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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Come on lets see your artistic side and post your best made up valentine poems

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are poo

I've got tourettes

Tit wank cunt

Fuck you x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Roses are Red

Violets are poo

I've got tourettes

Tit wank cunt

Fuck you x"

how lovely lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are Red

Violets are poo

I've got tourettes

Tit wank cunt

Fuck you xhow lovely lol "

Was Mr's valentine card x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Roses are Red

Violets are poo

I've got tourettes

Tit wank cunt

Fuck you xhow lovely lol

Was Mr's valentine card x"

bet she loved it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are Red

Violets are poo

I've got tourettes

Tit wank cunt

Fuck you xhow lovely lol

Was Mr's valentine card xbet she loved it "

I sent it to him x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are my life, my soul.

Everything I hold dear.

You touch my heart in so many ways.

Nothing will ever compare.

To be with you, on this day.

Your valentine is all I crave.

Be with me until time forgets.

My mind, my body is yours to control.

We will be together, that I sure.

One life, one soul, merged forever.

Never wanted Someone as much.

All I want is to see your stunning smile.

#########

ffs, I tried in the 5 minutes I had

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Roses are Red

Violets are poo

I've got tourettes

Tit wank cunt

Fuck you xhow lovely lol

Was Mr's valentine card xbet she loved it

I sent it to him x"

ops

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"You are my life, my soul.

Everything I hold dear.

You touch my heart in so many ways.

Nothing will ever compare.

To be with you, on this day.

Your valentine is all I crave.

Be with me until time forgets.

My mind, my body is yours to control.

We will be together, that I sure.

One life, one soul, merged forever.

Never wanted Someone as much.

All I want is to see your stunning smile.

#########

ffs, I tried in the 5 minutes I had "

lovely Peter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Knickers are red

Knickers are blue

And if you don't love me

Then knickers to you

Don't make love at the garden gate, cos love is blind but the neighbours ain't.

I love, I love, I love you almighty

I wish your pyjamas were next to my nightie

Don't be mistaken, don't be misled

I mean on the washing line, not in the bed

Think of M

Think of E

Put them together

And think of ME

xxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Knickers are red

Knickers are blue

And if you don't love me

Then knickers to you

Don't make love at the garden gate, cos love is blind but the neighbours ain't.

I love, I love, I love you almighty

I wish your pyjamas were next to my nightie

Don't be mistaken, don't be misled

I mean on the washing line, not in the bed

Think of M

Think of E

Put them together

And think of ME

xxx"

awww very good lol

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Pick me up and twirl me round

Then lay me gently on the ground

Put your mouth against my lips

And feel my warmth against your hips.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My vibrator is broken

So you'll have to do....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Pick me up and twirl me round

Then lay me gently on the ground

Put your mouth against my lips

And feel my warmth against your hips. "

hahaha very good

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

My vibrator is broken

So you'll have to do...."

love it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Knickers are red

Knickers are brown

When am with you

My knickers are down x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like a good dicking and a fanny much too

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

Roses are red

So are your lips

Please sit on my face

And wiggle your hips

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Would a 69 class

As dinner for two

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

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These are all funny

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By *ain n MableWoman  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I'm shit at poems,

Nice tits.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saw one on twitter today...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Boris johnson is a c*nt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw one on twitter today...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Boris johnson is a c*nt"

Superb.

My shot:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

3 is a number

Thats better than 2.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red

Voilets Urnae

You look like a burd

Aah shagged fae Kilbirnie.

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By *edLionScotMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red

The asanawa, azure

I've learned some new knots

To keep you secure.

The ropes they restrict

Reassuringly tight

You are mine, so comply

It's futile to fight

I watch, and I tease

as you try to resist

Learn to be good

And then I'll desist

You've earned your release

And cuddle like hand fits its glove

Your body still trembling

Knows the depth of our love.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are red

Voilets Urnae

You look like a burd

Aah shagged fae Kilbirnie."

This is my favourite!

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By *edLionScotMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Roses are red

So are your lips

Please sit on my face

And wiggle your hips

"

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