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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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my lovely doctor told me 28 days ago that the side effects of my new pills may cause sexual dysfunction....
I did chuckle..... fuck, I have been sexually dysfunctional for years...
alas, I have found myself barred from Edinburgh Zoo..
I have tried to explain to the authorities that it is an easy mistake to confuse the ' waddle ' of the male antartic penguin as a slight 'mince'..
that I have only ' borrowed ' the anaconda from the reptile house to snap a new pic in my pink pants to maximise bulge... and the stiffening that caused will subside and he will be normal and bendy again soon.....
and as for the group session in the monkey house ...
can we start a petition to allow me back ....... please..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OOOOOOOPS
Sorry, I mis-read the title,
I thought it said "Help with Sexual Dyson-Function"
I was interested in which Dyson attachtment worked best 
PS ( We R still kinda new here, so glad to see U back View, we have heard about the legend, Im glad to C U back and hopefully feeling better  ) |
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pmsl you are so so funny garry thats why we all love and miss you come on get yer ass back into chat its not the same with out you love you lots brenny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great to see you ain't lost that legendary sense of humor Garry m8 , hope your well and look forward to seeing you back in chat when your ready m8.
tc m8 ....XXXXXXXX FROM VEE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cool,lol, im on a roll with charitable good causes,paid the girl at work £10 to walk round edinburgh with her bra proudly on display (cancer research UK),been to supermarket n put £1 in bucket for some pipe band i never heard of,lol,whats this one gona be called? lol
T xx |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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"Cool,lol, im on a roll with charitable good causes,paid the girl at work £10 to walk round edinburgh with her bra proudly on display (cancer research UK),been to supermarket n put £1 in bucket for some pipe band i never heard of,lol,whats this one gona be called? lol
T xx"
good to have you back garry xxxxxxxxx
maybe reptile dysfunction or do we start calling dr view the animal sexologist, consultant to horny and unsatisfied animals
ps i better since hercy up for it noo his bulldog toy about worn out lol |
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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago
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thank fuk for this post.......im sick of having to mince about trying to keep up with your previous rep......i havehad to do daily battles with fugy over who has the most bi-ness...(he wins by the way) so welcome back mate....cant wait to chat to you about cushions,diva tv and the like LOLOLOLOL |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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did you mention Diva Toon ?? where, where am I needed? , got my Mariah and Whitney sorted, sparkles on, best centre parting, and a hint of channel number 5....
on ma way dude ....  |
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