FabSwingers.com > Forums > Scotland > I will not meet you...

I will not meet you...

Jump to: Newest in thread

By *awty Max OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

... you have sent me the photos of a young Louis Theroux

Your turn

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... but I will place your pics on the mantle above open fire

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... because I'm a timewaster/fake/maleonafemprofile...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

Because you’re my neighbour!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...and I've been shagging your sister!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because..youv asked me to have sex in your ex gf house to get back at her

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I've arranged to see your sister that night.

Too much?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cause you don't like lurpak, bananas n cucumber

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *onkeymagic50Man over a year ago

Near the harbour

Because my dog won't get out my bed

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because you want to lick my cum out if my wife.

We ain't that adventurous....yet

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Because..youv asked me to have sex in your ex gf house to get back at her

Think he messaged me too

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *onkeymagic50Man over a year ago

Near the harbour

"Because..youv asked me to have sex in your ex gf house to get back at her

Think he messaged me too"

I was d*unk I apologise

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because..youv asked me to have sex in your ex gf house to get back at her

Think he messaged me too"

To get revenge as she cheated on him when he was in hospital. Could be the same

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because..youv asked me to have sex in your ex gf house to get back at her

Think he messaged me too

To get revenge as she cheated on him when he was in hospital. Could be the same"
that's the man lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *he Regina PhalangeWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Because I have the cold!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *awty Max OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

... am too old for car-shagging

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *he Regina PhalangeWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"... am too old for car-shagging

Hahahahahahaha I hear you!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because you offered me cash and pissed me off.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....cos you sound like a bit of a prick

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *onkeymagic50Man over a year ago

Near the harbour

"....cos you sound like a bit of a prick"

Did I d*unk call you also

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/02/18 18:21:11]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your boabie looks like it needs a session with a wire brush and a bottle of dettol.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

....unless you bring a multipack of Freddos, beef space raiders and cola flavoured kwenchy cups

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....unless you bring a multipack of Freddos, beef space raiders and cola flavoured kwenchy cups

Are you 5?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... because you behaved like an arse in the forums.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I will not meet you you’ll steal my lingerie

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *parkle13Woman over a year ago

Dundee

"Because I've arranged to see your sister that night.

Too much?

"
class

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

Honestly, you're not worth shaving my legs for

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

I’m not sure if these are real responses or not lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

because I'm not meeting

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because you're older than my dad and that's just a lil bit weird!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *exy gentMan over a year ago

Midlothian

You have a cock

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because you're older than my dad and that's just a lil bit weird! "

Not by much though

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... you are part of the forum clique.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because you're older than my dad and that's just a lil bit weird!

Not by much though

You're still younger than my dad!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... you are part of the forum clique.

Is this why you knocked me back?

Sakes I don't even like these twats but they're the only people who talk to me most of the time

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"... you are part of the forum clique.

Is this why you knocked me back?

Sakes I don't even like these twats but they're the only people who talk to me most of the time

Not because you turned vanilla of course

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... you are part of the forum clique.

Is this why you knocked me back?

Sakes I don't even like these twats but they're the only people who talk to me most of the time

Not because you turned vanilla of course

I lasted only 4 weeks! 4 sexless weeks!

Never again

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"... you are part of the forum clique.

Is this why you knocked me back?

Sakes I don't even like these twats but they're the only people who talk to me most of the time

Not because you turned vanilla of course

I lasted only 4 weeks! 4 sexless weeks!

Never again "

Woohoo, thank goodness for Fab!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

"....unless you bring a multipack of Freddos, beef space raiders and cola flavoured kwenchy cups

Are you 5?"

I've never measured, but a little bit more than that I think

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *he Regina PhalangeWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"... you are part of the forum clique.

Is this why you knocked me back?

Sakes I don't even like these twats but they're the only people who talk to me most of the time

Not because you turned vanilla of course

I lasted only 4 weeks! 4 sexless weeks!

Never again "

Hahaha I’m telling you! Watch this space.....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because you offered me cash and pissed me off."

I got offered cash and transport !!! Seriously

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because you have already been there and you were shite

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because you offered me cash and pissed me off.

I got offered cash and transport !!! Seriously "

I was offended not only because I don't need his bloody cash, I'm not on Fab to supplement my income, but also I'm worth more than £100. Cheapskate

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because you're just too boring

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/02/18 22:36:14]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cause I was offered £3.27p and I didn't wanna behold to them as I felt this is too much to offer me to meet.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cause I was offered £3.27p and I didn't wanna behold to them as I felt this is too much to offer me to meet.

I would pay a fiver. Only if there is a solid refund policy, though.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *he Regina PhalangeWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Cause I was offered £3.27p and I didn't wanna behold to them as I felt this is too much to offer me to meet.

I would pay a fiver. Only if there is a solid refund policy, though. "

If he’s solid, you won’t need a refund! Haha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

Free coffee with cream and sticky finger here, no refunds though

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Free coffee with cream and sticky finger here, no refunds though

No refund needed here

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some folk can't give it away for free

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"Free coffee with cream and sticky finger here, no refunds though

No refund needed here

Well thank you Cate

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Free coffee with cream and sticky finger here, no refunds though

No refund needed here

Well thank you Cate

Any time my lovely friend

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *earded blossomCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

You shagged a munter.... more than once

John

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *requent VisitorMan over a year ago

City Centre

Because will not do this with your 2yr old in the same room!, just to clarify this was my response to one looking to meet me, unreal

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *requent VisitorMan over a year ago

City Centre

Unless you lave your biker boots outside the door n when we fuck you leave your condom in the bathroom so my male friend can sniff your boots n eat your cum! This one was a reply I received, holy fuck I wonder about people sometimes lol, the world of Fab!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *eADevilCouple over a year ago

Blantyre

Because your penis is Green

Red is ok , thats lipstick .

Green is most likely gangrene.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *onkeymagic50Man over a year ago

Near the harbour

"Because your penis is Green

Red is ok , thats lipstick .

Green is most likely gangrene. "

Or they been doing an American pie but with a watermelon

Did I say that out loud

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple over a year ago

markinch

Just because

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ch WellMan over a year ago

Scotland

Because you didn't think of the number I was thinking of, double it, divide it by pi then post the answer in Roman numerals in the title of your message

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some folk can't give it away for free

I see you know me every well

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *awty Max OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

... I am not on here to get pregnant!

Way too old for that jazz lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *onkeymagic50Man over a year ago

Near the harbour

I thought you was talking sexy in French .when all you was saying was ..is it in .must buy new paint for the ceiling

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I can’t understand a word you say

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic