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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I had a social today and don't quite know what to make of it.
Introductions over and we were blethering away when I noticed he kept wiping his nose but leaving a hanger on (stray bogie).
Anyhoo, wee while later he goes to the toilet then comes back saying he had a little precum and then spent the next ten minutes chuntering on about the toilet cleaning rota in the coffee place and how they seem very inconsistent.
On the way out he felt my arse and suggested a future play meet for a little car fun.
As strange as it may sound, when driving home, I was aware that I had a moist gusset 
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"I had a social today and don't quite know what to make of it.
Introductions over and we were blethering away when I noticed he kept wiping his nose but leaving a hanger on (stray bogie).
Anyhoo, wee while later he goes to the toilet then comes back saying he had a little precum and then spent the next ten minutes chuntering on about the toilet cleaning rota in the coffee place and how they seem very inconsistent.
On the way out he felt my arse and suggested a future play meet for a little car fun.
As strange as it may sound, when driving home, I was aware that I had a moist gusset
Has anyone else ever been turned on by such strange events ? "
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Both the Mrs and I are just getting over the cold so feel free to message us if that’s what gets you moist. Can arrange a meet.
Ps it’s called Mucophilia and or Nasophilia.
Google at your own peril
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"Both the Mrs and I are just getting over the cold so feel free to message us if that’s what gets you moist. Can arrange a meet.
Ps it’s called Mucophilia and or Nasophilia.
Google at your own peril
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I'm not convinced it was the stray bogies that caused my rather surprising reaction |
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"I had a social today and don't quite know what to make of it.
Introductions over and we were blethering away when I noticed he kept wiping his nose but leaving a hanger on (stray bogie).
Anyhoo, wee while later he goes to the toilet then comes back saying he had a little precum and then spent the next ten minutes chuntering on about the toilet cleaning rota in the coffee place and how they seem very inconsistent.
On the way out he felt my arse and suggested a future play meet for a little car fun.
As strange as it may sound, when driving home, I was aware that I had a moist gusset
Has anyone else ever been turned on by such strange events ? "
French man need your help.
I know the meaning of bogies, I love that word lol ha ha ha.
What is chuntering?
What is felt my arse?
What is moist gusset?
Lol it looks like you enjoyed yourself this is what matters the most 
Xxx
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Both the Mrs and I are just getting over the cold so feel free to message us if that’s what gets you moist. Can arrange a meet.
Ps it’s called Mucophilia and or Nasophilia.
Google at your own peril
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This did make me giggle. As to your experience OP, as Gas said that’s what makes Fab so unique but I’m wondering now... will there be a second meet... will you take Mucophilia and Nasophilia up on their offer... so many questions!!!!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a social today and don't quite know what to make of it.
Introductions over and we were blethering away when I noticed he kept wiping his nose but leaving a hanger on (stray bogie).
Anyhoo, wee while later he goes to the toilet then comes back saying he had a little precum and then spent the next ten minutes chuntering on about the toilet cleaning rota in the coffee place and how they seem very inconsistent.
On the way out he felt my arse and suggested a future play meet for a little car fun.
As strange as it may sound, when driving home, I was aware that I had a moist gusset
Has anyone else ever been turned on by such strange events ?
French man need your help.
I know the meaning of bogies, I love that word lol ha ha ha.
What is chuntering?
What is felt my arse?
What is moist gusset?
Lol it looks like you enjoyed yourself this is what matters the most
Xxx
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Chuntering = chattering
Felt my arse= touched my bum
Moist gusset = wet crotch
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Lol ha ha ha thx for the translation.
That is risky imagine if a man touches a Lady a bum is she does not want to...
Happy ending after all... You should see him again if you were wet then
It is a good point when I meet ladies I always have a nice boner... ladies rarely say if they feel wet.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Both the Mrs and I are just getting over the cold so feel free to message us if that’s what gets you moist. Can arrange a meet.
Ps it’s called Mucophilia and or Nasophilia.
Google at your own peril
This did make me giggle. As to your experience OP, as Gas said that’s what makes Fab so unique but I’m wondering now... will there be a second meet... will you take Mucophilia and Nasophilia up on their offer... so many questions!!!! "
I need help to decide |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Was his pre cum chat the panty soaker?
If only I knew what the clincher was
You have to meet him again!
Yes, you must meet him, WE need to know lol "
But surely it's a wee bit strange that a guy would tell you that on a social after some perfectly innocent chat |
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"Was his pre cum chat the panty soaker?
If only I knew what the clincher was
You have to meet him again!
Yes, you must meet him, WE need to know lol
But surely it's a wee bit strange that a guy would tell you that on a social after some perfectly innocent chat "
Men are strange! That’s life!
Now get another social arranged and look out some clean knickers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was his pre cum chat the panty soaker?
If only I knew what the clincher was
You have to meet him again!
Yes, you must meet him, WE need to know lol
But surely it's a wee bit strange that a guy would tell you that on a social after some perfectly innocent chat
Men are strange! That’s life!
Now get another social arranged and look out some clean knickers!"
What she said... especially the "men are strange" bit lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was his pre cum chat the panty soaker?
If only I knew what the clincher was
You have to meet him again!
Yes, you must meet him, WE need to know lol
But surely it's a wee bit strange that a guy would tell you that on a social after some perfectly innocent chat
Men are strange! That’s life!
Now get another social arranged and look out some clean knickers!
What she said... especially the "men are strange" bit lol "
I wonded what his reaction would be if I don't wear any next time |
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"Was his pre cum chat the panty soaker?
If only I knew what the clincher was
You have to meet him again!
Yes, you must meet him, WE need to know lol
But surely it's a wee bit strange that a guy would tell you that on a social after some perfectly innocent chat
Men are strange! That’s life!
Now get another social arranged and look out some clean knickers!
What she said... especially the "men are strange" bit lol
I wonded what his reaction would be if I don't wear any next time "
He would at the toilet much longer! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it "
Was he wearing an astronaut helmet to catch his nasal drips in? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Was he wearing an astronaut helmet to catch his nasal drips in? "
It was a kind of cone shaped thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Was he wearing an astronaut helmet to catch his nasal drips in?
It was a kind of cone shaped thing "
Is his name Dug? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Was he wearing an astronaut helmet to catch his nasal drips in?
It was a kind of cone shaped thing
Is his name Dug?"
No...but i do know a man with a shovel |
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By *imbo57Man
over a year ago
kilmarnock ish |
"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Was he wearing an astronaut helmet to catch his nasal drips in?
It was a kind of cone shaped thing "
Dunce cap ??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Was he wearing an astronaut helmet to catch his nasal drips in?
It was a kind of cone shaped thing
Dunce cap ???"
I reckon he would have been the dux |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Was he wearing an astronaut helmet to catch his nasal drips in?
It was a kind of cone shaped thing
Dunce cap ???
I reckon he would have been the dux "
Did he give a right good dux then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Was he wearing an astronaut helmet to catch his nasal drips in?
It was a kind of cone shaped thing
Dunce cap ???
I reckon he would have been the dux
Did he give a right good dux then?"
You're obviously using that word in a different context than i did |
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it "
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something?"
I think it was just an accessory |
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something?
I think it was just an accessory "
An unnecessary accessory! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something?
I think it was just an accessory
An unnecessary accessory!"
He just likes to be different |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Was he wearing an astronaut helmet to catch his nasal drips in?
It was a kind of cone shaped thing
Is his name Dug?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something?
I think it was just an accessory "
To stop him chewing on his vasectomy stitches? |
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By *aenMan
over a year ago
Here and There |
"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something?
I think it was just an accessory
To stop him chewing on his vasectomy stitches?"
The cone of shame  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something?
I think it was just an accessory
To stop him chewing on his vasectomy stitches?"
He never fails to have me in stitches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something?
I think it was just an accessory
To stop him chewing on his vasectomy stitches?
He never fails to have me in stitches "
Did you need an episiotomy?
A good shag is always made better with a bit of a giggle! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something?
I think it was just an accessory
To stop him chewing on his vasectomy stitches?
He never fails to have me in stitches
Did you need an episiotomy?
A good shag is always made better with a bit of a giggle! "
Being ripped open doesn't sound like much fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something?
I think it was just an accessory
To stop him chewing on his vasectomy stitches?
He never fails to have me in stitches
Did you need an episiotomy?
A good shag is always made better with a bit of a giggle!
Being ripped open doesn't sound like much fun "
It might just have been a wee snip...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something?
I think it was just an accessory
To stop him chewing on his vasectomy stitches?
He never fails to have me in stitches
Did you need an episiotomy?
A good shag is always made better with a bit of a giggle!
Being ripped open doesn't sound like much fun
It might just have been a wee snip... "
A good shag shouldn't even involve that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something?
I think it was just an accessory
To stop him chewing on his vasectomy stitches?
He never fails to have me in stitches
Did you need an episiotomy?
A good shag is always made better with a bit of a giggle!
Being ripped open doesn't sound like much fun
It might just have been a wee snip...
A good shag shouldn't even involve that"
They sometimes have to do it when I get stuck in there... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something?
I think it was just an accessory
To stop him chewing on his vasectomy stitches?
He never fails to have me in stitches
Did you need an episiotomy?
A good shag is always made better with a bit of a giggle!
Being ripped open doesn't sound like much fun
It might just have been a wee snip...
A good shag shouldn't even involve that
They sometimes have to do it when I get stuck in there... "
Humble brag |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Glad it worked out!
Could he not remove his headgear? Or was it hiding something?
I think it was just an accessory
To stop him chewing on his vasectomy stitches?
He never fails to have me in stitches
Did you need an episiotomy?
A good shag is always made better with a bit of a giggle!
Being ripped open doesn't sound like much fun
It might just have been a wee snip...
A good shag shouldn't even involve that
They sometimes have to do it when I get stuck in there...
Humble brag"
Guilty as charged! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a social today and don't quite
know what to make of it.
Introductions over and we were blethering away when I noticed he kept wiping his nose but leaving a hanger on (stray bogie).
Anyhoo, wee while later he goes to the toilet then comes back saying he had a little precum and then spent the next ten minutes chuntering on about the toilet cleaning rota in the coffee place and how they seem very inconsistent.
On the way out he felt my arse and suggested a future play meet for a little car fun.
As strange as it may sound, when driving home, I was aware that I had a moist gusset
Has anyone else ever been turned on by such strange events ? "
Think you enjoyed yourself , next time do more than a social |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reminds me of that song....you can leave your hat on
Probably a miners hat ..sounds to me like maybe a bit of the old spelunking going on there"
Those caves can be dank dirty places |
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it "
Is he not verifying you either ? That’s quite rude. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time for a little update on this...
So we met again and I got a right good servicing. He really does tend to a shaved pussy well.
Although his rather unusual headwear meant he was unable to lick it
Is he not verifying you either ? That’s quite rude. "
He knows I'm real and I know I'm real. Are you possibly suggesting something? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you all ready for the next interesting addition to the bogeyman saga?
He only went and wore his slippers!
Tartan ones? Socks or no socks?"
He's far too understated to adorn his feet in tartan tat.
No socks...that just wouldn't have looked good at all |
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Do alarm bells not start ringing when single men can't accommodate and suggest car fun that maybe there married?? I know some people ain't bothered and some people get off on it but just as a question would you trust a man like that?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do alarm bells not start ringing when single men can't accommodate and suggest car fun that maybe there married?? I know some people ain't bothered and some people get off on it but just as a question would you trust a man like that?? "
He's very accommodating
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And the slipper think screams it out  the man probably told his wife he was going out to help a pal out or something hence why he only had his slippers on call me paranoid but it screams married man, a lot of the clique will fire abuse at my opinion though no doubt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh sorry my bad if he accommodated then I apologise for the misunderstanding xx "
That's quite alright. I can see why you would think him strange based only on the car fun suggestion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Glad you had fun anyway that's what it's all about fun and excitement still don't know why he couldn't take the headwear off to make it more exciting haha xx "
It was so much more exciting with it left on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do alarm bells not start ringing when single men can't accommodate and suggest car fun that maybe there married?? I know some people ain't bothered and some people get off on it but just as a question would you trust a man like that?? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More dingaling really
I want you to play with my...
Just no slippers or bogies.
You don't find slippers sexy?
No. Just...no. "
You don't know what fun you are missing out on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Afternoon my little easter bunnies...I thought today would be a good day to resurrect this and add an update....
He nibbled my ears (well, bit them really) whilst pressing his helmet against my bum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Strange but interesting tale..I thought you meant he has precum out his nose...
That would just be weird
Very true...what would cum next...eek. "
I'll save that for the next instalment |
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