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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Unless asked

What other sayings on profiles/statuses/verifications do you find cringey or cliche or just over done on Fab?

All for a laugh, so no having a go at individuals please

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Am new... or first time posting... so be nice, be gentle etc...

For some reason that grates me

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

"Am new... or first time posting... so be nice, be gentle etc...

For some reason that grates me

But then they’ve been on for over a year!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am new... or first time posting... so be nice, be gentle etc...

For some reason that grates me

No special treatment for newbies so don't ask lol

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Am new... or first time posting... so be nice, be gentle etc...

For some reason that grates me

No special treatment for newbies so don't ask lol"

Haha!

Am fair! Everyone on the same swing lol

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By *atsnTitsCouple over a year ago

Land Of Naughtiness

Treat him/her nice or else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I ask you a question......

Do you meet married men

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Looking for a regular FB to show me the ropes.

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By *ringles0510Woman over a year ago

Central Borders

Looking for an older woman to teach me some things

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By *ringles0510Woman over a year ago

Central Borders

Love giving oral for hours

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By *ringles0510Woman over a year ago

Central Borders

Daddy, looking for ......

Anything "daddy" just puts me off instantly

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By *earded blossomCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Treat them with the respect they deserve

K x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lists of rules and regulations (or physical features) that must be adhered to prior to sending a message...

Profile should be more about you...

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"Will fill in later"

been on over a year wtf

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

""Will fill in later"

been on over a year wtf

I was just about to say the same thing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question......

Do you meet married men"

Instant block!

Or, I have £x as I'm fed up with time wasters...

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By *exicolaMan over a year ago

West Lothian

'Gives best blow job on fab'

This title must change every half hour.

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By *an from UncleMan over a year ago

ml1

Proffesional couple looking for same, wit the fek does that mean

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By *andsCouple over a year ago

Edin

The phrase “their loss” ! No it’s probably not ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Daddy, looking for ......

Anything "daddy" just puts me off instantly"

This is a pet hate of mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heavy cummer"... Has me reaching for my marigolds, bucket and mop....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Heavy cummer"... Has me reaching for my marigolds, bucket and mop...."

Pmsllllll

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By *onkeymagic50Man over a year ago

Near the harbour

Did see one veri that said...he fucks like a donkey

I did wonder how she was able to compare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did see one veri that said...he fucks like a donkey

I did wonder how she was able to compare

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did see one veri that said...he fucks like a donkey

I did wonder how she was able to compare

Maybe he was a lazy ass and that's what she meant?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did see one veri that said...he fucks like a donkey

I did wonder how she was able to compare

Maybe he was a lazy ass and that's what she meant?"

Hahaha

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By *exicolaMan over a year ago

West Lothian

Any reference to Mr Grey can get to fuck. Seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sucks like a dyson

Not one to kiss and tell ... then goes on to tell

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By *ringles0510Woman over a year ago

Central Borders

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By *ringles0510Woman over a year ago

Central Borders

"Any reference to Mr Grey can get to fuck. Seriously."

Ah yeah!!! Still an awful lot of those on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any reference to Mr Grey can get to fuck. Seriously.

Ah yeah!!! Still an awful lot of those on here

Agreed! Men claiming to be Christian Grey are huge turn offs, I prefer not to meet narcissistic sociopaths

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm here on business...all alone in my hotel room. See that far too often.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profiles that just say "Hi" and have been on here over a year or in some cases a fullstop or two

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By *onkeymagic50Man over a year ago

Near the harbour

No face pic no reply....from a grey basic profile unverified female .....oh aye Fella I will really send a fave pick you can wank over with your marigolds

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By *onkeymagic50Man over a year ago

Near the harbour

Won't meet married attached I don't do that

But if you don't mind banging the married ones like a bongo drum I will veri you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Profiles that just say "Hi" and have been on here over a year or in some cases a fullstop or two

Or will fill in later...been here over a year

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