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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am in the process of looking for a wee dog to keep me company on the winter nights ahead..
must be male ... gonna call him Joe
must not shed hair
must not slaver
must walk with an air of stylishness
must appreciate a good showtune
must press off button on remote when fitba comes on
must freshen the room after a fart with Jo Malone room mist
must gag when not served Evian water
must know difference between Salmon and Pink
any ideas where I need to start looking
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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thanks Bub nearly forgot....
dog must also....
keep eye on the drive and pull blinds down on the noise of fugy's approching motorbike .....
phew that was close..
hope yu well also |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am in the process of looking for a wee dog to keep me company on the winter nights ahead..
must be male ... gonna call him Joe
must not shed hair
must not slaver
must walk with an air of stylishness
must appreciate a good showtune
must press off button on remote when fitba comes on
must freshen the room after a fart with Jo Malone room mist
must gag when not served Evian water
must know difference between Salmon and Pink
any ideas where I need to start looking
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View Hunni,
The idea wee dug for you would have to be a Poodle.....for the simple reason they don't shed hair.
Think you'll also find they meet a majority of your other requirements as well. We used to have one when I was a wee lass and as far as I recall he'd have ticked all the boxes lol
Mrs Saint xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am in the process of looking for a wee dog to keep me company on the winter nights ahead..
must be male ... gonna call him Joe
must not shed hair
must not slaver
must walk with an air of stylishness
must appreciate a good showtune
must press off button on remote when fitba comes on
must freshen the room after a fart with Jo Malone room mist
must gag when not served Evian water
must know difference between Salmon and Pink
any ideas where I need to start looking
View Hunni,
The idea wee dug for you would have to be a Poodle.....for the simple reason they don't shed hair.
Think you'll also find they meet a majority of your other requirements as well. We used to have one when I was a wee lass and as far as I recall he'd have ticked all the boxes lol
Mrs Saint xxxx"
ta mrs saint xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh you need to get a Shi Zu puppy will love you uncondtionally, keep all your secrets, has one of the the coolest walks & shed no hair we have one Charlie & he is one cool dude. K xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beishon Friez, or however the hell you spell it,lol, never shed hairs,my sisters one has to sniff yer eyes to decide if likes you or not,its cute as hell,white fluffy things!!
T  |
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By *rTylerCouple
over a year ago
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Or what about a lhasa apso
I think 1 of them would be right up ur street son ,,,,,,,,,
Lovely wee things, very loyal, lovely coat dont shed ( nearest thing to human hair )
If you save there hair when ya brush them and you know someone with an old spinnin wheel there coat makes for a lovely jumper ( softer than kashmeir ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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View,
Beishon Friez is such a lovely dog esp wen you get them back from poodle parlour lol.... I just got a puppy one that doesnt shed hair good temperment with children and is a very clever dog its a Hungarian Vizla ... it will be a big dog but its very affectionate.. kids love him... They are classed as rare breed so check website will have list of breeders and info about the dog... happy hunting xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm surprised you haven't got a cockadoodle in mind... ideal dogs as they don't shed, they love being lap dogs and fugy fortunately has no clue about them yet... think the name of the breed itself suits you too!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm surprised you haven't got a cockadoodle in mind... ideal dogs as they don't shed, they love being lap dogs and fugy fortunately has no clue about them yet... think the name of the breed itself suits you too! "
off to google cock ..... a doodle
could be a while...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have You thought of having a pig???? lolol...Pumfrey can keep ya warm on those long cold dark winters nights"
read my 'Come Dine With Me' thread and please note: chicken kievs and BACON ROLLS...... send Pumfrey and 24 white rolls fae tesco's.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thought size didnt count lol, get a Rottie. it walks with an air of grace (well you tell it if you think it doesnt) it doesnt shed hair, it can eat fugy for breakfast and as for blinds and tv remote controls, you wont have any cos it would have eaten them in 2 hours flat lol.
I am here to help view bud hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm surprised you haven't got a cockadoodle in mind... ideal dogs as they don't shed, they love being lap dogs and fugy fortunately has no clue about them yet... think the name of the breed itself suits you too!
off to google cock ..... a doodle
could be a while...... "
phewwwww what an afternoon....
googled cock....and recognised many 
finally got to cockapoodle and love them...
seems fitting I should get a dog with cock somewhere..
so the search begins for a cockapoodle in chocolate .... needs to blend in with soft furnishings... and before the animal liberation brigade petrol bomb ma hoose....
I will be very, very, very kind to ma wee dog...
off to search for one...
back later xxxxxxx
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or what about a lhasa apso
I think 1 of them would be right up ur street son ,,,,,,,,,
Lovely wee things, very loyal, lovely coat dont shed ( nearest thing to human hair )
If you save there hair when ya brush them and you know someone with an old spinnin wheel there coat makes for a lovely jumper ( softer than kashmeir )"
Exactly what i was going to say, great dogs, stick by your side & just cool great wee buddys, originally from Tibet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if its a dog you want, pop up falkirk high street on a friday night, more dogs than you can shake a stick at......!!!!!"
oi mr 24 .... play nice lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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have tracked down an apricot coloured one .... just deciding if I can get coordinating collar, lead, bowl & brush...
and a great 'teach yourself how to train a stud macho serial shagging' cockapoodle....... 
like father ....... like son.........
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By (user no longer on site)
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"have tracked down an apricot coloured one .... just deciding if I can get coordinating collar, lead, bowl & brush...
and a great 'teach yourself how to train a stud macho serial shagging' cockapoodle.......
like father ....... like son.........
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will he have a Vivenne Westwood four poster too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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his own room.... for entertaining the local lady dogs .....
and hopefully a local bit of ruff ruff male totty ....
did i mention he was gonna be bi lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"his own room.... for entertaining the local lady dogs .....
and hopefully a local bit of ruff ruff male totty ....
did i mention he was gonna be bi lol "
google oxford II doggie bed lol lol ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best dog I think is a whippet they are so graceful very peaceful love cuddling up and great great company I have two !!
Craig"
deffo agree with you craig. whippets are the most loving and loyal dogs.
mrs h xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi!!!!!
For the record a ken fook aw aboot dugs!!!
Av never
fed
walked
pumped
groomed
lost
bought
a dug!!!!! Ever!!!!
Lol
p.s. Am on ma hols wi nae Internet . A did this reply thru ma fone. I'll b back tues tae clear ma sullied name!!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" pmsl here welcome back babe oh how i have missed your posts.
mrs h xxxxxxxxx
keep up the good work cheers me up no end xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
thanks mrs h xxxxx and hug to mr h
joe has been reserved from breeder and he comes to stay in 5 weeks ( wee soul is only 3 weeks old ).... he is black not chocolate so busy, busy, busy redecorating my house so he blends in...
father doing well.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" pmsl here welcome back babe oh how i have missed your posts.
mrs h xxxxxxxxx
keep up the good work cheers me up no end xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
thanks mrs h xxxxx and hug to mr h
joe has been reserved from breeder and he comes to stay in 5 weeks ( wee soul is only 3 weeks old ).... he is black not chocolate so busy, busy, busy redecorating my house so he blends in...
father doing well.... "
You'll be cock-a-hoop with your cockapoo then cock? xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"u been on the happy pills again fugy.......u really expect us to believe this pish?....PMSL!!!!!
oi!!!!!!!
A um on ma holidays !!!!"
enjoy your holidays fugy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You'll love having a dog around View, my old collie, no matter how shit a day you had, him unable to walk straight because of his tail wagging, overjoyed to see dad home again,was insta-smile stuff,unconditional love,maybe the best kind anyone can have
T |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am in the process of looking for a wee dog to keep me company on the winter nights ahead..
must be male ... gonna call him Joe
must not shed hair
must not slaver
must walk with an air of stylishness
must appreciate a good showtune
must press off button on remote when fitba comes on
must freshen the room after a fart with Jo Malone room mist
must gag when not served Evian water
must know difference between Salmon and Pink
any ideas where I need to start looking
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wish i could help ud but alas all the dogs i know are taken and vicious lol but good luck dude |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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going to pick Joe from the litter tomorrow and am hyper excited.
he coming to stay on the 12th ..
his room is all finished..
might get a pal for him too.. to keep him company and call him Jack.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"going to pick Joe from the litter tomorrow and am hyper excited.
he coming to stay on the 12th ..
his room is all finished..
might get a pal for him too.. to keep him company and call him Jack.. "
Good luck with the new pet(s) View, hope everything works out great for U all
PS, we R still talking about dogs right??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"going to pick Joe from the litter tomorrow and am hyper excited.
he coming to stay on the 12th ..
his room is all finished..
might get a pal for him too.. to keep him company and call him Jack..
Good luck with the new pet(s) View, hope everything works out great for U all
PS, we R still talking about dogs right??? "
thanks and aye still dogs..
stinky neighbour's female dog is my wee Joe's first target ....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"awwwww the proud daddy brings his new baby home...... be prepared for the sleepless nights, the toilet training and the teething xxxxx"
don't worry .... I bought a Phillipino house boy off the tinternet to deal with such nasties.....
I shall sleep well ..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"awwwwwwwwwww view he''ll be cute as hell and soon be a sagging machine like his daddy. lol"
oi Rhona ... I put on a few pounds but sagging a bit much xxxxxxxxx
happy burthday when it comes.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"awwwwwwwwwww view he''ll be cute as hell and soon be a sagging machine like his daddy. lol
oi Rhona ... I put on a few pounds but sagging a bit much xxxxxxxxx
happy burthday when it comes.. "
Gonna be away for a while...so enjoy the little fella when he arrives....give him a pat on the head from me!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"awwwwwwwwwww view he''ll be cute as hell and soon be a sagging machine like his daddy. lol
oi Rhona ... I put on a few pounds but sagging a bit much xxxxxxxxx
happy burthday when it comes..
Gonna be away for a while...so enjoy the little fella when he arrives....give him a pat on the head from me!!"
will do and my joe will have pupped her next door by time you come back ....
and the doggy CSA can chase us .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"awwwwwwwwwww view he''ll be cute as hell and soon be a sagging machine like his daddy. lol
oi Rhona ... I put on a few pounds but sagging a bit much xxxxxxxxx
happy burthday when it comes..
Gonna be away for a while...so enjoy the little fella when he arrives....give him a pat on the head from me!!
will do and my joe will have pupped her next door by time you come back ....
and the doggy CSA can chase us .... "
PMSL!!! well..if ya need a good lawyer........lemme know.......i know a few
will come n meet him when I get back and admire his handywork over the garden fence  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I have twins.....
Jack is all black ..
Joe is black and has a wee black paw.
Jack will be a builder when he grows up.
Joe will work with soft furnishings, if you get my drift.
they will both shag all the fem dogs in the area and Joe may dabble with a bit of ruff ruff....
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ah your a daddy now welcome to the sleepless nights and the the endless worry its all worth it want any advice just shout as we have a westie and a scottie and i have nearly all the tranning manuals you can get so if you want one message me have fun with your bundels off joy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"pic rejected as animals not allowed.
oh well.... no worries.
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maybe just as well.... you'd get hundreds of hits on your viewed me.... off you know who!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"we bought two view best thing we ever done really good company for each other."
good to hear gam thanks ... was a wee bit worried but hey ... the 2 wee faces looking at me.. once eye contact
am a wee softie lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Glad to hear you've got your boys home. They'll be driving you up the wall in no time but you'll wonder what you did without them too "
not yet, not till the 12th .. got their wee food and drink bowls ready ..
off to get collars etc etc the morra.. |
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popped in for some home made cream of mushroom soup... freshly blended.. [none clinging to the walls or counter tops either].... and what did I spy in the kitchen? the new baby boys wee ceramic bowls waiting for them to make an appearance ....all shiny and cute and bone shaped... canna wait to see the wee yins chow down in them xxxx |
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" popped in for some home made cream of mushroom soup... freshly blended.. [none clinging to the walls or counter tops either].... and what did I spy in the kitchen? the new baby boys wee ceramic bowls waiting for them to make an appearance ....all shiny and cute and bone shaped... canna wait to see the wee yins chow down in them xxxx "
lol lol glad you liked them..
6 days and counting down....
and the soup and my lemon tart ..
all made by me.....
fingers crossed she didna see Tesco lemon tart box in bin..... |
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" popped in for some home made cream of mushroom soup... freshly blended.. [none clinging to the walls or counter tops either].... and what did I spy in the kitchen? the new baby boys wee ceramic bowls waiting for them to make an appearance ....all shiny and cute and bone shaped... canna wait to see the wee yins chow down in them xxxx
lol lol glad you liked them..
6 days and counting down....
and the soup and my lemon tart ..
all made by me.....
fingers crossed she didna see Tesco lemon tart box in bin....."
... only tart's box I saw in the kitchen was yours !!
[hope he never saw me pervin] |
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