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over a year ago
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"Just think too many people talk shite these days
much like this forum topic....zzzzzz 
OI YOU! Wake up... if we need to read this you do too  "
Let's go round and wake him Red...gently of course!!! |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"Just think too many people talk shite these days
much like this forum topic....zzzzzz
OI YOU! Wake up... if we need to read this you do too
Let's go round and wake him Red...gently of course!!! "
i'm dreaming of two beautiful ladies creeping in my room.....zzzzzzzz...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just think too many people talk shite these days
much like this forum topic....zzzzzz
OI YOU! Wake up... if we need to read this you do too
Let's go round and wake him Red...gently of course!!! "
Let's do Good cop Bad Cop   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just think too many people talk shite these days
much like this forum topic....zzzzzz
OI YOU! Wake up... if we need to read this you do too
Let's go round and wake him Red...gently of course!!!
Let's do Good cop Bad Cop "
Ok...which one am I??? |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"Just think too many people talk shite these days
much like this forum topic....zzzzzz
OI YOU! Wake up... if we need to read this you do too
Let's go round and wake him Red...gently of course!!!
Let's do Good cop Bad Cop
Ok...which one am I??? "
Aren't you both good cops? I'm the bad cop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shows yet truncheon then
I think jinty already got her hands on it  and I thought she said gentle!?"
I am bloody gentle...if you'd just stay still!!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shows yet truncheon then
I think jinty already got her hands on it and I thought she said gentle!?
I am bloody gentle...if you'd just stay still!!!!!! "
Ok ok jeeeze... oh you meant him |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"Shows yet truncheon then
I think jinty already got her hands on it and I thought she said gentle!?
I am bloody gentle...if you'd just stay still!!!!!!
Ok ok jeeeze... oh you meant him "
yes seeee, Red jumping and bouncing in the bed again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shows yet truncheon then
I think jinty already got her hands on it and I thought she said gentle!?
I am bloody gentle...if you'd just stay still!!!!!!
Ok ok jeeeze... oh you meant him
yes seeee, Red jumping and bouncing in the bed again "
Well, you bhav then |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Shows yet truncheon then
I think jinty already got her hands on it and I thought she said gentle!?
I am bloody gentle...if you'd just stay still!!!!!!
Ok ok jeeeze... oh you meant him
yes seeee, Red jumping and bouncing in the bed again
Well, you bhav then "
I'm being myself, and asleep. It's you two crazy ladies creating a mess of things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's amazing how much shite people talk and they are so far gone they don't think its shite
One wonders who is the pot and who is the kettle  "
Incredible piece of self reflection from the bhoy!! I'm sure that's not all he does by himself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's amazing how much shite people talk and they are so far gone they don't think its shite
One wonders who is the pot and who is the kettle
if kettles on, milk and 1 sugar please "
Wee chocolate hobnob too?? |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"It's amazing how much shite people talk and they are so far gone they don't think its shite
One wonders who is the pot and who is the kettle
if kettles on, milk and 1 sugar please
Wee chocolate hobnob too?? "
You bring the tea, i have the hobnob .... Of jinty hasn't nibbled already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's amazing how much shite people talk and they are so far gone they don't think its shite
One wonders who is the pot and who is the kettle
if kettles on, milk and 1 sugar please
Wee chocolate hobnob too??
You bring the tea, i have the hobnob .... Of jinty hasn't nibbled already "
If Jinty was there first I've nae chance - she likes her hobknobs oops I mean hobnobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone on this post appart fae me talks shite"
Also... the making of small talk is a large part of social contact and interaction... talking shite is a very human and necessary skill - not everyone does it well though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling "
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin? |
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"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin? "
Doesn't eat my biscuits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin?
Doesn't eat my biscuits "
That's cos ya have a cream horn  |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin?
Doesn't eat my biscuits
That's cos ya have a cream horn "
Wha!? Have you creamed on my horn already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone on this post appart fae me talks shite"
I am reminded of the wee Glesga man that joined the army. He was hopeless at marching, because he couldn't tell his left from right.
At his passing out parade, his mother exclaimed "Everybody's oot o' step except oor Jonny!". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin?
Doesn't eat my biscuits
That's cos ya have a cream horn
Wha!? Have you creamed on my horn already "
No me... HER  |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin?
Doesn't eat my biscuits
That's cos ya have a cream horn
Wha!? Have you creamed on my horn already
No me... HER "
Ha! At least I keep the toilet roll fairies happy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin?
Doesn't eat my biscuits
That's cos ya have a cream horn
Wha!? Have you creamed on my horn already
No me... HER
Ha! At least I keep the toilet roll fairies happy. "
I really wish there was a toilet roll fairy... one who replaced the loo roll when empty... it's ALWAYS me in oor hoose |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin?
Doesn't eat my biscuits
That's cos ya have a cream horn
Wha!? Have you creamed on my horn already
No me... HER
Ha! At least I keep the toilet roll fairies happy.
I really wish there was a toilet roll fairy... one who replaced the loo roll when empty... it's ALWAYS me in oor hoose "
Sorry, after doing it a few times, i keep forgetting i was meant to change it after finding your hobnob stash toilet roll fairies easily distracted by your creamy hobnobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin?
Doesn't eat my biscuits
That's cos ya have a cream horn
Wha!? Have you creamed on my horn already
No me... HER
Ha! At least I keep the toilet roll fairies happy.
I really wish there was a toilet roll fairy... one who replaced the loo roll when empty... it's ALWAYS me in oor hoose
Sorry, after doing it a few times, i keep forgetting i was meant to change it after finding your hobnob stash toilet roll fairies easily distracted by your creamy hobnobs "
Am gonna hide the hobnobs beside the loo rolls noo |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin?
Doesn't eat my biscuits
That's cos ya have a cream horn
Wha!? Have you creamed on my horn already
No me... HER
Ha! At least I keep the toilet roll fairies happy.
I really wish there was a toilet roll fairy... one who replaced the loo roll when empty... it's ALWAYS me in oor hoose
Sorry, after doing it a few times, i keep forgetting i was meant to change it after finding your hobnob stash toilet roll fairies easily distracted by your creamy hobnobs
Am gonna hide the hobnobs beside the loo rolls noo "
Just make sure you don't mistake the two when in a rush, at night, with the lights off |
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"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin?
Doesn't eat my biscuits
That's cos ya have a cream horn
Wha!? Have you creamed on my horn already
No me... HER
Ha! At least I keep the toilet roll fairies happy.
I really wish there was a toilet roll fairy... one who replaced the loo roll when empty... it's ALWAYS me in oor hoose "
You are the toilet roll fairy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin?
Doesn't eat my biscuits
That's cos ya have a cream horn
Wha!? Have you creamed on my horn already
No me... HER
Ha! At least I keep the toilet roll fairies happy.
I really wish there was a toilet roll fairy... one who replaced the loo roll when empty... it's ALWAYS me in oor hoose
You are the toilet roll fairy "
Awwwww ffs |
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"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin?
Doesn't eat my biscuits
That's cos ya have a cream horn
Wha!? Have you creamed on my horn already
No me... HER
Ha! At least I keep the toilet roll fairies happy.
I really wish there was a toilet roll fairy... one who replaced the loo roll when empty... it's ALWAYS me in oor hoose
You are the toilet roll fairy
Awwwww ffs "
Didn't you know ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin?
Doesn't eat my biscuits
That's cos ya have a cream horn
Wha!? Have you creamed on my horn already
No me... HER
Ha! At least I keep the toilet roll fairies happy.
I really wish there was a toilet roll fairy... one who replaced the loo roll when empty... it's ALWAYS me in oor hoose
You are the toilet roll fairy
Awwwww ffs
Didn't you know ? "
No.... at least there's still a Santa though |
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"You have two of the biggest wafflers of shite on this thread,won't name them though,I'm discreet
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I wonder who that could be...
That would be telling
I could guess... hmmmmm is it someone who drinks gin?
Doesn't eat my biscuits
That's cos ya have a cream horn
Wha!? Have you creamed on my horn already
No me... HER
Ha! At least I keep the toilet roll fairies happy.
I really wish there was a toilet roll fairy... one who replaced the loo roll when empty... it's ALWAYS me in oor hoose
You are the toilet roll fairy
Awwwww ffs
Didn't you know ?
No.... at least there's still a Santa though "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If yous is all feelin loast, ah ca' yeez a' burdz, tae yous stoap missin him.
Dirty burdz "
My deepest, sincerest apologies! Ah wusnae thinking! Actually, I think I was. That was the problem!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If yous is all feelin loast, ah ca' yeez a' burdz, tae yous stoap missin him.
Dirty burdz
My deepest, sincerest apologies! Ah wusnae thinking! Actually, I think I was. That was the problem!) "
Hope yer cellick tap is tucked into yer joggies man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If yous is all feelin loast, ah ca' yeez a' burdz, tae yous stoap missin him.
Dirty burdz
My deepest, sincerest apologies! Ah wusnae thinking! Actually, I think I was. That was the problem!)
Hope yer cellick tap is tucked into yer joggies man "
Aye, an mah trackies ur tucked intae ma cellick soaks! |
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