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The Fab Party Manifesto
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(Let's have semi sensible and daft ideas only please - not the ultra sensible ones...where's the fun in that?  ) | |||
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"Introduce a 3 day working week and 4 day weekend for shenanigans "Id vote for that
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"No telling lies or else strapped to the cross in cjs and flogged. " Nahh that would promote the telling of lies | |||
"life ban from fab for cock pics taken on the toilet" | |||
"life ban from fab for cock pics taken on the toilet" I'd vote for that | |||
"Free fab socials for all No exclusions and no reserve lists "Would be mostly all guys then ..no likey | |||
"No telling lies or else strapped to the cross in cjs and flogged. Nahh that would promote the telling of lies "For some ... im not into pain although dont mind giving it | |||
"life ban from fab for cock pics taken on the toilet" Sky remotes and lynx cans also banned | |||
"Free fab socials for all No exclusions and no reserve lists
Would be mostly all guys then ..no likey "nooooo us chicks need guys tho  | |||
Short tartan skirts and extra small white blouses should be worn as standard office attire by ladies
Men must refrain from asking for a shag but are allowed to gaze longingly at the ladies | |||
"No telling lies or else strapped to the cross in cjs and flogged. Nahh that would promote the telling of lies "I was thinking this.... | |||
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"Lower rate taxi's for swingers club goers ..so they can easily pay for admission "Sort of fixed  | |||
"Free Yorkshire tea and cake for all who want it
"Sorted | |||
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"Free cake for all who want it
"And tea | |||
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"No telling lies or else strapped to the cross in cjs and flogged. Nahh that would promote the telling of lies
I was thinking this...."Would work for me ... i hate pain  | |||
"Free cake or biscuits for all who want it
And tea " | |||
"Lower rate taxi's for swingers club goers ..so they can easily pay for admission
Sort of fixed " | |||
"Free cake for all who want it
"Could we have a tart instead | |||
"Free cake for all who want it
Could we have a tart instead "Keeping schtum - might get you into trouble if this is spotted!!   | |||
"Free cake for all who want it
Could we have a tart instead "Oi! | |||
"Free cake for all who want it
Could we have a tart's instead " | |||
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"Free cake for all who want it
Could we have a tart instead
Oi!
"Vicars required ? | |||
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"One day a week where men have to go topless No shaving of chest hair for men Condoms should be free "Ok, seeing as it's you | |||
"Lower rate taxi's for swingers club goers ..so they can easily pay for admission
Sort of fixed " | |||
"Lower rate taxi's for swingers club goers ..so they can easily pay for admission
Sort of fixed
"Bad news there for you mate | |||
"Lower rate taxi's for swingers club goers ..so they can easily pay for admission
Sort of fixed
Bad news there for you mate "Depends who the hire is | |||
"Lower rate taxi's for swingers club goers ..so they can easily pay for admission
Sort of fixed
Bad news there for you mate
Depends who the hire is "Temp! It's free for her | |||
"Lower rate taxi's for swingers club goers ..so they can easily pay for admission
Sort of fixed
Bad news there for you mate
Depends who the hire is "TAXI
Ohh hello | |||
"Lower rate taxi's for swingers club goers ..so they can easily pay for admission
Sort of fixed
Bad news there for you mate
Depends who the hire is
Temp! It's free for her " thats no way to make money | |||
"Lower rate taxi's for swingers club goers ..so they can easily pay for admission
Sort of fixed
Bad news there for you mate
Depends who the hire is
TAXI
Ohh hello "Hello stranger | |||
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"No telling lies or else strapped to the cross in cjs and flogged. " I'll get the cane repaired in readiness! Bx | |||
"Ban on the phrase "Nice rack"... I know bit serious but it is a horrible thing to say. Free Pakora if you didn't get a lumber.." Ok ok, you've got a nice rack. Happy now? | |||
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"Cake and tea..?? Andy, your party sucks!!! "They weren't my suggestions.
I'm all for nakedness | |||
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"Socials not to be sabotaged. Free day rates for using hotels for part of a day
"There, fixed that | |||
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"Socials not to be sabotaged. Free day rates for using hotels for part of a day
There, fixed that "I second the amendment. It's passed! | |||
"Free tights to all women!!!!" Noooo. I'm petitioning for free stockings ! | |||
"At least four days a week need guys to show off muscles, peachy bums etc no cocks Woman to wear stocking or knee high boots for all fun Free chocolate for everyone " Fixed that too | |||
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"Friends to be available at all times for sexy fun when you are "Absolutely and with free hotel rooms there'll be somewhere to play! | |||
"Friends to be available at all times for sexy fun when you are
Absolutely and with free hotel rooms there'll be somewhere to play! "hahaha if only hunni xx | |||
"Friends to be available at all times for sexy fun when you are
Absolutely and with free hotel rooms there'll be somewhere to play! hahaha if only hunni xx"We can live in hope x | |||
"Friends to be available at all times for sexy fun when you are
Absolutely and with free hotel rooms there'll be somewhere to play! hahaha if only hunni xx
We can live in hope x"Poor hope - she's had a busy year | |||
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"Site supporter payments to be rebated as Costa loyalty cards to facilitate social meets "Mr Costa?  | |||
