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"slippery nipple plz "okay but what you having to drink ?  | |||
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"Nawty i have heard you like a cock tail. I happen tiike in to . Iike a little shot called dynamite which is very explosive .to much and it will blow you r head off "love a wee cocktail | |||
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"Cup of tea sadly got kids sleepover. If bar open tomorrow a very large glass of Chardonnay ????" il keep it chilling for you | |||
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"Southern comfort with ice just leave the bottle hic! "straw? | |||
"Im not Scottish, but may I have a double shot of Jameson and a Corona. Thank you. Here's a 20, keep the change." oh thank you | |||
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"Cup of tea sadly got kids sleepover. If bar open tomorrow a very large glass of Chardonnay ????il keep it chilling for you "Thank you I will need it lol | |||
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"got the kids so cuppa tea and a rich tea. party on. x" I should just bring my cuppa, kids and join you for a rich tea | |||
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"I'm game for pulling a few... " phew thank god lol | |||
"I'm game for pulling a few... phew thank god lol "There is a cost at the end of the evening. I'll see you when the bar is empty later, and make use of the bar another way... | |||
"Prosecco with chambord and a few fresh raspberries too thanks "Oh now that sounds good yes please but keep It for tomorrow for me | |||
"I'm game for pulling a few... phew thank god lol
There is a cost at the end of the evening. I'll see you when the bar is empty later, and make use of the bar another way..."hahaha cheeky lol | |||
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"Cup of tea sadly got kids sleepover." Surely, that's enough of a reason to fire into the hard stuff! | |||
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"A glass of Malbec please! Infact just give me the bottle!!!" what the bloody hell is that? Malibu and triple sec? Malibu and becks? I'm such a philistine | |||
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"Is now open what you all having ? "Anything with u | |||
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"Is now open what you all having ?
Anything with u "lol | |||
"Disaronno on the rocks, please, and have one yourself "why thank you | |||
"A glass of Malbec please! Infact just give me the bottle!!!what the bloody hell is that? Malibu and triple sec? Malibu and becks? I'm such a philistine " Haha ya tube!!! It's red wine! French not Argentinian tonight! | |||
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"A glass of Malbec please! Infact just give me the bottle!!!what the bloody hell is that? Malibu and triple sec? Malibu and becks? I'm such a philistine Haha ya tube!!! It's red wine! French not Argentinian tonight! "Fancy pants. I'm stuck out at the airport holiday inn where they don't do tennants. Stuck drinking continental fancy lager when I'm really just after a few pints of bog standard domestic piss water. It's a hard life | |||
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"All drinks coming up "Good to hear Can you find a good Gavi de Gavi Ideally 2000 round the back. I'll get you search  | |||
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"All drinks coming up
Good to hear
Can you find a good Gavi de Gavi
Ideally 2000 round the back.
I'll get you search "Bloody phone I'll help you search, especially in a dark cellar | |||
"All drinks coming up
Good to hear
Can you find a good Gavi de Gavi
Ideally 2000 round the back.
I'll get you search
Bloody phone
I'll help you search, especially in a dark cellar"lol found it | |||
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"got the kids so cuppa tea and a rich tea. party on. x I should just bring my cuppa, kids and join you for a rich tea "isnt it all just one big party! ill break out the slankets and switch on netflix lol | |||
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"What time is the bar opening tonight ? " A good point. Last night's bar maid owes me big style...  | |||
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"What time is the bar opening tonight ? " 6pm lol | |||
"What time is the bar opening tonight ? A good point. Last night's bar maid owes me big style... "hahaha ops | |||
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"What time is the bar opening tonight ? 6pm lol "I need a pint now,you have to open early | |||
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"Hmmm I'll have a pint of Old Peculiar please ( No sarky comments "I never said a word  | |||
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"So large white wine was chilling for me "well deserved wait its a large one... the wine I mean | |||
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"Can I have a vimto and a hug I'm a tired cherub tonight xx"of course (((big hugs))) | |||
"Can I have a vimto and a hug I'm a tired cherub tonight xx"Vimto sacralige ,but you can have the hug | |||
"Can I have a vimto and a hug I'm a tired cherub tonight xxof course (((big hugs))) "Awww thanks Mrs  xx | |||
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"Can I have a vimto and a hug I'm a tired cherub tonight xxof course (((big hugs)))
Awww thanks Mrs xx"your welcome | |||
"May I please have a wee vodka redbull - need a wee pickmeup lol x" course you can | |||
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"Right what you all on tonight ? "So far, the hot German lady from the bar this afternoon. Sorry, no assistance from me tonight, I'm shagging the night away... | |||
"Right what you all on tonight ?
So far, the hot German lady from the bar this afternoon.
Sorry, no assistance from me tonight, I'm shagging the night away... "hahaha enjoy lol | |||
"Hmmm I'll have a pint of Old Peculiar please ( No sarky comments I never said a word "You might not but certain others might | |||
"Hmmm I'll have a pint of Old Peculiar please ( No sarky comments I never said a word
You might not but certain others might "lol | |||
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"Pint o lager fir me Please" I'll join you if that's ok? For once a cold one please... | |||
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"Pint o lager fir me Please I'll join you if that's ok? For once a cold one please..." Dam so far away :p | |||
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"can I just have a vimto and a hug please "Ohhh and a blonde with nice boobs I'm needing cheered up I'm a tired cherub xx | |||
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