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over a year ago
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"Aww its the wee blonde yin with the big paps ...ya ride x
I dont have any patter ...  "
Oi you don't start lol il ruin you  talk about bad patter and there you are hahaha  |
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I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????"
Yes hunni some are good with insults when they don't get what they want problem is thet use there big mouth to make up for other things  x |
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????"
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
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All of the above! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above! "
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
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over a year ago
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"What do you call those little hippos the kind of wafer with the cream in the middle I love getting my tongue in about one of them
The kinder hippos! Mmmm"
That's the one I know mmmmm |
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above!
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
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I only meet other hippos! |
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"What do you call those little hippos the kind of wafer with the cream in the middle I love getting my tongue in about one of them
A Womans pussy ....ya mean ? "
Omg that's terrible 
Yes that's what I mean Haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above!
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
I only meet other hippos! "
Haha you just got the knock back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above!
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
I only meet other hippos! "
Aw feck ....NEXT
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above!
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
I only meet other hippos!
Haha you just got the knock back "
Genuine Guys handle rejection .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above!
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
I only meet other hippos!
Haha you just got the knock back
Genuine Guys handle rejection .. "
Good for you do you need a hug ,x |
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above!
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
I only meet other hippos!
Haha you just got the knock back
Genuine Guys handle rejection .. "
You don't want to call me a hippo? Or some other water dwelling creature? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above!
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
I only meet other hippos!
Haha you just got the knock back
Genuine Guys handle rejection ..
Good for you do you need a hug ,x"
EH ..Naw ..Macaroni n Cheese would be fine ..
So easy pleased huh ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above!
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
I only meet other hippos!
Haha you just got the knock back
Genuine Guys handle rejection ..
You don't want to call me a hippo? Or some other water dwelling creature? "
Well ..i could actually ..
Ya big sexy mermaid ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above!
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
I only meet other hippos!
Haha you just got the knock back
Genuine Guys handle rejection ..
Good for you do you need a hug ,x
EH ..Naw ..Macaroni n Cheese would be fine ..
So easy pleased huh ..
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Listen I'd go as far as a hug I'm not bloody making you Macaroni cheese ya chancer |
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above!
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
I only meet other hippos!
Haha you just got the knock back
Genuine Guys handle rejection ..
You don't want to call me a hippo? Or some other water dwelling creature?
Well ..i could actually ..
Ya big sexy mermaid ..
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Think that's the best insult I've ever had!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above!
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
I only meet other hippos!
Haha you just got the knock back
Genuine Guys handle rejection ..
Good for you do you need a hug ,x
EH ..Naw ..Macaroni n Cheese would be fine ..
So easy pleased huh ..
Listen I'd go as far as a hug I'm not bloody making you Macaroni cheese ya chancer "
Jeezo ..some women on here will do nothing to help an innocent guy out ..
Ya Hippo lolol x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above!
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
I only meet other hippos!
Haha you just got the knock back
Genuine Guys handle rejection ..
Good for you do you need a hug ,x
EH ..Naw ..Macaroni n Cheese would be fine ..
So easy pleased huh ..
Listen I'd go as far as a hug I'm not bloody making you Macaroni cheese ya chancer
Jeezo ..some women on here will do nothing to help an innocent guy out ..
Ya Hippo lolol x
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Innocent ??  and thank you ya big grubber |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just told a young man I didn't want to meet him. He asked why, so I told him he wasn't my type.
He then came back saying I looked like a hippo and was no ones type.
I can't work out, why did he want to meet this hippo in the first place????
Can you be more specific ..?
Happy Hippo
Hungry Hippo
Horny Hippo
Just askin x
All of the above!
Your ma type ....Ya big sexy Hippo x
I only meet other hippos!
Haha you just got the knock back
Genuine Guys handle rejection ..
You don't want to call me a hippo? Or some other water dwelling creature?
Well ..i could actually ..
Ya big sexy mermaid ..
Think that's the best insult I've ever had! "
Im glad im different.. x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked am i " some kind of spastic" yesterday.
I was not impressed....
Wtf?
Mrs D you are still wearing those gloves you cold lol "
Need a summery picture  |
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"I was asked am i " some kind of spastic" yesterday.
I was not impressed....
Wtf?
Mrs D you are still wearing those gloves you cold lol
Need a summery picture "
Haha summer gloves and a parasol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well this thread was hijacked pretty early on it seems.
Worst patter I've had after sending a sort of long message was, "I'd love to chat with you."
The shortness kinda suggests they can't be arsed but the words say otherwise.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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(Nessarosa writing)
A couple winked at us.....we winked back....
They wrote us that they dont like "Satanists".
We wrote back playfully, "neither do we"
Got blocked....
I guess prejudices and preconceptions override common sense an communication.
Oh well....lets get some salt and cast a circle.....hee hee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why be put off by others op
You've been on here long enough to know how it works
Fuck all the haters and love yourself
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Thanks for the advice but I know it was said in fun lol by a guy who his patter is terrible but is a total gent xx it's a shame when people actually think it's OK to belittle and insult, I guess that straight away will give you an idea of the type of person they are , I personally would stay clear of anyone so closed minded and shallow xx |
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"My patter for you miss cherub is normally 'no I'm still not bi' hahaha
L x"
I've told you that's what they all say Lisa ypu just know I like a challenge lol |
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