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A new design on sex

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

God has asked you to propose ammendments to the design of the human body to increase the pleasure of sex. Place your design concepts below and these will be duly considered.Be nice (to the opposite sex!)

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By *issT45Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ability to breathe through one's ears would be useful

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Men to have 2 penises for double penetration .

Ladies to have a mute button .

( In hiding )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi TV...i actually shared your 2nd thought but just didn't say it!

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

In an ideal world you’d stay smooth for longer.

There’d be no erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation.

Guys would be able to find the g-spot without guidance

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"In an ideal world you’d stay smooth for longer.

There’d be no erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation.

Guys would be able to find the g-spot without guidance

The erection would grow to the correct size for each woman .

The g spot would be signposted from the clitoris .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men to have 2 penises for double penetration .

Ladies to have a mute button .

( In hiding )"

Greedy besom, but incredibly daring! Do you want flowers at the funeral, or a donation to charity?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In an ideal world you’d stay smooth for longer.

There’d be no erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation.

Guys would be able to find the g-spot without guidance

What!? No sat-nav!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know that some women already have these, but they should all have boobs on the back, so there are some accessible, no matter the position you're in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mobile vagina to leave behind when they go away

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By *ary_ArgyllMan over a year ago

Argyll

Perhaps we could do away with farting?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perhaps we could do away with farting?"

Botty farts or fanny farts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got to say the adjustable cock to fit. Not everyone can take a 12 inch monster cock lol

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By *ackan1Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Could have a dick for a finger would come in ha handy.

Also if you need a pee can just pee over a bush

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

"In an ideal world you’d stay smooth for longer.

There’d be no erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation.

Guys would be able to find the g-spot without guidance

The erection would grow to the correct size for each woman .

The g spot would be signposted from the clitoris .

That made me laugh.

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By *anky-pankyMan over a year ago

Cumbernauld

A queef btw

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Some struggle to find the clit let alone g-spot!

Yes cock that adjusts size and angle for each woman would be good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A queef btw"

Google translate has crashed with this.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Men’s cum to taste like white chocolate sauce.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men’s cum to taste like white chocolate sauce. "

Womens' cum to smell less like fish...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you been playing with mermaids again!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you been playing with mermaids again!!! "

Nah, I'm allergic!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Men’s cum to taste like white chocolate sauce. "

Eewwwwww no I like salty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men’s cum to taste like white chocolate sauce.

Eewwwwww no I like salty "

Neither of them is good for the arteries!

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

All women to be able to deep throat.

To find fair hair attractive in a guy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Agree with doing away with queefing it's off putting if it happens.

I'm also gonna say make all genitals pretty to look at

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm also gonna say make all genitals pretty to look at"

Most womens' and some mens are already!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know that would be nice if there were no ugly ones

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By *ary_ArgyllMan over a year ago

Argyll

"Perhaps we could do away with farting?

Botty farts or fanny farts?"

Both!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perhaps we could do away with farting?

Botty farts or fanny farts?

Both!"

Aw come on! Fanny farts are funny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perhaps we could do away with farting?

Botty farts or fanny farts?

Both!

Aw come on! Fanny farts are funny!

Funny Fanny Farts...sounds like something from Dr Suess

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