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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A Red, Red Rose

By Robert Burns

O my Luve is like a red, red rose

That’s newly sprung in June;

O my Luve is like the melody

That’s sweetly played in tune.

So fair art thou, my bonnie lass,

So deep in luve am I;

And I will luve thee still, my dear,

Till a’ the seas gang dry.

Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear,

And the rocks melt wi’ the sun;

I will love thee still, my dear,

While the sands o’ life shall run.

And fare thee weel, my only luve!

And fare thee weel awhile!

And I will come again, my luve,

Though it were ten thousand mile.

Whit does he mean by this? Fs

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By *rand Central CoupleCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

If, at first, you don't succeed

Pull yer foreskin o'er yer heed

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By *ikilovesCCouple over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

One two unbuckle her shoe

three four lay her on the floor

five six she loves some licks

seven eight a bit of mutual masturbate

nine ten I'll put down my pen

Well, I tried lol

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By *ikilovesCCouple over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"If, at first, you don't succeed

Pull yer foreskin o'er yer heed"

Now that would be some party trick grand central lol

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By *earded villainMan over a year ago

edinburgh

upon a hill there stood a coo

i looked again shes no there noo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No forskin here fs

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By *ikilovesCCouple over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"upon a hill there stood a coo

i looked again shes no there noo"

But in it's place was a ewe

And then the damn thing went, mooooooo

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By *he ODBMan over a year ago

glasgow

I think he's professing his love to his dying wife. Telling her that he'll see her again in the afterlife and their love will endure . Touching stuff . My inner child prefers :

Smells like fish ,

Tastes like chicken ,

You don't know what you've been missin'

Lady no more pussyfootin',

put my dick in your cunt till makes a queef and sounds like a bloody whoopee cushion .

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By *rand Central CoupleCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

"If, at first, you don't succeed

Pull yer foreskin o'er yer heed

Now that would be some party trick grand central lol

We await an invitation!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think he's professing his love to his dying wife. Telling her that he'll see her again in the afterlife and their love will endure . Touching stuff . My inner child prefers :

Smells like fish ,

Tastes like chicken ,

You don't know what you've been missin'

Lady no more pussyfootin',

put my dick in your cunt till makes a queef and sounds like a bloody whoopee cushion .

That reminds me of;

If it tastes like chicken keep on a lickin, if it reeks eh troot get the fuck oooot.

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By *ikilovesCCouple over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"If, at first, you don't succeed

Pull yer foreskin o'er yer heed

Now that would be some party trick grand central lol

We await an invitation!

Just waiting on the gold lettering to dry lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"upon a hill there stood a coo

i looked again shes no there noo"

My grandad used to say this loads! Except

On a hill there stood a coo

It must be awa' for its no there noo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"upon a hill there stood a coo

i looked again shes no there noo

My grandad used to say this loads! Except

On a hill there stood a coo

It must be awa' for its no there noo!

Was yer grandad paa Broon? fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Love the Broons, and oor Wullie, ah the good ol butt n Ben fs

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By *ikilovesCCouple over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"Love the Broons, and oor Wullie, ah the good ol butt n Ben fs

Jeez!!! Even the broons had a holiday home lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"upon a hill there stood a coo

i looked again shes no there noo

My grandad used to say this loads! Except

On a hill there stood a coo

It must be awa' for its no there noo!

Was yer grandad paa Broon? fs

He was very like him!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love the Broons, and oor Wullie, ah the good ol butt n Ben fs

Jeez!!! Even the broons had a holiday home lol

Hen broon was my favourite!

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By *earded villainMan over a year ago

edinburgh

"Love the Broons, and oor Wullie, ah the good ol butt n Ben fs

anybody else read your posts then say fucksake at the end ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Love the Broons, and oor Wullie, ah the good ol butt n Ben fs

anybody else read your posts then say fucksake at the end ?

Aye fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"upon a hill there stood a coo

i looked again shes no there noo

My grandad used to say this loads! Except

On a hill there stood a coo

It must be awa' for its no there noo!

Was yer grandad paa Broon? fs

He was very like him!"

Top man then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love the Broons, and oor Wullie, ah the good ol butt n Ben fs

anybody else read your posts then say fucksake at the end ?

Every single time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Love the Broons, and oor Wullie, ah the good ol butt n Ben fs

anybody else read your posts then say fucksake at the end ?

Every single time

Tae be fair they'd have tae fs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A Man's A Man For A' That

Is there for honesty poverty

That hings his head, an' a' that;

The coward slave - we pass him by,

We dare be poor for a' that!

For a' that, an' a' that,

Our toils obscure an' a' that,

The rank is but the guinea's stamp,

The man's the gowd for a' that.

What though on hamely fare we dine,

Wear hoddin grey, an' a' that?

Gie fools their silks, and knaves their wine,

A man's a man for a' that.

For a' that, an' a' that,

Their tinsel show, an' a' that,

The honest man, tho' e'er sae poor,

Is king o' men for a' that.

Ye see yon birkie ca'd a lord,

Wha struts, an' stares, an' a' that;

Tho' hundreds worship at his word,

He's but a coof for a' that.

For a' that, an' a' that,

His ribband, star, an' a' that,

The man o' independent mind

He looks an' laughs at a' that.

A price can mak a belted knight,

A marquise, duke, an' a' that;

But an honest man's aboon his might,

Gude faith, he maunna fa' that!

For a' that, an' a' that,

Their dignities an' a' that,

The pith o' sense, an' pride o' worth,

Are higher rank than a' that.

Then let us pray that come it may,

(As come it will for a' that,)

That Sense and Worth, o'er a' the earth,

Shall bear the gree, an' a' that.

For a' that, an' a' that,

That man to man, the world o'er,

Shall brithers be for a' that. Fs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I eat my peas with honey

I've done it all my life

It makes the peas taste funny

But it keeps them on the knife

Spike

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By *e_frenchMan over a year ago

edinburgh

A hole is a hole!

The cock does not have an eye!

Old Chinese saying for desperate measures lol

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By *ikilovesCCouple over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"Love the Broons, and oor Wullie, ah the good ol butt n Ben fs

anybody else read your posts then say fucksake at the end ?

Every single time

Tae be fair they'd have tae fs.

And there was me saying "forsooth"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hole is a hole!

The cock does not have an eye!

Old Chinese saying for desperate measures lol "

How many profiles do you have?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tae a Selfie"

Oh my Goad, am feelin’ great;

Aff tae the dance flair tae gyrate.

Oor kitchen’s lookin’ like a sea

Of glam an’ glitter.

A hawd oan tae ma bevvy ticht

In case a slitter.

Sippin’ oan ma rum an’ juice;

A must admit, am feelin’ loose,

An’ dinnae wahnt tae hink aboot

The morra’s heid.

A pray an’ hope ah’ll be jist fine

Efter a feed.

Am lookin’ smashin; whit a stunner!

A drain ma gless doon in a wunner

An’ noo a really feel the need

Tae stert the show;

Grabbin’ ma wee phone fur snaps;

We’re gid tae go.

A summon aw ma lassies through

An’ switch the camera tae front view

An’ staun’ an’ gee ma ginger loacks

A soart and fix.

We huddle roon’ an’ wait tae hear

The fast wee clicks.

A shuffle roon’ an’ change ma stance,

We dae some shoats an’ huv a dance,

A feel ma face is braw enough

Fur its ane shoot.

A stagger up and git a pal:

Am pished, nae doot.

Then in the moarn we congregate

An’ wae deep breaths we face oor fate,

An’ try tae fin’ oot whit the Hell

We hink wint oan.

A drag ma erse oot of ma pit

An’ check ma phone.

But then wan photie gees me fright;

There must jist no huv bin gid light.

“Git that aff, ah look like shite!”

Ah flap an’ plead.

But a ken there’s jist nae point;

It’s oan “News Feed”.

There’s mare oanline, a look sae silly;

Am staunin’ wae a blow-up wullie,

Ma cross-eyed heid is gazin’

Intae time an’ space.

Aw shite, ah cannae quite believe

This fine disgrace.

A scrabble tae git them awa’

But hawf ma freens huv seen them aw,

An’ noo a wish a hudnae been

Sae bloody steamin’.

Here come the comments fae ma maw;

Ma cheeks are beamin’.

No idea who penned it but I think it's a hoot.

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

"upon a hill there stood a coo

i looked again shes no there noo

But in it's place was a ewe

And then the damn thing went, mooooooo"

Beneath that hill there was a doocot,

Its away noo, the cooncil tookit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As I was walking

Doon the road

I saw a coo

A bull bi goad!

Onny's favourite for those who remember him. A man of strong political opinions, but great humour.

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By *ikilovesCCouple over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

I'm going to need a translator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man from Calcutta .

Who looked thru the hole in the shutter..

For all he could see..

Was a womans bare knee..

And the leg of a man who was up her

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By *e_frenchMan over a year ago

edinburgh

"A hole is a hole!

The cock does not have an eye!

Old Chinese saying for desperate measures lol

How many profiles do you have? "

I only have one profile, why are you asking? If someone uses my pictures please let me know it might be a fake

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