I wrote to santa months ago and asked for a woman for Christmas and the old bugger ate the mincepie drank the milk took the two carrots and left me a note that said out of stock well stock word was crossed out and replaced with luck so I guess I am out of luck .. what did santa leave you guys this year? I got nuffink coz I was too miserable to go out and buy mysels something .. happy Christmas to you all hope those of you with parents still with you can enjoy being with them today like I did happy memorys |
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"I wrote to santa months ago and asked for a woman for Christmas and the old bugger ate the mincepie drank the milk took the two carrots and left me a note that said out of stock well stock word was crossed out and replaced with luck so I guess I am out of luck .. what did santa leave you guys this year? I got nuffink coz I was too miserable to go out and buy mysels something .. happy Christmas to you all hope those of you with parents still with you can enjoy being with them today like I did happy memorys "
The swine !!
You could always get your own back next year, instead of milk, leave out a glass of eggnog. As im sure you will already know that stuff is made of monkey cum  |
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The fat man in the red suit mucked up my order too. Gave me clothes that don't fit as I've lost too much weight 
Luckily his helpers down here kept the receipt  |
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well those responses made me laugh eggnog err no thanks I think I know that monkey.. as for blow up doll too much like hard work with a puncture repair kit but glad someones lost weight and did I have to have an image in my head of a female santa turning into the easter bunny..lol cheers all, |
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"well those responses made me laugh eggnog err no thanks I think I know that monkey.. as for blow up doll too much like hard work with a puncture repair kit but glad someones lost weight and did I have to have an image in my head of a female santa turning into the easter bunny..lol cheers all,"
It got worse Sir laugh; had an item arrive late...and it's the wrong size to but the other way  |
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