing and a detached retina 
Now laying off the toasted cheese at night  |
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I would definitely change my ruined stomach muscles and tummy skin from having children. I have been offered from doctors but I can't do the 6wk healing period after surgery |
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"Jesus christ....there's a lot of broken nose action here!
I know. I get annoyed very easily. Need to control my temper.
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Yes. There was no need to swing that pot that hard. |
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