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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Instead of all the negative crap sell yourself!

What's your USP?

Im very musically minded, playing, writing, performing. I like to think id keep you entertained!

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By *londieddWoman  over a year ago

fife

I'm very demanding

I'd keep you busy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

No need to sell myself you either like me or you dont

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a lovely nose that's looks amazing in the sunlight as a silhouette

I bet I'm inundated with messages asking fur meets now

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By *esparate danMan  over a year ago

glasgow

I got a smart mouth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love performing oral, more so than receiving (usally).

Im kinky adventurous and creative and love to fulfill fantasies.

Alsonim a good laugh and dont take myself too serious at all, even in a D/s situation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i tend to get nice comments made about my arse and even better ones from gay men

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge

Im me there is only one......not like highlander with many imposters

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By *itness_FornicatorsCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

I often get told by women that I'm good with my hands, men compliment my oral skills.

As a couple we are both really into fitness and like to look after ourselves. Beth xxx

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By *earded blossomCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

There is a nice guy with a good (but strange) personally attached to THAT dick

John

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge

[Removed by poster at 29/05/17 14:02:42]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im totally angelic , well behaved yes i can be a very good girl i get on especially well with girls for some reason lol ...and i come with great reviews

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London

For a start, I think I'm normal though friends might disagree...

I'm a technology nerd who likes DIY...brains and braun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Son of Chuck Norris, nephew of David Attenborough, Grandson to Morgan Freeman.

USP!

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By *esparate danMan  over a year ago

glasgow


"Son of Chuck Norris, nephew of David Attenborough, Grandson to Morgan Freeman.

USP! "

..you couldve just said esther ranzens son

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spending a night with me!

Guarantee you will never forget it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spending a night with me!

Guarantee you will never forget it.

"

Wood never forget that

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By *ikerbob1957Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Been known to rescue damsels in distress.

Genuine, clean and turns up on time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a BFA...

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"I have a BFA... "

But it's shrinking!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spending a night with me!

Guarantee you will never forget it.

Wood never forget that "

pmslllllllllllllllllllllll

xx

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By *earded villainMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

sense of humour with my looks i need to laugh the knickers off ye !

seems to be the common theme on my veris anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a BFA...

But it's shrinking!! "

I can see someone getting a smack

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"sense of humour with my looks i need to laugh the knickers off ye !

seems to be the common theme on my veris anyway "

Maybe you tickle their fancies

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By *earded villainMan  over a year ago

edinburgh


"sense of humour with my looks i need to laugh the knickers off ye !

seems to be the common theme on my veris anyway

Maybe you tickle their fancies "

the beard does that bit

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By *estless nativeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow

I am a unique blend of insanity, useless knowledge and stunning musical taste

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/05/17 14:48:30]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably missing how she's in my family tree?

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By *esparate danMan  over a year ago

glasgow

Just in the spirit of salacious rumours about her orgiastic tendencies ... i guess that woild have worked better if you had claimed to be all 3s son

But as usual i didnt really think it through

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have that problem too mate, on a daily basis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a BFA...

But it's shrinking!!

I can see someone getting a smack "

I think he's hoping for more than that!!! Lol

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By *rowleyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can be very sarcastic, but I've also been told I'm a really good listener.

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By *esparate danMan  over a year ago

glasgow


"I can be very sarcastic, but I've also been told I'm a really good listener."

Sarcasm?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not for sale

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By *rowleyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not this time

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

I am an enigma wrapped in a conundrum topped with resting bitch face .

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By *esparate danMan  over a year ago

glasgow


"I am an enigma wrapped in a conundrum topped with resting bitch face . "

Like a sexy beef olive??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am an enigma wrapped in a conundrum topped with resting bitch face . "

Jaysus for a minute I thought that said wrapped in a condom... I nearly fell aff my twirly chair

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By *rowleyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Boil for 30 minutes with carrots, onions, and then add gravy?

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"I have a BFA...

But it's shrinking!!

I can see someone getting a smack

I think he's hoping for more than that!!! Lol "

Mmmmm..........yesss.

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton


"I am an enigma wrapped in a conundrum topped with resting bitch face .

Like a sexy beef olive??"

Err no lol

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton


"I am an enigma wrapped in a conundrum topped with resting bitch face .

Jaysus for a minute I thought that said wrapped in a condom... I nearly fell aff my twirly chair "

Ohhhhh twirly chairs !!! Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

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By *oney4uCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Instead of all the negative crap sell yourself!

What's your USP?

Im very musically minded, playing, writing, performing. I like to think id keep you entertained! "

I'm vivacious, flirtatious and have great boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am an enigma wrapped in a conundrum topped with resting bitch face .

Jaysus for a minute I thought that said wrapped in a condom... I nearly fell aff my twirly chair

Ohhhhh twirly chairs !!! Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!"

Just be careful on twirly chairs AND condoms... they are NOT 100% safe, a friend of mine was wearing one and got ran over by a bus???

True dat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am an enigma wrapped in a conundrum topped with resting bitch face .

Jaysus for a minute I thought that said wrapped in a condom... I nearly fell aff my twirly chair

Ohhhhh twirly chairs !!! Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Just be careful on twirly chairs AND condoms... they are NOT 100% safe, a friend of mine was wearing one and got ran over by a bus???

True dat "

How do you wear a twirly chair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am an enigma wrapped in a conundrum topped with resting bitch face .

Jaysus for a minute I thought that said wrapped in a condom... I nearly fell aff my twirly chair

Ohhhhh twirly chairs !!! Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Just be careful on twirly chairs AND condoms... they are NOT 100% safe, a friend of mine was wearing one and got ran over by a bus???

True dat

How do you wear a twirly chair "

It's quite easy... you balance it on yer heid and stick your arms through the... erm... arm bits... keep a condom on for safety as temp (nearly) said though

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man  over a year ago

nr you but not too near

My smile,my twinkling eyes,my wicked cutting humour

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Creative and cheeky Frenchie with skilled hands. Let me be your Va Va Voom

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By *onkinmadMan  over a year ago

the place to be

Im just not affordable !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am an enigma wrapped in a conundrum topped with resting bitch face .

Jaysus for a minute I thought that said wrapped in a condom... I nearly fell aff my twirly chair

Ohhhhh twirly chairs !!! Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Just be careful on twirly chairs AND condoms... they are NOT 100% safe, a friend of mine was wearing one and got ran over by a bus???

True dat

How do you wear a twirly chair

It's quite easy... you balance it on yer heid and stick your arms through the... erm... arm bits... keep a condom on for safety as temp (nearly) said though "

Step AWAY from the gin, you!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm quiet and shy and not even a little bit sarcastic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm quiet and shy and not even a little bit sarcastic "

Admin

Quick ! I think this profile been hacked

PS Admin....this is a joke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm quiet and shy and not even a little bit sarcastic

Admin

Quick ! I think this profile been hacked

PS Admin....this is a joke "

Wheesht you

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow

I'm a rather shy individual.

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm Furry

I'm good in the winter when it's cold and I'm great in the summer as I'm daft as a brush

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I am an enigma wrapped in a conundrum topped with resting bitch face .

Jaysus for a minute I thought that said wrapped in a condom... I nearly fell aff my twirly chair

Ohhhhh twirly chairs !!! Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Just be careful on twirly chairs AND condoms... they are NOT 100% safe, a friend of mine was wearing one and got ran over by a bus???

True dat

How do you wear a twirly chair

It's quite easy... you balance it on yer heid and stick your arms through the... erm... arm bits... keep a condom on for safety as temp (nearly) said though

Step AWAY from the gin, you!!!!! "

Or at least pour Jinty a large one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Self praise is no praise

I let my verifications do the talking

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Self praise is no praise

I let my verifications do the talking "

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By *homCrownMan  over a year ago

West Fife


"I have a BFA... "

I thought VTP was your USP ??

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By *edzyWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

I am groot!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fight ducks

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By *ighland gentlemanMan  over a year ago

Ardgay

I am well travelled, educated and can compile a mean set of quiz questions if anyone ever needs any!

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

I give good hugs

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By *ighland gentlemanMan  over a year ago

Ardgay


"I give good hugs"

Hi Olaf.

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By *ikilovesCCouple  over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Sell yourself hmmmmm...

Slightly foxed - her

Bit badgered - him

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a special secret bedroom power that no-one believes when I tell them

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I have a special secret bedroom power that no-one believes when I tell them "

And a nice hat.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I have a special secret bedroom power that no-one believes when I tell them

And a nice hat."

Runnnsss away with said hat

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I have a special secret bedroom power that no-one believes when I tell them

And a nice hat.Runnnsss away with said hat "

Ah now that's just not playing fair - you'll leave with nothing but the naked truth

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I have a special secret bedroom power that no-one believes when I tell them

And a nice hat.Runnnsss away with said hat

Ah now that's just not playing fair - you'll leave with nothing but the naked truth"

hahaha true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm very cheeky

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'm very cheeky"
so I see lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would say funny and a not in your face type of guy and handy with my hands indoors and outdoors

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

International man of mystery

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By *enfreddyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Different, very cheeky but easy going and open minded. Focused x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm told I kiss like my life depends on it. Thought that was a really nice compliment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a BFA...

I thought VTP was your USP ?? "

Good god, your hearing!!! I said I had a VPL!

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