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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, your meet arrived, you had amazing fun and laughs but they have now left. Do you have a certain thing you like to eat afterwards?
For me it was normally an omelette standing in the kitchen, music on grinning to myself.
Or if you left someone do you maybe go to a drive through on way home?
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I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg 
so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead
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"I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg
so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead
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Hint.... You left the veg in the vag.
I'm so very very sorry  |
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"I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg
so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead
Hint.... You left the veg in the vag.
I'm so very very sorry "
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"I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg
so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead
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Sometimes I cant find the Bag o Veg cause the bed broke and they wur last seen under it
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"I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg
so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead
Sometimes I cant find the Bag o Veg cause the bed broke and they wur last seen under it
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"I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg
so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead
Hint.... You left the veg in the vag.
I'm so very very sorry "
He was pickling the cucumber... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg
so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead
Hint.... You left the veg in the vag.
I'm so very very sorry
He was pickling the cucumber... "
Feck it, there might not be any sex on a meet but by feck, inviting me over, you're gonna get one hell of a laugh and maybe a sandwich
Then again you might get more than a sandwich, you may get to keep the empty Sainsburys bag
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Like a bit chicken to munch on after particularly energetic sessions....usually 15-30 min after collapsing in a sweaty n satisfied heap.......by that time the lass has normally finished herself off,n is calling me all the cunts under the sun as she exits!
I think so anyway...all I'm thinking by then is winner winner chicken dinner |
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"Like a bit chicken to munch on after particularly energetic sessions....usually 15-30 min after collapsing in a sweaty n satisfied heap.......by that time the lass has normally finished herself off,n is calling me all the cunts under the sun as she exits!
I think so anyway...all I'm thinking by then is winner winner chicken dinner"
Hope it was finger licking good for you though?  oh and did you have gravy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like a bit chicken to munch on after particularly energetic sessions....usually 15-30 min after collapsing in a sweaty n satisfied heap.......by that time the lass has normally finished herself off,n is calling me all the cunts under the sun as she exits!
I think so anyway...all I'm thinking by then is winner winner chicken dinner
Hope it was finger licking good for you though? oh and did you have gravy?"
Always finger licking after a finger flicking 
Na gravy's best kept on the dinner table when it comes to after sex finger food...bit salt n pepper on cold chicken gets my mouth watering plenty,might even have some mayo on standby if I'm feeling extravagant lol 
Plus I look like a right plonker using the duvet for a bib! |
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"Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!!! Can't decide if I'm hungry or horny!!! "
I don't even bother differentiating the two now....the noise I make while eating is pretty much the same noises I make while fucking anyway....
The family stopped inviting me to meals out ages ago! |
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"Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!!! Can't decide if I'm hungry or horny!!!
Be both! Bruce up there packs a picnic by the sound of it  "
All you horngry ladies come with me n I'll find us a nice secluded spot where I can cream all over your strawberries |
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Not really thought about it before, but it's actually been Won Ton Soup, I've had afterwards.
For CJ's, which is a different kind of meet, I always head for KFC, and regret it in the morning.
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