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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.
Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.
Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
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HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring Hotdogs & beer. Don't block the TV |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.
Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.
Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
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HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring Hotdogs & beer. Don't block the TV"
Looby, we are not all like that. I don't drink beer nor eat hotdogs. A nic glass of chilled wine, yes. As for the TV I can usually find something more interesting to do. As for turning up naked, well, I prefer to have some fun unwrapping a sexy lady before we get to the fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.
Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.
Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
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wine - red, white (dry, medium, sweet), rose, sparkling?
dine - meat or veggie? indian, italian, chinese, scottish etc......?
call - home, work, landline, mobile, skype....?
hold: hands, waist,bum....?
Surprise: but she wasn't expecting you and is in her trackies with no lippy
compliment: but that means you're ogling.
smile: but that means you're lusting
listen: why you not talking to me?
laugh: why you laughing at me?
cry: call yourself a man
romance: what's he after?
encourage: what's he really after?
believe: what's he been doing now?
cuddle: i wish he would wash!
shop: he never shops - who is she?
give jewellery: are they shagging?
give flowers: has she dumped him?
hold hand: definitely dumped him!
write love letters: pervert!
go to ends of earth and back again: Aye right - one way ticket!!
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