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Woman - things we say and what we actually mean
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I hear all the time people saying woman say one thing and mean another and I've always thought it was a daft saying.
Sitting thinking about it today I realise I am aftually really guilty of it lol
Some example of today -
What do you want for breakfast babe ?
I'm not fussed just whatever your having but I don't like French toast I like Fried yockie eggs with dippy toast lol
You want to watch anything on tv ?
Nae I'm not fussed you can watch what you want. Then proceed to complain about the music channel he has on is depressing and when he goes to make my breakfast change it over lol
What you want to do today ?
I don't mind why don't you go see you pals or something as I've got some work to do. ( yes he goes out I get the tv and couch to myself to watch rivercity without him spoiling It with him pointing out he flaws in the script)
Anyone else do this or is it just me lol
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Woman says: "Of course I want to have sex with you, but will you take the bins out first, darling?"
Woman means: "You'll take the bins out, and I'll pretend to be asleep when you get back", |
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"Woman says: "Of course I want to have sex with you, but will you take the bins out first, darling?"
Woman means: "You'll take the bins out, and I'll pretend to be asleep when you get back","
Actually I must say I'm not guilty of that one lol |
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"Woman says: "Of course I want to have sex with you, but will you take the bins out first, darling?"
Woman means: "You'll take the bins out, and I'll pretend to be asleep when you get back",
Actually I must say I'm not guilty of that one lol "
You will be now!  |
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The only girl I have ever met that actually says exactly what she means, gives straight answers and always uses logic, facts and objection is my current partner, Em.
The amount of game playing and loaded questions to illicit some ridiculously off topic response from women I have experienced is 90%.
And the most common response when their "argument" or "accusation " falls aprart....
"It's your fault".
I have to say however I don't see this on fab. Probably because I reckon the ladies on here are very secure and honest with themselves. |
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over a year ago
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I hate the: 'can you do the x, y or z' You reply sure in a minute - and that minute clearly isn't quick enough when you hear or see that 'X,Y or Z ' is in the process of being completed! |
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over a year ago
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"I'm fine
or OK
or the silent treatment means run 
I've never managed the silent treatment lol I can't keep my mouth shut that long x"
it's when I'm quiet they need to watch xx |
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) Thats Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say youre welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says Thanks a lot - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say youre welcome . that will bring on a whatever).
(8) Whatever: Is a womans way of saying F YOU!
(9) Dont worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to # 3.
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"(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) Thats Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say youre welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says Thanks a lot - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say youre welcome . that will bring on a whatever).
(8) Whatever: Is a womans way of saying F YOU!
(9) Dont worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to # 3.
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over a year ago
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She Devil will say i need a new blouse
Translation: im buying a new blouse, skirt to match, shoes to match , underwear to match, makeup to match , nails shaped and painted to match and a dress just in case blouse dosnt fit in 2 days. OR i need a new skirt, translation : all of the above just different order. Theres a pattern developing here i think. |
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"She Devil will say i need a new blouse
Translation: im buying a new blouse, skirt to match, shoes to match , underwear to match, makeup to match , nails shaped and painted to match and a dress just in case blouse dosnt fit in 2 days. OR i need a new skirt, translation : all of the above just different order. Theres a pattern developing here i think."
Lol I think so |
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"(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) Thats Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say youre welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says Thanks a lot - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say youre welcome . that will bring on a whatever).
(8) Whatever: Is a womans way of saying F YOU!
(9) Dont worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to # 3.
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number 8...all the time!!! |
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"(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) Thats Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say youre welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says Thanks a lot - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say youre welcome . that will bring on a whatever).
(8) Whatever: Is a womans way of saying F YOU!
(9) Dont worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to # 3.
number 8...all the time!!! "
Lol and you can here yourself saying it in your head as you read it |
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"I feel slightly better that it is not just me who is guilty of doing this lol xx
Aye and the menfolks have their own quirks too... VIVE LA DIFFERENCE  "
Excuse me, we say what we mean.
Fancy a coffee? And by that I mean a shag... |
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