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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.
Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?
I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.
Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?
I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some "
Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.
Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?
I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some
Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?"
I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.
Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?
I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some
Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?
I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute "
Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gate crash the social
OR
Family size bag of Minstrels and get your bum along to the cinema to see Black Panther. Great film."
yeah the film looks good, that's deffo a plan  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I come too
Cremated my dad on Wednesday and bored out my tits
awww ffs please tell me that's a joke
if not, I'm so sorryyyyyyy  "
No joke Three funerals in two weeks all very close family members
Sign I’m getting old |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I come too
Cremated my dad on Wednesday and bored out my tits
awww ffs please tell me that's a joke
if not, I'm so sorryyyyyyy
No joke Three funerals in two weeks all very close family members
Sign I’m getting old "
so sorry mucker
been there, done that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come to grantown and play Scrabble with us"
grantown-on-spey
that's just a tad too far for scrabble lollllllllllll
but that's a cheer me up offer
xx peter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.
Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?
I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some
Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?
I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute
Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory "
Body swerved. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.
Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?
I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some
Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?
I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute
Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory
Body swerved."
no body swear
that's already been dealt with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.
Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?
I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some
Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?
I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute
Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory
Body swerved.
no body swear
that's already been dealt with "
Damn. Had the pop corn ready haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.
Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?
I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some
Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?
I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute
Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory
Body swerved.
no body swear
that's already been dealt with
Damn. Had the pop corn ready haha"
Are you hungry? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.
Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?
I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some
Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?
I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute
Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory
Body swerved.
no body swear
that's already been dealt with
Damn. Had the pop corn ready haha
Are you hungry?"
No. Im going to the cinema |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.
Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?
I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some
Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?
I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute
Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory
Body swerved.
no body swear
that's already been dealt with
Damn. Had the pop corn ready haha
Are you hungry?
No. Im going to the cinema"
That made fuck all sense |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.
Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?
I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some
Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?
I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute
Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory
Body swerved.
no body swear
that's already been dealt with
Damn. Had the pop corn ready haha
Are you hungry?
No. Im going to the cinema
That made fuck all sense"
Please tone down the aggression. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.
Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?
I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some
Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?
I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute
Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory
Body swerved.
no body swear
that's already been dealt with
Damn. Had the pop corn ready haha
Are you hungry?
No. Im going to the cinema
That made fuck all sense
Please tone down the aggression."
Here's a quid for your swear jar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come to grantown and play Scrabble with us
grantown-on-spey
that's just a tad too far for scrabble lollllllllllll
but that's a cheer me up offer
xx peter "
You'd beat me...had too many glasses of Pinot Noir already! x |
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"Come to grantown and play Scrabble with us
Would come but the fishing in grantown would distract me 
Fishing?? Too cold for that"
Best fishing in Scotland for me river and the trout pond just outside grant own |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
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Go to tescos n buy an apple pie n follow these instructions
Buy apple pie
Scurry home with it
Place im micro
Heat 20 seconds
Check temp is 39 degrees celcius with thermometer
Place on a table at baw height
Place knob into said heated apple pie
Pump
Then lie back n savour the exceedingly good cake moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go to tescos n buy an apple pie n follow these instructions
Buy apple pie
Scurry home with it
Place im micro
Heat 20 seconds
Check temp is 39 degrees celcius with thermometer
Place on a table at baw height
Place knob into said heated apple pie
Pump
Then lie back n savour the exceedingly good cake moment"
Pmsllll, see if you wur a bird. I'd play so fucking hard to get
I love you, ya fud. Lollloollol |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Go to tescos n buy an apple pie n follow these instructions
Buy apple pie
Scurry home with it
Place im micro
Heat 20 seconds
Check temp is 39 degrees celcius with thermometer
Place on a table at baw height
Place knob into said heated apple pie
Pump
Then lie back n savour the exceedingly good cake moment
Pmsllll, see if you wur a bird. I'd play so fucking hard to get
I love you, ya fud. Lollloollol "
Lol horse mate
The temp was spot on wasnt it??
A think Mr Kipling should capture yer erse action n get ye on tv in one o his ads! |
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