I had been looking forward to a hot summer of naughty fun then Bam! Freak accident...slipped on wet grass, dislocating and breaking my ankle. Now trapped in a stookie for 6-8 weeks.. 
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"I had been looking forward to a hot summer of naughty fun then Bam! Freak accident...slipped on wet grass, dislocating and breaking my ankle. Now trapped in a stookie for 6-8 weeks..
Anyone else had freak injuries that have kept them away from fab for an extended period?"
I injure myself a lot lol.
Not broken anything recently.
Dislocating is my thing. |
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"I had been looking forward to a hot summer of naughty fun then Bam! Freak accident...slipped on wet grass, dislocating and breaking my ankle. Now trapped in a stookie for 6-8 weeks..
Anyone else had freak injuries that have kept them away from fab for an extended period?
I injure myself a lot lol.
Not broken anything recently.
Dislocating is my thing. "
I'd never ever dislocated anything ever till now. Freaked a bit when I saw it but at least I got a ketamine trip while they put it back into place  |
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"I had been looking forward to a hot summer of naughty fun then Bam! Freak accident...slipped on wet grass, dislocating and breaking my ankle. Now trapped in a stookie for 6-8 weeks..
Anyone else had freak injuries that have kept them away from fab for an extended period?"
You can still have fun, you just have to be a little more creative  |
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I took a hard on one night ..i kid you not it was rampant..
A hot milf was teasing me like hell ..i was wanking it vigorously infront of her ..
Until it feckin broke in half ..
She loved it...
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2010 - i woke up at 6.30am screaming in pain. I had slipped a disc in my neck, paralised my left arm and shoulder.
Couldn't stand up for 2 weeks and took a year to recover to 90% mobility, and still not 100% yet. Nobody would know now though as every thing looks and works normally.
Had a deep tissue massage today at the chiropractors, and feel great tonight and for the next few weeks, and tbe warmer wearher helps too |
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"Yep I keep falling over sober  damaged ligaments last year sprain this year on same foot it's fucked now been weakened nit stopped me though  "
Jeeeze Emma thought I was a klutz... ya need to learn to be relaxed clumsy then ya won't damage things so much  |
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Mrs fun had a fall from her sky high heels one night in april damaged tendon in her ankle and still struggling with it,no high heels for a while which is killing her |
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My ex tore my foreskin durrinv a freak oral sex accident. I felt a sharp pain and she lifted her head and her face was coverdd in my blood. I nearly fainted |
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"Yep I keep falling over sober damaged ligaments last year sprain this year on same foot it's fucked now been weakened nit stopped me though "
Try skipping as a strengthening exercise |
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"Read yesterday in the French news, a youtuber died after a whipped cream dispenser burst and hit her in the chest and proved a cardiac arrest
I read about that. Seemed very odd. "
Indeed. Being a Youtuber, I am not sure if she was maybe using it for something other than cream |
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I regularly slice the top of my thumb off at work. Even after 25 years as a chef, I will be happily chopping away at something and get distracted, and whoops, there it goes again! Did it last week, didn't have time to go get stitches , so ran around with my thumb stuck in my mouth till I found some superglue! |
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i got sideswiped off my motorbike 3 months back, broke my femur and ankle. luckily i cant mind much about it as i saw my foot pointing the other way and passed out!
all been pinned and plated but ill not be right for another couple of months at least. although i have to say after the op the 10 days in hospital were a joy between morphine and oxycodone!  |
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"Yep I keep falling over sober damaged ligaments last year sprain this year on same foot it's fucked now been weakened nit stopped me though
Try skipping as a strengthening exercise "
Thanks I'll try it once I'm healed |
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hes so hot aswell 
