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over a year ago
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I have an MOT at the doc tomorrow, and have to take a pee sample. That got me thinking:
If men can't aim their pee into a toilet, what makes the NHS think we can get it in those wee tubs? 
What nonsense gets you wondering? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is the person at the lab who opens up the poo stick samples from the over 50s really well paid or at the bottom of the pay scale? "
Defiñitely scraping the bottom.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have an MOT at the doc tomorrow, and have to take a pee sample. That got me thinking:
If men can't aim their pee into a toilet, what makes the NHS think we can get it in those wee tubs?
What nonsense gets you wondering?"
Take pity on us women who also need to try and pee into the tubes 
Not ideal in the slightest
L x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have an MOT at the doc tomorrow, and have to take a pee sample. That got me thinking:
If men can't aim their pee into a toilet, what makes the NHS think we can get it in those wee tubs?
What nonsense gets you wondering?
Take pity on us women who also need to try and pee into the tubes
Not ideal in the slightest
L x"
At least you're sitting down!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have an MOT at the doc tomorrow, and have to take a pee sample. That got me thinking:
If men can't aim their pee into a toilet, what makes the NHS think we can get it in those wee tubs?
What nonsense gets you wondering?
Take pity on us women who also need to try and pee into the tubes
Not ideal in the slightest
L x
At least you're sitting down! "
I'll give you that  x |
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"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample  then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital
I give them draught, not bottled!  "
I’ve heard most folk do that when undergoing prostrate examination  |
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"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital
I give them draught, not bottled!
I’ve heard most folk do that when undergoing prostrate examination "
I'll have to take your word for that! |
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"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital
I give them draught, not bottled!
I’ve heard most folk do that when undergoing prostrate examination
I'll have to take your word for that! "
It was you that told me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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how can you see messages from folk looking for a 19 inch cock or whatever but the bio says 'single guys dont dare message us we will find you' etc.
'message us and you will be blocked'
then on a pished friday or saturday night
'looking for a single vwe guy'
aye, right ye are
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital
That was your excuse to those cops when you got pulled over with that mouthful of cum  "
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"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital
That was your excuse to those cops when you got pulled over with that mouthful of cum "
If you hadn’t have been drinking you could’ve taken yer own sample in . |
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"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital
That was your excuse to those cops when you got pulled over with that mouthful of cum
If you hadn’t have been drinking you could’ve taken yer own sample in . "
Girls! Girls! Girls! Let's just be glad you have a good way of getting a fresh(ish) sample to the cum lab! |
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"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital
That was your excuse to those cops when you got pulled over with that mouthful of cum
If you hadn’t have been drinking you could’ve taken yer own sample in . "
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