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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've always opened with "hello im Simon x I enjoyed reading your profile and i would like to Learn more"
How would you respond to that? Because it's not worked once lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've always opened with "hello im Simon x I enjoyed reading your profile and i would like to Learn more"
How would you respond to that? Because it's not worked once lol "
Depending on how many messages I have from unverified guys I would politely respond. Thanks for the message however I don’t meet unverified users. Happy swinging 
If I’ve lots of messages I just multi delete messages from unverified users  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We got one last weekend from someone who decided it was a good idea to compare a meet with a visit to the supermarket  "
That wasnt my fault.... autocorret put poundland instead of Waitrose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Notice you're close by, fancy a meet?"
As if proximity is the only qualification required. "
Yes folk (truckers a lot) think if they’re in the area and I’m online I must be looking and could drop everything to get in their cab |
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By *dlilbumCouple
over a year ago
Aviemore and regularly visit Glasgow |
""Notice you're close by, fancy a meet?"
As if proximity is the only qualification required.
Yes folk (truckers a lot) think if they’re in the area and I’m online I must be looking and could drop everything to get in their cab "
We're just down the road a bit from you and get the exact same messages from Truckers. Who knew a lorry cab could be so romantic!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Notice you're close by, fancy a meet?"
As if proximity is the only qualification required.
Yes folk (truckers a lot) think if they’re in the area and I’m online I must be looking and could drop everything to get in their cab
We're just down the road a bit from you and get the exact same messages from Truckers. Who knew a lorry cab could be so romantic!
D x"
I work close to a retail/business park and they seem to think my location being close to where they park means I’ll just pop round! Haha exactly, what a location for sexual chemistry |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"Got one yesterday, ‘hi Mum, I’ve done my homework, can I get dinner before football practice!’
I mean, what are you meant to say to that????
He got blocked!"
Yuck creepy and wrong on so.many levels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Do you like dragons?
Because soon I'll be Dragon my balls over your face"
Yeah I got that one a couple of weeks ago  "
This makes me think of viz and sid the sexist and his famed "do you like chicken? Well suck my cock it tastes fowl" and the classic "do you like jewellery? Well suck my cock it's a gem".
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There's so many...
Hi.
I'm in you're area in an hour.
I'd definitely fuck you.
You're convincing
You can dress me in your clothes and fuck me  .
Wot u up 2.
I'd like you to a surprise for my hubby .
************
Fuck sakes I'm gonna stop, I could be here all day typing these roff. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Do you like dragons?
Because soon I'll be Dragon my balls over your face"
Yeah I got that one a couple of weeks ago
This makes me think of viz and sid the sexist and his famed "do you like chicken? Well suck my cock it tastes fowl" and the classic "do you like jewellery? Well suck my cock it's a gem".
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I don't like chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Do you like dragons?
Because soon I'll be Dragon my balls over your face"
Yeah I got that one a couple of weeks ago
This makes me think of viz and sid the sexist and his famed "do you like chicken? Well suck my cock it tastes fowl" and the classic "do you like jewellery? Well suck my cock it's a gem".
I don't like chicken "
Do you like sushi? Well suck my........ You get the idea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Do you like dragons?
Because soon I'll be Dragon my balls over your face"
Yeah I got that one a couple of weeks ago
This makes me think of viz and sid the sexist and his famed "do you like chicken? Well suck my cock it tastes fowl" and the classic "do you like jewellery? Well suck my cock it's a gem".
I don't like chicken
Do you like sushi? Well suck my........ You get the idea. "
Wasabi?  |
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By *akeheelsTV/TS
over a year ago
Edinburghish |
"Just got one this min from a guy offering me a few hundred pounds a day for some easy work ... BLOCKED"
Please forward him my details, just in case its a political party wanting MP's, MSP's, MEP's or new Lords for the House. Jobs a good un...! |
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You're stunning I'd fuck you even if you had aids.
You're like my little toe, I'd bang you on every piece of furniture I have.
My dad says you'd be perfect for me.
You're like my alarm clock, I would tap the shit out of that in the morning.
Loads more where these come from....
Actually find some of them quite funny and original (except that first one). Beats the hell out of someone expecting you to jump in your car, drive about half an hour just so he can sneak out the house and you can suck him off. Or the occasional "wanna fuck", that does come in quite frequently x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've always opened with "hello im Simon x I enjoyed reading your profile and i would like to Learn more"
How would you respond to that? Because it's not worked once lol "
You could reply with the best message ever, but your profile picture would stop me replying I'm afraid  |
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