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"I heard one the other week and I swear I laughed for about an hour!! I can't out it on here as it's not appropriate, but it was fucking hilarious! " Feel free to DM me with it then mrs | |||
"I heard one the other week and I swear I laughed for about an hour!! I can't out it on here as it's not appropriate, but it was fucking hilarious! " Yes you can . Nobody's looking . | |||
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"I heard one the other week and I swear I laughed for about an hour!! I can't out it on here as it's not appropriate, but it was fucking hilarious! Feel free to DM me with it then mrs "You only let site supporters mail you  | |||
"I heard one the other week and I swear I laughed for about an hour!! I can't out it on here as it's not appropriate, but it was fucking hilarious! Feel free to DM me with it then mrs
You only let site supporters mail you "Hang on a minute then  | |||
"I heard one the other week and I swear I laughed for about an hour!! I can't out it on here as it's not appropriate, but it was fucking hilarious! " Changed the settings now | |||
"I heard one the other week and I swear I laughed for about an hour!! I can't out it on here as it's not appropriate, but it was fucking hilarious! " Pm me too... I need a laugh. | |||
"I heard one the other week and I swear I laughed for about an hour!! I can't out it on here as it's not appropriate, but it was fucking hilarious! Pm me too... I need a laugh." Get ready for it | |||
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"I took the shell off my racing snail to make him faster. All it did was make him more sluggish "  | |||
"Heard a superb song today about frisbee's Its really catchy " | |||
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"I heard one the other week and I swear I laughed for about an hour!! I can't out it on here as it's not appropriate, but it was fucking hilarious! " Come on, it’s Friday | |||
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"Great stuff. Im scratching my head whether or not to as about the joke thats not suitable for the thread though. "Little blue raincoat" classic "The people I've sent it too can confirm it wouldn't be allowed haha | |||
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"I'd cop a forum ban if I told some of my favourite jokes... guaranteed "The dark humour ones are always the best ones. | |||
"I'd cop a forum ban if I told some of my favourite jokes... guaranteed
The dark humour ones are always the best ones. "I concur fully... | |||
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"Great stuff. Im scratching my head whether or not to as about the joke thats not suitable for the thread though. "Little blue raincoat" classic
The people I've sent it too can confirm it wouldn't be allowed haha "Oh well you might have to send it PM  | |||
"Great stuff. Im scratching my head whether or not to as about the joke thats not suitable for the thread though. "Little blue raincoat" classic
The people I've sent it too can confirm it wouldn't be allowed haha "Ok then.... I want in on it!! PM me please? x | |||
"Great stuff. Im scratching my head whether or not to as about the joke thats not suitable for the thread though. "Little blue raincoat" classic
The people I've sent it too can confirm it wouldn't be allowed haha
Ok then.... I want in on it!! PM me please? x"Then someone can send it to me ..stuck out at work needing a giggle  | |||
"Great stuff. Im scratching my head whether or not to as about the joke thats not suitable for the thread though. "Little blue raincoat" classic
The people I've sent it too can confirm it wouldn't be allowed haha
Ok then.... I want in on it!! PM me please? x
Then someone can send it to me ..stuck out at work needing a giggle "Still at work!!! Nearly finished I hope? Kicked off my weekend several hours and rum & s ago | |||
"Great stuff. Im scratching my head whether or not to as about the joke thats not suitable for the thread though. "Little blue raincoat" classic
The people I've sent it too can confirm it wouldn't be allowed haha
Ok then.... I want in on it!! PM me please? x
Then someone can send it to me ..stuck out at work needing a giggle
Still at work!!! Nearly finished I hope? Kicked off my weekend several hours and rum & s ago "Probably about 3 hrs to go ..unless I get totally fed up lol | |||
"Great stuff. Im scratching my head whether or not to as about the joke thats not suitable for the thread though. "Little blue raincoat" classic
The people I've sent it too can confirm it wouldn't be allowed haha
Ok then.... I want in on it!! PM me please? x
Then someone can send it to me ..stuck out at work needing a giggle
Still at work!!! Nearly finished I hope? Kicked off my weekend several hours and rum & s ago
Probably about 3 hrs to go ..unless I get totally fed up lol "No one's sent me the inappropriate joke yet. If you got it, send it on? I'll do the same x | |||
"Great stuff. Im scratching my head whether or not to as about the joke thats not suitable for the thread though. "Little blue raincoat" classic
The people I've sent it too can confirm it wouldn't be allowed haha
Ok then.... I want in on it!! PM me please? x
Then someone can send it to me ..stuck out at work needing a giggle
Still at work!!! Nearly finished I hope? Kicked off my weekend several hours and rum & s ago
Probably about 3 hrs to go ..unless I get totally fed up lol
No one's sent me the inappropriate joke yet. If you got it, send it on? I'll do the same x"Me neither ..it better be good after the wait | |||
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"What's blue and fucks little old ladies ? That made me giggle x Me in my lucky blue rain coat ??" | |||
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"Don't rain on his parade Bunk, at least he's trying. Where's your joke? "That wasn't a joke tbh | |||
"Don't rain on his parade Bunk, at least he's trying. Where's your joke?
That wasn't a joke tbh "Lol x | |||
"OK finally received that joke ...if it can be called a joke ...not worth waiting for "It was pretty funny... | |||
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"Why do elephants have 4 feet? Because 6 inches just wouldn't reach." Dont get it ? | |||
"Why do elephants have 4 feet? Because 6 inches just wouldn't reach. Dont get it ?" An elephants penis wouldn’t reach far if it were only 6 inches of it . A 4 foot long one would be better . | |||
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"A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk" exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?" "Certainly, sorry about that, says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?" "I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer." The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves. The same thing happens for two weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!" "Sounds marvelous,"says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call." So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money." "I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?" "At the circus" says the barman. "The circus?" repeats the duck. "That's right," replies the barman. The duck asks again, "with the big tent?" Yeah," the barman replies. "With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck. "Of course," the barman replies. "And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck. "That's right!" says the barman. The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says ... "What the F##k would they want with a plasterer ??!"" | |||
