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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I love my wife. After nearly 11 years together she still makes me laugh.
She comes out with the some craziest comments. We are watching "It's always sunny in Philadelphia " they are doing a lethal weapon piss take and she says "Why are they doing a Aussie accent for Mel Gibson. He is Scottish."
I had to Google it to show her.
Does anyone else have this fun in their relationship.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was reversing my dads car into the garage when my mother shouts “Hang on I’ll give you erections” "
Close family!
I think all the females in my family are like this. My Mum often complains about the state of her bush and my wee Auntie was going on about getting a plumber round to clean her pipes out.
I thought they really did send a beagle into space. Mr questioned our relationship that day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was reversing my dads car into the garage when my mother shouts “Hang on I’ll give you erections”
Close family!
I think all the females in my family are like this. My Mum often complains about the state of her bush and my wee Auntie was going on about getting a plumber round to clean her pipes out.
I thought they really did send a beagle into space. Mr questioned our relationship that day."
I love a bush trimming lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My daughter is the bad one for this in our family. We were in B&Q getting stuff for her new house recently, and I reminded her I had a portable heater she could use until the heating was fixed. She replied, just as ee passed an older couple, "I've still got that fanny thing you gave me"...* Cue dirty looks and tutting, as I burst into fits! She just looked at me blankly, and didn't realise what she'd said until we were at the checkout! She still can't face going back there!
*I gave her a fan/heater combo last summer. |
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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago
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After watching a reconstruction on crime watch about a guy attacking women at night, they then went back to the presenters in the studio. They said the police have an artists impression of the guy they were looking for. She Devil turns around and says , that dosnt look anything like him. How the feck do you know is my response. She was comparing him to the guy in the reconstruction lmao. |
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"After watching a reconstruction on crime watch about a guy attacking women at night, they then went back to the presenters in the studio. They said the police have an artists impression of the guy they were looking for. She Devil turns around and says , that dosnt look anything like him. How the feck do you know is my response. She was comparing him to the guy in the reconstruction lmao."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This the best and funniest thread I've read in ages. More like these please!!
My mum once said to me "I'm just playing with myself". Had to go to my bedroom before I doubled over in hysterical laughter  x |
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A neighbour of mine after having a discussion about a mutual friend who’s birthday fell on Friday the 13th exclaimed “why can’t I have a birthday on Friday the 13th”. We had to remind him his birthday was on the 21st!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For years I used to think those roof box storage things on cars were actually for canoes.
"Canoes? Canoes? Who for? Fucking midgets?" Mr blurted out after he'd stopped hyperventilating. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A bit hard to explain but last night the wife made a joke and tried to do the comedy snare drum noise. Instead made some weird train noise. Had me in stitches.
I love these stories guys. Keep them coming |
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Sitting round the table having tea with the then teenage kids
One asks my wife about diy work I was planning to do and if I had everything I needed
Wife replied "Yes, dads got wood"
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Cue silent mirth from me and flustered looking wife |
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Out with friends for dinner and my friend after a few glasses of wine said when the cheesecake came out ... ooo i love syphillis... i nearly wet myself ... she meant physalis .. the wee orange fruit on the side of her plate |
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In the 1980's I was at University in Norn Irn. I had been going out with a girl (from the English Home Counties) for a bit over a year there. One day in conversation it emerged that she didn't know Ireland was actually an island and not physically connected to England.
She was lovely but was completely missing some knowledge that I thought we were all born with. She was also multiply-orgasmic and could give herself an orgasm without actually touching herself. Memories... |
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