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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Male half of the team here.
I was reading the "broken rabbit" thread and there were a couple of references to said wand. Having Googled it, I don't think I've seen a scarier looking and non sexy device in my life!
So, a couple of questions......
1. Surely something that plugs into the mains cannot be considered sexy?
2. Surely something that looks like a microphone for the Wii cannot bring on an orgasm?
3. Does it interfere with the telly?
Yours sincerely,
Disturbed of West Lothian |
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By *p0000Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
OK, a few answers for you:
1) Mains power:
Ever had a vibrator fade away at precisely the wrong time?
Did you have spare batteries?
Ever wanted a little more?
2)
Looks are not everything.
3)
No interference in the picture, but then I'm not looking at the TV when the magic wand is being used.
Regards
Sp.
p.s. If you think that a magic wand is scary, you should see a Violet wand in action. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry none of this things are good for me... They r all lumps of plastic.... Nothing like the touch of skin  "
i agree,,same as dildos????
why have a dog,,,and bark yourself???
lol auds xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK, a few answers for you:
1) Mains power:
Ever had a vibrator fade away at precisely the wrong time?
Did you have spare batteries?
Ever wanted a little more?
2)
Looks are not everything.
3)
No interference in the picture, but then I'm not looking at the TV when the magic wand is being used.
Regards
Sp.
p.s. If you think that a magic wand is scary, you should see a Violet wand in action."
violet wands are fun!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im limited to when i get use of the wand it tips me right over the edge ,best invention ever  "
That sounds very much like a case of " Oh stop, Oh dont, Oh please, Oh enough, Oh god etc etc etc .............." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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love love love the magic wand especially combined with a lovely man in charge of the controls...violet wands are fun too but not for the feint hearted lol |
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By *araidWoman
over a year ago
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"Im limited to when i get use of the wand it tips me right over the edge ,best invention ever
That sounds very much like a case of " Oh stop, Oh dont, Oh please, Oh enough, Oh god etc etc etc ..............""
Damn. Were you recording me?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im limited to when i get use of the wand it tips me right over the edge ,best invention ever
That sounds very much like a case of " Oh stop, Oh dont, Oh please, Oh enough, Oh god etc etc etc .............."
Damn. Were you recording me? "
No was just making random notes - I gave up at the point where you began talking complete gibberish .......... |
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"Ahh but the real thing AND the hitachi is a match made in heaven. Remember, the wand is not inserted.
Oh stop stop stop - I'm starting to squirm here.
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^^^ WSS!
Because it's so big, it's really not comparable to dildos. You don't insert the head but you do get accessories for it!
I swear by mine, usually along the lines of "oh futurism!!" lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well after a certain party's recent raving about the fabulous effects of the Hitachi it was put your money where your mouth is time on friday ( except it wasnt her money she was gambling with ) when a pair of dice were produced ...
Oh dear she rolled eleven but coped surprisingly well !
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