Hi everyone me and a group of pals are heading to amsterdam and my reason for going is for too add to my collection of toys but i figured the airport would be alright about it because obv every1 must cum home with sex toys in the luggage.Has anyone had any problems when taken sex toy on the plane does ur case get open at the securty luggage check thing? The fact that it might happen doesnt bother me but im just wondering about other swinger experiences. |
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I took a butt plug to Bristol in my hand luggage... proved for a very amusing moment or two at the security gates... I can't decide who was more embarrassed, the little guy watching the screen or the guy who asked to see it!! |
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over a year ago
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"I took a butt plug to Bristol in my hand luggage... proved for a very amusing moment or two at the security gates... I can't decide who was more embarrassed, the little guy watching the screen or the guy who asked to see it!! "
would have been very amusing if they asked you "and what is this for?"
"drop your trousers and bend over, sir" said the girl, "and i'll show you" ! lolololol |
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By *ara JTV/TS
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I've taken toys in my hold luggage. Never thought about, it really. I'm sure the scanner people see all sorts.
I did discover something, though, when I went through Manchester at New Year. The nice man asked me to take my boots and belt off, which I did, and apart from that no problem.
When I got home I read in the paper that women had been banned from wearing chicken fillets while visiting prison. Same article said they were banned on planes too.
Blimey!
Check the government website and it's true. Yer tits have to go in the hold.
I'd wandered through security at Manchester none the wiser.
Not sure I'd fancy getting my tits out and dumping em in a bag beside the X-ray machine.
I wonder how they enforce that rule. I'm sure I wasn't the first.
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remember we were at football in germany and brother had at least 20 hardcore movies, piss scat that kind of thing, also a few toys etc, they shouted his name over tanoy so the whole airport could hear to go to the security checkpoint immediately.
breaking out into a trembling wreck in front of the lads was a sight to behold, anyway up marches bro ready to take his punishment and on opening the case and all the porn, toys etc spilling out the security guy told him to take the batteries out his gheto blaster and be on his way. should have seen the bassas pissing themselfes laughing when my bro about turned  |
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"Just remember to remove any batteries wherever you pack them, that could provide some awkward moment as someone taps you on the shoulder to tell you your case is buzzing... 
xAx"
I bought a vibrator in Amsterdam and packed it in the bottom of my bag , no problems at customs but when I got home and placed the bag on the couch, my wee one said " mum your bag is moving" don't be daft says I, It is, come feel it, sure enough the damn thing had switched itself on. lol
Luckily it was her birthday the following week, and I had bought her a battery operated nail file, and on giving it to her i said " that is what was moving in my bag " Not sure if she believed me.  |
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Sounds like you're going to be smuggling a hellva lotta sex toys back home Chelle... can we see
I think it’s usually something else they worry about people sneaking home from Amsterdam… 
We didn’t bring back sex toys when we visited, just tassels and pasties. I’m sure you’ll be fine (just don’t try and sneak them all home in your bum)!
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