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If u where an animal what would u be and why?
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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"A flying elephant.....long list of folk I'd like to shit on.... wouldnt u b better being a seagull then?  "
I think elephant for maximum impact .... wonder I that's what dunno got up too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A flying elephant.....long list of folk I'd like to shit on.... wouldnt u b better being a seagull then?
I think elephant for maximum impact .... wonder I that's what dunno got up too "
Great minds T x |
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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"A flying elephant.....long list of folk I'd like to shit on.... wouldnt u b better being a seagull then?
I think elephant for maximum impact .... wonder I that's what dumbo got up too
Great minds T x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A panda.... Guess why
Cute and cuddly? "
Feck no.... Because I'll eat the nibbles a meet puts out, shot then bugger off.... Cute and cuddly... PAH!!!!!! |
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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"A panda.... Guess why
Cute and cuddly?
Feck no.... Because I'll eat the nibbles a meet puts out, shot then bugger off.... Cute and cuddly... PAH!!!!!! "
Do meets actually put nibbles out? I seriously need to up my game  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A panda.... Guess why
Cute and cuddly?
Feck no.... Because I'll eat the nibbles a meet puts out, shot then bugger off.... Cute and cuddly... PAH!!!!!!
Do meets actually put nibbles out? I seriously need to up my game "
Either that or I've been eating peoples pot puri  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A panda.... Guess why
Cute and cuddly?
Feck no.... Because I'll eat the nibbles a meet puts out, shot then bugger off.... Cute and cuddly... PAH!!!!!!
Do meets actually put nibbles out? I seriously need to up my game
Either that or I've been eating peoples pot puri "
Aye well...I've heard them say round here to watch out for that HTBS one.... He thinks his shit doesn't stink. Now we know why! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A panda.... Guess why
Cute and cuddly?
Feck no.... Because I'll eat the nibbles a meet puts out, shot then bugger off.... Cute and cuddly... PAH!!!!!!
Do meets actually put nibbles out? I seriously need to up my game
Either that or I've been eating peoples pot puri
Aye well...I've heard them say round here to watch out for that HTBS one.... He thinks his shit doesn't stink. Now we know why! "
My Farts smell like that shop lush on a hot summers day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A panda.... Guess why
Eats, shoots and leaves. You stole that off my profile! How rude! "
I've not even looked at your profile.. Who are you?? Get away from me..... STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A panda.... Guess why
Eats, shoots and leaves. You stole that off my profile! How rude!
I've not even looked at your profile.. Who are you?? Get away from me..... STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!! "
My god you’re such a compulsive liar! Why don’t you tell everyone the truth! You left me and HTBS junior and won’t even visit. I’m heartbroken  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A panda.... Guess why
Eats, shoots and leaves. You stole that off my profile! How rude!
I've not even looked at your profile.. Who are you?? Get away from me..... STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!
My god you’re such a compulsive liar! Why don’t you tell everyone the truth! You left me and HTBS junior and won’t even visit. I’m heartbroken "
That my dear is because I found bumble wedged in between your bosom and you would not let me play!!!!!....... Walks off mumbling "she fell into them" she says, "it's not my fault shes stuck" , likely story!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think id be a starfish because they dont have a brain.
Psst mafc... Whispers in ear "you know they are asexual also don't you? “"
ermm no never really thought about that bit..probably because I dont have a brain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!
Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A panda.... Guess why
Eats, shoots and leaves. You stole that off my profile! How rude!
I've not even looked at your profile.. Who are you?? Get away from me..... STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!
My god you’re such a compulsive liar! Why don’t you tell everyone the truth! You left me and HTBS junior and won’t even visit. I’m heartbroken
That my dear is because I found bumble wedged in between your bosom and you would not let me play!!!!!....... Walks off mumbling "she fell into them" she says, "it's not my fault shes stuck" , likely story!!!! "
Couldn’t be helped. She’s so little and my boobs are so big. These things happen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!
Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming! "
And they suck themselves off too...or at least the ones at Edinburgh zoo try too...
or maybe I just have that effect the on monkeys |
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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"A panda.... Guess why
Cute and cuddly?
Feck no.... Because I'll eat the nibbles a meet puts out, shot then bugger off.... Cute and cuddly... PAH!!!!!!
Do meets actually put nibbles out? I seriously need to up my game
Either that or I've been eating peoples pot puri "
Hahahaha well panda if ur hungry ur hungry |
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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!
Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming! "
I love tigers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would have said tiger as for years I studied both Tiger and Monkey style kung fu.
Now I’m older and more spiritual it would have to be a lone wolf. One of the most spiritual of all animals |
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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I would have said tiger as for years I studied both Tiger and Monkey style kung fu.
Now I’m older and more spiritual it would have to be a lone wolf. One of the most spiritual of all animals "
Exactly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!
Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!
I love tigers "
Yep...theyyyyy're grrrrrrrrrreat!
Tony said so |
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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!
Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!
I love tigers
Yep...theyyyyy're grrrrrrrrrreat!
Tony said so "
You took that too far  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!
Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!
And they suck themselves off too...or at least the ones at Edinburgh zoo try too...
or maybe I just have that effect the on monkeys "
Monkey magic! Monkey magic! Lol
One of my earliest memories is of being in the pet shop that used to be on Dalry Road 30 odd years ago n seeing a wee monkey in a cage tossing off his long pencil thin tadger!
He definitely thought it was magic pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!
Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!
I love tigers
Yep...theyyyyy're grrrrrrrrrreat!
Tony said so
You took that too far "
I know,the first line was enough eh.
Shouldn't have even mentioned Tony! Lol |
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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!
Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!
I love tigers
Yep...theyyyyy're grrrrrrrrrreat!
Tony said so
You took that too far
I know,the first line was enough eh.
Shouldn't have even mentioned Tony! Lol "
At least u know where u went wrong haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!
Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!
I love tigers
Yep...theyyyyy're grrrrrrrrrreat!
Tony said so
You took that too far
I know,the first line was enough eh.
Shouldn't have even mentioned Tony! Lol
At least u know where u went wrong haha"
Aye I've got hindsight as well as hind legs |
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