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"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration  ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired 
(plus I was TRYING to perv )"
God this sounds like John... I get a regular running commentary of his day throughout the day. We don't need to know the details lol
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"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired
(plus I was TRYING to perv )
God this sounds like John... I get a regular running commentary of his day throughout the day. We don't need to know the details lol
K x"
Ohhhhhhhhh that's almost as bad lol CxXx
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"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired
(plus I was TRYING to perv )
God this sounds like John... I get a regular running commentary of his day throughout the day. We don't need to know the details lol
K x
Ohhhhhhhhh that's almost as bad lol CxXx
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Sorrrrrrrrrrrrry John lol |
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"I get boiler house and pipe chat every day. I know absolutely nothing about welding and stuff but I still get the bloody chat lol "
Aye welding, guttering, washing machines, motherboards, alarm systems, double glazing... arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh (I must have one of those faces ffs  |
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"I get boiler house and pipe chat every day. I know absolutely nothing about welding and stuff but I still get the bloody chat lol
Do you stare blankly like I do?
K x"
I am very aware of trying to arrange my face into some kind of interested look but have no idea WHAT it actually does lol |
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"I get boiler house and pipe chat every day. I know absolutely nothing about welding and stuff but I still get the bloody chat lol
Do you stare blankly like I do?
K x
I am very aware of trying to arrange my face into some kind of interested look but have no idea WHAT it actually does lol "
Ha! John will say are you listening to me... of course I am... what did I just say... emmmm 
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"I get boiler house and pipe chat every day. I know absolutely nothing about welding and stuff but I still get the bloody chat lol
Do you stare blankly like I do?
K x
I am very aware of trying to arrange my face into some kind of interested look but have no idea WHAT it actually does lol
Ha! John will say are you listening to me... of course I am... what did I just say... emmmm
K x"
Lol you should just say - it was fascinating darling but I just didn't understand it  |
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Aye well men get forced to watch the soaps, get shown shoes and dresses and have to feign interest with glazed over eyes trying to mumble something encouraging at the exact moment or get the "you think i look fat in this dont you?".....
Me? I can talk shoes and makeup, yet still talk about engines and stuff with equal comfort.... Quite the catch |
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"Aye well men get forced to watch the soaps, get shown shoes and dresses and have to feign interest with glazed over eyes trying to mumble something encouraging at the exact moment or get the "you think i look fat in this dont you?".....
Me? I can talk shoes and makeup, yet still talk about engines and stuff with equal comfort.... Quite the catch "
Smertybreeks... as if the LEGS weren't enough... |
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"Aye well men get forced to watch the soaps, get shown shoes and dresses and have to feign interest with glazed over eyes trying to mumble something encouraging at the exact moment or get the "you think i look fat in this dont you?".....
Me? I can talk shoes and makeup, yet still talk about engines and stuff with equal comfort.... Quite the catch "
Here here except for the make up and shoes.lol |
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"Aye well men get forced to watch the soaps, get shown shoes and dresses and have to feign interest with glazed over eyes trying to mumble something encouraging at the exact moment or get the "you think i look fat in this dont you?".....
Me? I can talk shoes and makeup, yet still talk about engines and stuff with equal comfort.... Quite the catch
Here here except for the make up and shoes.lol"
Jo wins then lol |
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"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired
(plus I was TRYING to perv )"
Were you chatting to the naughty fireman from Manchester? |
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"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired
(plus I was TRYING to perv )
And to think that poor sod had been on interminable customer service and satisfaction courses to keep you happy "
All he had to do was his job - I'm easy pleased yanno |
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"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired
(plus I was TRYING to perv )
And to think that poor sod had been on interminable customer service and satisfaction courses to keep you happy
All he had to do was his job - I'm easy pleased yanno "
Of course you are, how could anyone possibly think otherwise |
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"I get boiler house and pipe chat every day. I know absolutely nothing about welding and stuff but I still get the bloody chat lol
I need help welding in my van.... send him over lol
John  "
I'll bring him over in exchange for Krispy creme donuts lol |
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"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired
(plus I was TRYING to perv )
And to think that poor sod had been on interminable customer service and satisfaction courses to keep you happy
All he had to do was his job - I'm easy pleased yanno
Of course you are, how could anyone possibly think otherwise "
Well some folk can get the wrong idea... some folk you know the ones... the leopards |
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"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired
(plus I was TRYING to perv )
God this sounds like John... I get a regular running commentary of his day throughout the day. We don't need to know the details lol
K x"
Saw your post K, and it inspired me to fab your profile pic of soapy boobs x |
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"Hahhahaha brilliant and love that label - MANSPLAINING... The next guy who does it is getting called on it  "
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Here's a good one I heard recently:
Why do mansplainers never get thirsty?
Because they all have a 'well, actually...' |
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