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If you came with Instructions, What would They Say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you were a product what would the warning,instruction or the selling note say?....

Mine would say ....Handle with Care lol

what would yours say ?

Debbs xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

RETURN TO SENDER

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wide load

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FEED ME FEED ME NOW

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

at the moment think it would be light blue touchpaper and stand well back xxxx

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By *_jkCouple over a year ago

glasgow

Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol once seen a sign for a number pad code entry that said "please enter digits before entering rear entry"

would go well with ash lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

must be used at least 4 times a day to keep in good working order (d)

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By *1cebren4uWoman over a year ago

clydebank

MINE WOULD BE

GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES BUT SO DOES POISION (BE VERY AFRAID LOL)

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

do not enter unless wearing protective clothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm the opposite of a Gremlin - DO get me wet. Keep the lights on. And the most important thing, the one thing you must never forget: no matter how much i cry, no matter how much i beg. . . always feed me cock after midnight

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

I have found that when it comes to things with instructions you should pay them no heed whatsoever!

I ended up in casualty once due to reading the instructions on a stick deodarant once!!

it simply said...

'Take off top, push up bottom'

Dec x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ha ha some good ones keep them cumming lol

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By *lirtyCouple69Couple over a year ago

Aberdeen

Oohhh it would have to be "This way up" !! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Temparature sensitive", prefers hot hot hot !!!

T xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Handle with care ((Dynamite)) in side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

warning: misuse may cause death or injury. For use by trained personnel only.

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By *adcowWoman over a year ago

kirkcaldy

do not touch red button - results in flooding

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By *nTCouple over a year ago

funland

not suitable for children

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pull Ring Upwards To Activate ...

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By *oonboyMan over a year ago

livingston

CAUTION....contents may offend lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

damaged in transit lol

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By *rs kemeaCouple over a year ago

angus

in cases of emergency provide lego

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

from behind.......exit only

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

never mind the instructions get on with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slippery when wet "

Och you got in there before me! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

3AAA batteries required

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What?????????? Men read instructions?????

lol

vol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

think mines would be along the same lines as a stamp lick it , use yourhands and make sure it ends up sticky , then discard lol

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By *rs kemeaCouple over a year ago

angus

"What?????????? Men read instructions?????

lol

vol

xx"

Only with the difficult stuff :P

(((please dont hit me

)))

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Factory seconds.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Massage until warm then squeeze into required space.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remove protective seal before use

Best before end of......

Once opened, use immediately

Replace cap after use

Do not operate machinery whilst taking

For oral administration only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

do not place in bright sunshine...tendancy to consume alcohol and fall over in extreme heat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

remove outer packageing and place in hot oven till tender

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have no doubt that mine would be in chinese!!!!!!.....FFS!!...PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"have no doubt that mine would be in chinese!!!!!!.....FFS!!...PMSL"

becareful of humphrey It should read lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*WARNING*

will make a right mess

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

I'd have the instructions on my pants simply saying

"Warning, May contain nuts"

"Caution choking hazard"

"Ages 16 and up"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would say 'Not A Morning Person!' lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plug in and Play x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mind would say shake vigouresley to acheive best results lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Defrost before eating

This item could explode if not handled properly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

After the weekend Ive just has it has to be

OUT OF ORDER

Debbs xxx

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