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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A rare and coveted opportunity within our small group has become available;if you wish to apply please be aware of the following.
You will need to be over 5ft10in and in supreme physical shape, within an age range that can change on a weekly basis and have a penis of 9in minium.
Please apply in writing attaching a face photo. You will not be considered if your mail heading is less than five words and contains the words 'hi' 'how are you?' or other snappy headings.
The main body of your message will be witty, informative and display a knowledge of this website. (to which you will be verified and a paid member even if we ourselves are not).
The board reserve the right to
A) ignore your application.
B) withold a face picture of thsmselves.
C) divulge any information about themselves or prove they are indeed real.
If successful in the first draft the apicant will then be invited to attend an interview by panel in a local coffee shop (this will be in a town or city of the panels choosing).
Be aware that even if successful a last minute termination of the contract and blocking of all correspondence can be expected at any time.
OK, this is tongue in cheek but however profiles are worded this is how SOME read to single males.
Michael.
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"A rare and coveted opportunity within our small group has become available;if you wish to apply please be aware of the following.
You will need to be over 5ft10in and in supreme physical shape, within an age range that can change on a weekly basis and have a penis of 9in minium.
Please apply in writing attaching a face photo. You will not be considered if your mail heading is less than five words and contains the words 'hi' 'how are you?' or other snappy headings.
The main body of your message will be witty, informative and display a knowledge of this website. (to which you will be verified and a paid member even if we ourselves are not).
The board reserve the right to
A) ignore your application.
B) withold a face picture of thsmselves.
C) divulge any information about themselves or prove they are indeed real.
If successful in the first draft the apicant will then be invited to attend an interview by panel in a local coffee shop (this will be in a town or city of the panels choosing).
Be aware that even if successful a last minute termination of the contract and blocking of all correspondence can be expected at any time.
OK, this is tongue in cheek but however profiles are worded this is how SOME read to single males.
Michael.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've read quite a few females' profiles on here and thought "Ffs, I thought I was hard work"
Feel quite sorry for the single guys on here sometimes even though we've only been on a wee while. |
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