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"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action? "
If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast  |
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"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action?
If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast "
It is a hobby for some |
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I used to spend so long shaving, getting into more awkward positions than a contortionist to make sure my underneath was smooth.
Now I'm 20 minutes every 4 weeks, grin and bear the pain for a Hollywood wax |
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"I used to spend so long shaving, getting into more awkward positions than a contortionist to make sure my underneath was smooth.
Now I'm 20 minutes every 4 weeks, grin and bear the pain for a Hollywood wax "
Doffing my cap in complete respect for you. 
Cleary a lady of refinement |
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"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action?
If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast
It is a hobby for some "
Haha very true  |
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"I used to spend so long shaving, getting into more awkward positions than a contortionist to make sure my underneath was smooth.
Now I'm 20 minutes every 4 weeks, grin and bear the pain for a Hollywood wax "
Hubby used to shave me, allways seamed to lead elsewhere 
But same now, Hollywood every 4 weeks, but does have its disadvantages
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"I used to spend so long shaving, getting into more awkward positions than a contortionist to make sure my underneath was smooth.
Now I'm 20 minutes every 4 weeks, grin and bear the pain for a Hollywood wax "
Naw ....just naw |
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"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action?
If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast "
Not necessarily, Max. You've seen my dedication to shaving foam and personal grooming. You trying to say that that's not right?!? Ha! |
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"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action?
If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast "
When you have little hair up top to have coiffed, you have to look elsewhere. And my chest doesn't look bigger when shaved.  |
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"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action?
If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast
Not necessarily, Max. You've seen my dedication to shaving foam and personal grooming. You trying to say that that's not right?!? Ha! "
Errrr!!! Can I call a friend?  |
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"I do a very close pussy shave.
Any ladies interested ?
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Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.
Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps? |
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"What is a lot harder than you think? "
Navigating my private bits - including the wrinkly bits- with a sharp implement, a steady hand and a straight face.
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"I do a very close pussy shave.
Any ladies interested ?
Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.
Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps? "
What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??
Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I do a very close pussy shave.
Any ladies interested ?
Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.
Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?
What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??
Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya! "
Ha ha......oh OK then! I will if you will. But can you please have a quiet night in watching the telly the night before?
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"I do a very close pussy shave.
Any ladies interested ?
Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.
Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?
What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??
Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya! "
No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor |
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"I do a very close pussy shave.
Any ladies interested ?
Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.
Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?
What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??
Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!
Ha ha......oh OK then! I will if you will. But can you please have a quiet night in watching the telly the night before?
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Why? The blindfold will hide the bags under the eyes lol |
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"I do a very close pussy shave.
Any ladies interested ?
Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.
Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?
What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??
Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!
No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor "
Ooh now you're talking! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do a very close pussy shave.
Any ladies interested ?
Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.
Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?
What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??
Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!
No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor
Ooh now you're talking! "
He might be taking but I note it's not his balls he's talking about. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do a very close pussy shave.
Any ladies interested ?
Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.
Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?
What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??
Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!
No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor
Ooh now you're talking! "
Job done for another week!
Strangely, I was thinking of you Nawty as I set about this delicate task.  |
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"I do a very close pussy shave.
Any ladies interested ?
Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.
Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?
What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??
Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!
No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor
Ooh now you're talking!
Job done for another week!
Strangely, I was thinking of you Nawty as I set about this delicate task. "
Haha! I am flattered... I think |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I do a very close pussy shave.
Any ladies interested ?
Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.
Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?
What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??
Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!
No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor
Ooh now you're talking!
Job done for another week!
Strangely, I was thinking of you Nawty as I set about this delicate task.
Haha! I am flattered... I think "
Hee hee I was only thinking nice thoughts and wondering if you have a very pronounced French accent -because that's too much to hope for in any one barber.
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"You should all look up Carson sheen magic powder on amazon. It's amazing stuff pain free and completely smooth"
Duly noted but what if you only want certain areas completely depilated and others merely cut back? |
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"You should all look up Carson sheen magic powder on amazon. It's amazing stuff pain free and completely smooth"
Pain free? Where's the fun in that?
How about using a parmesan grater on him? |
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"I do a very close pussy shave.
Any ladies interested ?
Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.
Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?
What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??
Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!
No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor
Ooh now you're talking!
Job done for another week!
Strangely, I was thinking of you Nawty as I set about this delicate task.
Haha! I am flattered... I think
Hee hee I was only thinking nice thoughts and wondering if you have a very pronounced French accent -because that's too much to hope for in any one barber.
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Nah! Ya wouldnae ken am French |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action?
If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast
Not necessarily, Max. You've seen my dedication to shaving foam and personal grooming. You trying to say that that's not right?!? Ha! "
Ahem I know what you do with shaving foam I've seen the pics |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You should all look up Carson sheen magic powder on amazon. It's amazing stuff pain free and completely smooth
Pain free? Where's the fun in that?
How about using a parmesan grater on him? "
Sounds like you're having a ball |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You should all look up Carson sheen magic powder on amazon. It's amazing stuff pain free and completely smooth
Pain free? Where's the fun in that?
How about using a parmesan grater on him?
Sounds like you're having a ball "
A chap should always have a hobby!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I do a very close pussy shave.
Any ladies interested ?
Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.
Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?
What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??
Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!
No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor
Ooh now you're talking!
Job done for another week!
Strangely, I was thinking of you Nawty as I set about this delicate task.
Haha! I am flattered... I think
Hee hee I was only thinking nice thoughts and wondering if you have a very pronounced French accent -because that's too much to hope for in any one barber.
Nah! Ya wouldnae ken am French "
Aye yer wud but ken. Illusions hopelessly shattered. I have deliberately prolonged some business with a French company for months simply to keep a French lady on the phone. Hell I even wear after shave before calling. She speaks I melt into the seat. That's the deal. |
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