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By *e_french OP Man
over a year ago
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"She’d have a torpedo in her knickers!"
Torpedo in her Knickers that is lethal!!!
Poisoneous lipstick...
She would wear amazing high heels, seamed stockings...
She would be terribly classy and elegant.
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"Sorry I can't answer that!
My brain is still trying to find/work out a female name replacement for 'James' lol 
Call her Jaime
Call her Janes Blond "
Haha ????
But... Would it be safe to give her all those gadgets then lol
(ps: it is a joke  ) |
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By *e_french OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Sorry I can't answer that!
My brain is still trying to find/work out a female name replacement for 'James' lol
Call her Jaime
Call her Janes Blond
Haha ????
But... Would it be safe to give her all those gadgets then lol
(ps: it is a joke )"
Men could not made these kind of jokes these days.. |
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By *e_french OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"She’d have a torpedo in her knickers!
Huh! I have one, and I'm not a lady secret agent!
If she’s anything like James Bond she’ll have a different torpedo every night!"
Torpedo of different size and colours Oulalala  |
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If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name. |
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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago
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"If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name. "
Its been flogged to death already , the films are mince now . Sometimes its better to put a hero out to pasture . Bring on Janes Blond  |
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"If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name. "
Haha! Think the OP was just having a late night or early morning fun thread lol
Don't think he is a purist lol
I had the same debate with a friend few months back. She said would be nice to have a black james bond  I was like... are you insane lol |
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"If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name.
Its been flogged to death already , the films are mince now . Sometimes its better to put a hero out to pasture . Bring on Janes Blond "
Yeah, good to shake it up a bit. Is there not a female Dr Who?
Why not a female Bond? |
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"If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name.
Its been flogged to death already , the films are mince now . Sometimes its better to put a hero out to pasture . Bring on Janes Blond
Yeah, good to shake it up a bit. Is there not a female Dr Who?
Why not a female Bond?"
Yeah there's a female Dr Who.
As said above would have to be a different 00.
You can explain the sex change in Dr Who, not in Bond lol |
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"If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name.
Its been flogged to death already , the films are mince now . Sometimes its better to put a hero out to pasture . Bring on Janes Blond
Yeah, good to shake it up a bit. Is there not a female Dr Who?
Why not a female Bond?
Yeah there's a female Dr Who.
As said above would have to be a different 00.
You can explain the sex change in Dr Who, not in Bond lol "
Makes no sense to me, I don’t follow either. But I’ll take your word for it, Max. |
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"If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name.
Its been flogged to death already , the films are mince now . Sometimes its better to put a hero out to pasture . Bring on Janes Blond
Yeah, good to shake it up a bit. Is there not a female Dr Who?
Why not a female Bond?
Yeah there's a female Dr Who.
As said above would have to be a different 00.
You can explain the sex change in Dr Who, not in Bond lol
Makes no sense to me, I don’t follow either. But I’ll take your word for it, Max. "
Lol
Not followed Dr Who for years! Lol
Just know from the news it was either a woman Dr Who or an Asian Dr Who |
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