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Two truths and a lie
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, I was on another site the other day and one girl said to me in her opening message “ice breaker. Two truths and a lie” and you have to guess the lie.
It’s a fun way of getting to know someone I think!
So. Here I go. I used to play pro football, I was asked on numerous occasions to be a male stripper and I drive a Porsche 911 limited edition.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll say the porsche is the lie.
I have fifty tattoos
I have a third nipple
I read tarot cards
I say the tatts is the lie. "
Nope lol (tho I have sorta played with words there  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm related to the Proclaimers.
I'm related to Gerard Butler
I'm related to JK Rowling
Woops, I read the thread as two lies and a truth 
Only one of the above is true!"
hahahah Gerard Butler (she says hopefully) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this your way of letting people know that 2 of those are true 
Proud owner of electic toothbrush
My fish disappeared or was stolen
I used to walk like an Egyptian
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Hmmmm interesting... I say the fish one is the lie?? |
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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago
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Awww that's you blocked then lol "
So I cant organise a threesome for you with two twins?!
Na its the last one that is the truth. And its not a close relation lol. Nothing that has made me wealthier! |
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Awww that's you blocked then lol
So I cant organise a threesome for you with two twins?!
Na its the last one that is the truth. And its not a close relation lol. Nothing that has made me wealthier!"
Haha! Still part of the family tree though  |
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"Is this your way of letting people know that 2 of those are true
Proud owner of electic toothbrush
My fish disappeared or was stolen
I used to walk like an Egyptian
G
Hmmmm interesting... I say the fish one is the lie?? "
No thats true, the lie is i used to walk like an Egyptian |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a Reiki-Sekhem master
I was once a male stripper
I ys d to be a paid escort
The missing word is 'used' lol
3rd is a lie "
Missing word is indeed used and number 3 is the lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this your way of letting people know that 2 of those are true
Proud owner of electic toothbrush
My fish disappeared or was stolen
I used to walk like an Egyptian
G
Hmmmm interesting... I say the fish one is the lie??
No thats true, the lie is i used to walk like an Egyptian "
Lol seems so obvious now |
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"Is this your way of letting people know that 2 of those are true
Proud owner of electic toothbrush
My fish disappeared or was stolen
I used to walk like an Egyptian
G
Hmmmm interesting... I say the fish one is the lie??
No thats true, the lie is i used to walk like an Egyptian
Lol seems so obvious now "
Lol, i could have. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was born on a bus, when my mum was going to an ante-natal appointment.
I have had penis enlargement surgery.
I have a number of scars on the right side of my body, but none at all on the left. |
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D here,
Jason Momoa jumped out from behind a door grabbed me and gave me the fright of my life.
I played for Scotlands basketball team and once lost a shoot out to Kobe Bryant.
I was run over twice in the same night by the same car.
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"D here,
Jason Momoa jumped out from behind a door grabbed me and gave me the fright of my life.
I played for Scotlands basketball team and once lost a shoot out to Kobe Bryant.
I was run over twice in the same night by the same car.
Basketball is a lie
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"D here,
Jason Momoa jumped out from behind a door grabbed me and gave me the fright of my life.
I played for Scotlands basketball team and once lost a shoot out to Kobe Bryant.
I was run over twice in the same night by the same car.
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Hmmm! Certainly tall enough for basketball
3rd one is a lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I danced Professionally Abroad in a Nightclub on a podium 
I recently had a MFFFF
I used to Play Professional Football
2nd one is a lie"
aawwww ffs, I forgot to put in a lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently had a MFFFF
Yeah, and I believe in wee green men!
actually its the recently bit, it was over a year ago
Photos, or it never happened! 
I'd prefer a video... with sound "
ffs, I was busy, a video or camera was the last thing on my mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently had a MFFFF
Yeah, and I believe in wee green men!
actually its the recently bit, it was over a year ago
Photos, or it never happened!
I'd prefer a video... with sound "
If it was me, the audio would consist of me pleading to be allowed to join in with the girls.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can hula hoop while juggling
I have multi Coloured hair
I couldn’t tell the time until I was 11"
I do want the hula hoop thing to be true but think it is a lie
1. I have performed on stage, at Stratford upon Avon, with the Royal Shakespeare Company
2. I once shot my best friend because I thought it was a jolly funny jape
3. I once came third in a pie eating competition
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really a lady boy
I have tied a dentist.to his chair in his surgery and sat on his face
I was a kissagram twenty years ago"
It looks like your surgery went well.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really a lady boy
I have tied a dentist.to his chair in his surgery and sat on his face
I was a kissagram twenty years ago
It looks like your surgery went well.
Thanks. Forgot to say it's the fem messaging!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to be able to run 100m under 13 secs (fairly fast I was told) at secondary school.
I can polish off a family size packet of Kit Kats in one sitting.
I love Sci Fi. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This should be fun
I'm 6ft 2"
I'm Ginger
And last but not least I've circled the world
Have fun guessing answers on a postcard"
First one is a lie ( tip for playing this game in future.....you have your height listed as 5"8 on your profile ) |
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"This should be fun
I'm 6ft 2"
I'm Ginger
And last but not least I've circled the world
Have fun guessing answers on a postcard
First one is a lie ( tip for playing this game in future.....you have your height listed as 5"8 on your profile )"
Dam lol opps |
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"D here,
Jason Momoa jumped out from behind a door grabbed me and gave me the fright of my life.
I played for Scotlands basketball team and once lost a shoot out to Kobe Bryant.
I was run over twice in the same night by the same car.
Hmmm! Certainly tall enough for basketball
3rd one is a lie "
Haha no the 3rd one is true, I was 15. My mates uncle drove into me, then an hour later ran over my foot. |
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By *ikkevCouple
over a year ago
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"I used to be able to run 100m under 13 secs (fairly fast I was told) at secondary school.
I can polish off a family size packet of Kit Kats in one sitting.
I love Sci Fi."
last ones a lie
i can play the violin
ive a 3rd in the scottish karate championships for fighting
i drive a bmw
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i can play the violin
ive a 3rd in the scottish karate championships for fighting
i drive a bmw
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I'm gonna say the violin is a lie, for no other reason than jealousy. :p
As for me:
- I'm mentioned by name in a book about intelligence agencies and the war in Afghanistan,
- I once ate fifty hardboiled eggs in the space of an hour, and
- I tend to growl and roar like a wild animal when I come. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to be able to run 100m under 13 secs (fairly fast I was told) at secondary school.
I can polish off a family size packet of Kit Kats in one sitting.
I love Sci Fi.
last ones a lie
i can play the violin
ive a 3rd in the scottish karate championships for fighting
i drive a bmw
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You got me. They were waving the kit kats at the finish line actually, got my best time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. I won a latin speaking competition at st andrews uni when I was 13
2. I got locked in a flat in thailand and a lady hid my shoes so I couldnt escape
3. I was a semi professional footballer |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"1. I compete for the scottish team at a sport
2. I drive a bmw M5
3. I had sex in a church poolpit
id say the first one
kirsty xx
Nope first one is true "
Third one is false?
Mine are:-
1 I saved a boy from drowning on my honeymoon
2 I used to love playing hockey at school
3 I’ve failed my maths Higher twice. |
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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago
Stenhousemuir |
"1. I compete for the scottish team at a sport
2. I drive a bmw M5
3. I had sex in a church poolpit
id say the first one
kirsty xx
Nope first one is true
Third one is false?
Mine are:-
1 I saved a boy from drowning on my honeymoon
2 I used to love playing hockey at school
3 I’ve failed my maths Higher twice. "
Nope third one is true aswell lol
Its number 2 I have an Msport not an M5
I recon number 2 is false for yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. I compete for the scottish team at a sport
2. I drive a bmw M5
3. I had sex in a church poolpit
id say the first one
kirsty xx
Nope first one is true
Third one is false?
Mine are:-
1 I saved a boy from drowning on my honeymoon
2 I used to love playing hockey at school
3 I’ve failed my maths Higher twice. "
I say #3 |
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I have an iq from mensa of 146
I've had less sexual partners than I have fingers and toes
I once broke into police station .stole a police radio then sang .pink Floyd for 4 hours until I was caught
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"1. I compete for the scottish team at a sport
2. I drive a bmw M5
3. I had sex in a church poolpit
id say the first one
kirsty xx
Nope first one is true
Third one is false?
Mine are:-
1 I saved a boy from drowning on my honeymoon
2 I used to love playing hockey at school
3 I’ve failed my maths Higher twice. "
3rd is a lie F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I collect rubber duckies.
I've met ant and dec.
I don't have my driving licence.
I say 3rd one is false "
Nope I don't have a driving license.
I have met Ant and Dec.
The lie was I collect rubber duckies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have met Ant and Dec.
You have my deepest commiserations."
Haha thanks! It was a long time ago back in there get ready to rhumble days. After Byker Grove. |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"1. I compete for the scottish team at a sport
2. I drive a bmw M5
3. I had sex in a church poolpit
id say the first one
kirsty xx
Nope first one is true
Third one is false?
Mine are:-
1 I saved a boy from drowning on my honeymoon
2 I used to love playing hockey at school
3 I’ve failed my maths Higher twice.
Nope third one is true aswell lol
Its number 2 I have an Msport not an M5
I recon number 2 is false for yours "
Yes it’s 2 . Hated hockey. |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"1. I compete for the scottish team at a sport
2. I drive a bmw M5
3. I had sex in a church poolpit
id say the first one
kirsty xx
Nope first one is true
Third one is false?
Mine are:-
1 I saved a boy from drowning on my honeymoon
2 I used to love playing hockey at school
3 I’ve failed my maths Higher twice.
3rd is a lie F "
Lol no Max it’s 2. Hated hockey and was useless at maths! |
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