I'm a bit disappointed to be honest ,you said come play with my pussy and make you happy ,,guess I won't be needing this ball of string and toy mouse I bought from the pet shop ,,just off back see if I can get a refund

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

Girls, I'll get back to you as soon as I've sifted through all the messages.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It happens all the time

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

"It happens all the time "

Ha ha, naughty.

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By *ink-KameraMan over a year ago

Livingston

Nah its tiny but it You wont even notice its in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You must be exceptional

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m only on here to chat and don’t do meets ever

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

Not on here to shag the whole site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes I don’t even know it’s in and shag a birds inside leg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t buy condoms small

Enough that’s why I say I can’t wear them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I honestly don’t know where the g spot is I just fiddle around and hope for the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That is it hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s not you it’s me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s got nothing to do with the drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It does take a couple of hours and two viagra to get going.

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

Of course we can cuddle afterwards.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"That wasn’t a very good blow job. "

Someone said that to me once (cos I like make my myself gag). Meanie.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Heres my credit card ... go and buy yourself something nice .

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

I love HUGE pussies

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Omg. You do don’t tell me ‘love actually’ was on. I’m missing it for this stupid football

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, it does make you look fat".

"Sex? I thought we were going to visit your mother!?"

"Stop walking around naked, you'll catch a chill."

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

Or, 'No, those jeans don't make your bum look big, the fat on your arse does that'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No dear... That dress isn't too tight for you. Its just your too fat for that dress.

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

I have a hotel room all to myself. I’m not looking for any hot female to come and join me at an ungodly hour that I haven’t met! I’m happy to be on my own.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a hotel room all to myself. I’m not looking for any hot female to come and join me at an ungodly hour that I haven’t met! I’m happy to be on my own. "

I'd say that. I'm quite partial to a good nights' sleep, and I'd get both the pillow chocolates.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/02/18 12:08:36]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Laughing lots at the the things that everyone is contributing and surprised (dont know why) that the women are getting involved but fab.

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By *ink-KameraMan over a year ago

Livingston

I don't care how hot your twin sister is she cannot share our bed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No babe. You're driving isn't bad.. Its terrible. Did you get your driving licence from a cereal box as a free gift

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know it says athletic on my profile but most athletic I have been is running to the kebab shop before it shuts on a night out.

By slightly over weight you mean fat

By ample you mean fat

By curvy you mean fat.

By fabulous you mean fat

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

"Can I have a large pizza, with everything on it and a diet ?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's my turn to host the wanking group so I'll need lots of new scatter cushions, scented candles and sushi for 20!"

Jintz (just visiting)

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ve only agreed to meet you after you sent me those photos of you in the bedroom. You know I just had to come over and tidy that room up and get those curtains done as they just do not match you curtains and bed spread.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Looking for a quick meet on my way home from work.....

Oh wait, this is actually true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It's my turn to host the wanking group so I'll need lots of new scatter cushions, scented candles and sushi for 20!"

Jintz (just visiting)

Typical... swans in wi promises of scented pleasures and leaves... (he never said that either

)

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

Splatter cushions more like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Splatter cushions more like"

Now, he would say that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""It's my turn to host the wanking group so I'll need lots of new scatter cushions, scented candles and sushi for 20!"

Jintz (just visiting)

"
like it funny x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually want to meet for sexy fun and not chat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of course you can have the last beer and wedge of pizza".

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple over a year ago

markinch

So long as youve cum , that all important . I xan wait another 3 days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was fucking you last night I was fantasising it was your mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My dick isn't actually that size...it's a miniature Sky remote in the pic."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually would rather eat your brothers ass than yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I was fucking you last night I was fantasising it was your mother "

I'm pretty sure there are some guys out there who would say that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""My dick isn't actually that size...it's a miniature Sky remote in the pic.""

Rumbled.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No I don’t want to watch the footie with a beer. I want to go shopping with you.

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"No I don’t want to watch the footie with a beer. I want to go shopping with you.

If shop in question is "American golf" then feck the footie n beer I'm in

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By *uddleanstrokeMan over a year ago

Bristol / Crete / Glasgow

Let be fuck your wife quickly & gently with my 2” wilting willie .. I usually last at least 30 seconds .. if I cum at all ... making none of your fantasy’s come true ... sorry, I smell a bit - didn’t have time for a shower, ... and why aren’t you squirting all over both of us? .. what -u mean u haven’t you paid yr Scottish Water bill yet?

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By *onkeymagic50Man over a year ago

Near the harbour

Yes darling your arse really does look big in that dress

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By *heik yourwillyMan over a year ago

shire

Heres my bank card

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