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‘Angry’ C__t Pics
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There’s a lot of talk on this site, in the forum but particularly in ladies’ profiles, about cock pics, and how unwelcome they are. I have never understood the whole cock pic phenomenon. Yes, I have a naked full body photo in my ‘friends only’ pictures, because I know many people want to know, but I have never, ever had the inclination to take a close up photo of the little oatcake, let alone sending it to someone.
Beyond the chat about guys SENDING cock pics (what a way to start a conversation) I’ve also read comments about how off-putting a gallery full of cock pics can be. I totally understand, and I’m not entirely sure who it appeals to.
Here’s the thing, though: I don’t see as much chat about the ladies’ equivalent. Now, I love looking at some of the photos that women post on here, but I wonder if I’m alone in having an adverse reaction to an extreme close up of a vagina (with ‘bonus’ points if it’s being prised open).
One minute you’re reading an enticing profile, you press to open the gallery and BLAM you’ve got a screenful of angry labia looking like it’s going to leap at you and suffocate you like a face-hugger in Alien.
The criticism that’s often thrown at close-up cock pics is, “We know what a penis looks like.” Well, WE know what a vagina looks like! Try a wider angle!
Am I alone?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Face hugging alien!
I've never seen a thread about a guy's dislike for this kind pic until now. However, in pm's, discussing our likes and dislikes, quite a few have mentioned they really don't like close up fanny pics.
So, no, I would say you're not alone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No interest in cock pics and no way will i ever spread my legs and take a selfie. Never."
You don't have to. You spread 'em, I'll do the pics with my Kodak Instamatic. If I can find some flash cubes. |
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"No interest in cock pics and no way will i ever spread my legs and take a selfie. Never.
You don't have to. You spread 'em, I'll do the pics with my Kodak Instamatic. If I can find some flash cubes."
In your dreams maybe but never in reality  |
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Lol it's like cats and dogs - ladies are of the feline persuasion cool and collected looking at all the options knowing they can take whatever one you like!!!and like a Mose or bird they don't need to see one to know how to catch it!!
Men we are the dogs, doesn't matter how many balls they have, they will always be excited by another one..... |
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"No interest in cock pics and no way will i ever spread my legs and take a selfie. Never.
You don't have to. You spread 'em, I'll do the pics with my Kodak Instamatic. If I can find some flash cubes.
In your dreams maybe but never in reality "
In a joke, maybe, but never in reality. |
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I am sometimes contacted by couples, and a close up vag is the profile pic. Makes me want to run for the hills.
Not a fan of the fanny and I wouldn’t splash mine all over my profile.
Hate getting sent dick picks too! There’s no need!!!! |
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"I am sometimes contacted by couples, and a close up vag is the profile pic. Makes me want to run for the hills.
Not a fan of the fanny and I wouldn’t splash mine all over my profile.
Hate getting sent dick picks too! There’s no need!!!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LMFAO at this
I am also in agreement here, not a big fan of vaginal close ups especially when white goo is dripping out of them.
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I know ....it’s enough to put me off my Greggs custard doughnut and believe me, that takes some doing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No interest in cock pics and no way will i ever spread my legs and take a selfie. Never.
You don't have to. You spread 'em, I'll do the pics with my Kodak Instamatic. If I can find some flash cubes.
In your dreams maybe but never in reality "
Haha, burn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No interest in cock pics and no way will i ever spread my legs and take a selfie. Never.
You don't have to. You spread 'em, I'll do the pics with my Kodak Instamatic. If I can find some flash cubes.
In your dreams maybe but never in reality
Haha, burn. "
Try to keep up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have no beef with the inner workings of a ladys growler
I can take it or leave it
...but id sooner take it"
I think he's saying he prefers when the beef curtains are closed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have no beef with the inner workings of a ladys growler
I can take it or leave it
...but id sooner take it
I think he's saying he prefers when the beef curtains are closed"
As long as they're not corned beef curtains. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am an angry c__t today. Still can't get my car out.
Aye but, are you hairy/completely shaved with white goo oozing out of you?"
Shaved, but have a runny nose.  |
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"I am an angry c__t today. Still can't get my car out.
Aye but, are you hairy/completely shaved with white goo oozing out of you?
Shaved, but have a runny nose. "
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By *argaidMan
over a year ago
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Totally in agreement. I much prefer erotic to gynaecological photos. I prefer being teased to being slapped in the coupon with a kipper.
Equally as amusing are profiles that say "I'm more than just a pair of tits." then have nothing but photos of their tits. |
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over a year ago
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The only true way to judge any woman on here is with a full close up picture of their foof.
Anyone that meets a female off here without a screenshotted close up picture of their trench is an idiot in my opinion. |
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"The only true way to judge any woman on here is with a full close up picture of their foof.
Anyone that meets a female off here without a screenshotted close up picture of their trench is an idiot in my opinion. "
You must be taking the piss. So you see a gorgeous face, cracking body but less than Penthouse worthy fanny and you'd walk away?
(sniff sniff) I smell shite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One minute you’re reading an enticing profile, you press to open the gallery and BLAM you’ve got a screenful of angry labia looking like it’s going to leap at you and suffocate you like a face-hugger in Alien.
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Never going to watch this film the same again. Hahahaha! |
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"The only true way to judge any woman on here is with a full close up picture of their foof.
Anyone that meets a female off here without a screenshotted close up picture of their trench is an idiot in my opinion.
You must be taking the piss. So you see a gorgeous face, cracking body but less than Penthouse worthy fanny and you'd walk away?
(sniff sniff) I smell shite."
Penthouse fanny?
.... Open plan, spacious and enter it via a lift?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only true way to judge any woman on here is with a full close up picture of their foof.
Anyone that meets a female off here without a screenshotted close up picture of their trench is an idiot in my opinion.
You must be taking the piss. So you see a gorgeous face, cracking body but less than Penthouse worthy fanny and you'd walk away?
(sniff sniff) I smell shite.
Penthouse fanny?
.... Open plan, spacious and enter it via a lift? "
Yep, that's the very kind I was meaning!
Nah, thinking back to when Mr and I first started going out and I discovered his stash of dirty mags. Lots of close ups in Penthous! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do you all manage to cope when you see a pussy in real life if a pic causes such reactions?  "
They'll all need a lie down in a dark room by the looks of things.
All the more pussy for me.... |
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"How do you all manage to cope when you see a pussy in real life if a pic causes such reactions?
They'll all need a lie down in a dark room by the looks of things.
All the more pussy for me...."
I'm not going into a dark room. Naughty men might do things to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a vagina to keep me company "
I have to ask the same question Doggy asked me:
"Aye but, are you hairy/completely shaved with white goo oozing out of you?"
Asking purely in the interests of research.  |
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