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over a year ago
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I got chatting to a lovely Lass a few years ago..We got on rather well and we both decided too meet for some sexy rampant fun.
Everything was fine up until i started to kiss her ..then it all changed..
She bombarded my ears with abusive phrases...things like ..
Right ya big sexy bastoord.."Get them aff".
Get your hot arse over here..
I want to eat you ...
im gonna have you gagging for me baby..
I want to cover you with my juices..
Im going to get a Female friend and feck her and make you watch it..
Im just a shy innocent sensitive Lad..I felt i was getting bullied ..Anyone else experienced this..
Im not kidding ..Honest ..
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"I got chatting to a lovely Lass a few years ago..We got on rather well and we both decided too meet for some sexy rampant fun.
Everything was fine up until i started to kiss her ..then it all changed..
She bombarded my ears with abusive phrases...things like ..
Right ya big sexy bastoord.."Get them aff".
Get your hot arse over here..
I want to eat you ...
im gonna have you gagging for me baby..
I want to cover you with my juices..
Im going to get a Female friend and feck her and make you watch it..
Im just a shy innocent sensitive Lad..I felt i was getting bullied ..Anyone else experienced this..
Im not kidding ..Honest ..
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And then you woke up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You know you could have just ended the call 
Or next time call me....I'm about £1 per minute cheaper and I'll even throw in a German accent!"
Hope your know playing with my emotions ..
German and Aberdonians speak the same lingo anyway .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know you could have just ended the call
Or next time call me....I'm about £1 per minute cheaper and I'll even throw in a German accent!
Hope your know playing with my emotions ..
German and Aberdonians speak the same lingo anyway .. "
I'm a Scouser...does that make me qualified to give you abuse in 3 lingos |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know you could have just ended the call
Or next time call me....I'm about £1 per minute cheaper and I'll even throw in a German accent!
Hope your know playing with my emotions ..
German and Aberdonians speak the same lingo anyway .. "
Ich lieber dick does sound the same in Aberdonian |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know you could have just ended the call
Or next time call me....I'm about £1 per minute cheaper and I'll even throw in a German accent!
Hope your know playing with my emotions ..
German and Aberdonians speak the same lingo anyway ..
I'm a Scouser...does that make me qualified to give you abuse in 3 lingos "
It might ...
Only if your "unprofessional ..corrff corrff x
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know you could have just ended the call
Or next time call me....I'm about £1 per minute cheaper and I'll even throw in a German accent!
Hope your know playing with my emotions ..
German and Aberdonians speak the same lingo anyway ..
Ich lieber dick does sound the same in Aberdonian "
I learned all the German I know from porn! Mainly "ooh ja ja jaaaa"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know you could have just ended the call
Or next time call me....I'm about £1 per minute cheaper and I'll even throw in a German accent!
Hope your know playing with my emotions ..
German and Aberdonians speak the same lingo anyway ..
Ich lieber dick does sound the same in Aberdonian "
I thought it was Ich licka dick in Aberdonian  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know you could have just ended the call
Or next time call me....I'm about £1 per minute cheaper and I'll even throw in a German accent!
Hope your know playing with my emotions ..
German and Aberdonians speak the same lingo anyway ..
Ich lieber dick does sound the same in Aberdonian
I thought it was Ich licka dick in Aberdonian "
Depends if you're speaking in broad Doric or putting your telephone voice on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know you could have just ended the call
Or next time call me....I'm about £1 per minute cheaper and I'll even throw in a German accent!
Hope your know playing with my emotions ..
German and Aberdonians speak the same lingo anyway ..
Ich lieber dick does sound the same in Aberdonian
I learned all the German I know from porn! Mainly "ooh ja ja jaaaa" "
lolololol x |
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