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over a year ago
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Well seems VWE is the in thing nowadays an some of us gals prefer just a nice average piece of fillet .So social for small cocks that will be free to all with average sized cocks that are proud to be just that AVERAGE!
TIME:7PM
LOCATION:Buchanan bus station (average enough huh)
DRESS:whatever you feel average in
Hey dont be shy we are all average in someone elses eyes      |
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"Well seems VWE is the in thing nowadays an some of us gals prefer just a nice average piece of fillet .So social for small cocks that will be free to all with average sized cocks that are proud to be just that AVERAGE!
TIME:7PM
LOCATION:Buchanan bus station (average enough huh)
DRESS:whatever you feel average in
Hey dont be shy we are all average in someone elses eyes "
 best post ever
"prefer small cocks so if anyone got one message me with pic "
pmsl your inbox will be bursting at seems now |
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"prefer small cocks so if anyone got one message me with pic "
can you wait til i get home. Think i'd get arrested if i whipped off me trousers on the bus - esp since we is passing strathy park right now. And yes i'm small to average and prove of it. It aint what you got it what you do with it. Lol |
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right - there a full proof way to check out a guy's size that uses water displacement theory rather than a tape measure.
you will need:
1 empty jar that will accomodate the cock
1 empty measuring jug
water
cock (or should thst be dick?)
method:
place empty jar in jug making sure it sits level
fill empty jar with water to the brim making sure none spills out
place cock carefully into the jar - this will cause water to displace from the jar into the jug
when cock is fully submersed reassure the dick sorry cock that all is well
gently extract cock from jar
gently extract jar from jug
measure amount of water that is left in jug
enjoy
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"right - there a full proof way to check out a guy's size that uses water displacement theory rather than a tape measure.
you will need:
1 empty jar that will accomodate the cock
1 empty measuring jug
water
cock (or should thst be dick?)
method:
place empty jar in jug making sure it sits level
fill empty jar with water to the brim making sure none spills out
place cock carefully into the jar - this will cause water to displace from the jar into the jug
when cock is fully submersed reassure the dick sorry cock that all is well
gently extract cock from jar
gently extract jar from jug
measure amount of water that is left in jug
enjoy
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Youve been thinking about this far tooooo much, lol |
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What's your definition of "small" or "average" in this context ? [I'm 4 - 5 inches at best, and I commit the crime of being honest about it !!  .. ]
As you haven't given a date, and the venue is public, this is obviously just a spoof idea. But you've got a point.
Too many women and couples are interested only in the length of a man's cock; .. not in what he does with it. Not what sort of personality he has; not whether he has a giving attitude or is just a selfish taker; not whether he takes time to rouse and satisfy a woman; nor whether he is clean (in all ways). Aren't these all much more important ?
In any case, if a guy is offering oral sex, does size matter all that much ? - yes, maybe if the girl gets roused by the look of it; - but to many girls what's more interesting is what the man can do with his tongue.
Just as too many guys are obsessed with huge boobs, too many women are obsessed with huge cocks. .. or maybe it's their insecure menfolk who are pushing the obsession .. ??
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