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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is the best insult you have ever heard ..
Yesterday I heard that my friend "has had so much cock, her fanny needs border control ..."
I probably will be considered cruel, but I haven't stopped laughing since yesterday . Fair brought me out my funky mood. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I received this yesterday from a troll i dont know or have spoken too. Quite creative
"You look like a diseased riden fat bastard that would only look good in a morgue please you and the other fatties just die" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I received this yesterday from a troll i dont know or have spoken too. Quite creative
"You look like a diseased riden fat bastard that would only look good in a morgue please you and the other fatties just die" "
Creative. But absolute rubbish. You look fab |
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"I received this yesterday from a troll i dont know or have spoken too. Quite creative
"You look like a diseased riden fat bastard that would only look good in a morgue please you and the other fatties just die" "
what a pleasant chap . im staggered that your knickers didnt drop off and you where over come by desire to ride him after that. |
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"What is the best insult you have ever heard ..
Yesterday I heard that my friend "has had so much cock, her fanny needs border control ..."
I probably will be considered cruel, but I haven't stopped laughing since yesterday . Fair brought me out my funky mood."
Get it right EagerBeaver2000, person said, "I've had so many foreigners that my fanny needs border control" wonder if she was there counting and watching pmsl. Needless to say it's the best ever I've heard, maybe I should see if border control is squatting in my puss puss, meow meow  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What is the best insult you have ever heard ..
Yesterday I heard that my friend "has had so much cock, her fanny needs border control ..."
I probably will be considered cruel, but I haven't stopped laughing since yesterday . Fair brought me out my funky mood.
Get it right EagerBeaver2000, person said, "I've had so many foreigners that my fanny needs border control" wonder if she was there counting and watching pmsl. Needless to say it's the best ever I've heard, maybe I should see if border control is squatting in my puss puss, meow meow "
I was attempting to give a degree of anonymity fudd.Wasnt wanting to bring a racist tone.. I haven't felt depressed all day ..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I received this yesterday from a troll i dont know or have spoken too. Quite creative
"You look like a diseased riden fat bastard that would only look good in a morgue please you and the other fatties just die" "
what a dick , obviously a small one also. Xoxo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I received this yesterday from a troll i dont know or have spoken too. Quite creative
"You look like a diseased riden fat bastard that would only look good in a morgue please you and the other fatties just die"
Creative. But absolute rubbish.
You look fab"
thank you kind Sir |
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"What is the best insult you have ever heard ..
Yesterday I heard that my friend "has had so much cock, her fanny needs border control ..."
I probably will be considered cruel, but I haven't stopped laughing since yesterday . Fair brought me out my funky mood.
Get it right EagerBeaver2000, person said, "I've had so many foreigners that my fanny needs border control" wonder if she was there counting and watching pmsl. Needless to say it's the best ever I've heard, maybe I should see if border control is squatting in my puss puss, meow meow I was attempting to give a degree of anonymity fudd.Wasnt wanting to bring a racist tone.. I haven't felt depressed all day .. "
It was the person that said it who is racist and very deluded, I did laugh too as it's the best insult ever lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I received this yesterday from a troll i dont know or have spoken too. Quite creative
"You look like a diseased riden fat bastard that would only look good in a morgue please you and the other fatties just die"
Creative. But absolute rubbish.
You look fab
thank you kind Sir "
You're of course very welcome |
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"I received this yesterday from a troll i dont know or have spoken too. Quite creative
"You look like a diseased riden fat bastard that would only look good in a morgue please you and the other fatties just die"
Creative. But absolute rubbish.
You look fab
thank you kind Sir "
I saw that bloody awful .That person needs help |
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By *he ODBMan
over a year ago
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Seen some pics on these sites that make the human centipede look like a conga at butlins .
This was actually said by a friend about his brothers new gf (now ex) who he thought had cheated :
I get it , he's at an age where looks are less important . He'll settle for a fat slut that cooks, cleans and does dishes . Problem is his fat slut neither cooks, cleans or does dishes.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen some pics on these sites that make the human centipede look like a conga at butlins .
This was actually said by a friend about his brothers new gf (now ex) who he thought had cheated :
I get it , he's at an age where looks are less important . He'll settle for a fat slut that cooks, cleans and does dishes . Problem is his fat slut neither cooks, cleans or does dishes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy I knows wife finally flipped on him and said she wanted a divorce.
Bob replied 'Good, tell your old man I want my fucking cows back then' having paid a pre-nuptial dowry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My good friend being told on fab when she displayed her face pic that she had a "face like a well skelped arse"
Charming eh? But speak volumes about many of the.toxic,nasty characters on fab..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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two favs of mine....
"Fuck you is like opening the window and fucking the night" & "Shagging you is like punching smoke"
Lastly, "when she ran she whistled" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Said by my English teacher in reference to bringing in your homework on a an unformatted floppy disk but also very applicable to people in situations.
I use it at work to discipline other chefs for example:
"Well that's about as useful as a used condom"
Can obviously substitute "that's" for "your" to make it person specific appose to action  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I received this yesterday from a troll i dont know or have spoken too. Quite creative
"You look like a diseased riden fat bastard that would only look good in a morgue please you and the other fatties just die"
Creative. But absolute rubbish.
You look fab
thank you kind Sir I saw that bloody awful .That person needs help"
I do wander at the troll mentality  |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
"I received this yesterday from a troll i dont know or have spoken too. Quite creative
"You look like a diseased riden fat bastard that would only look good in a morgue please you and the other fatties just die" "
So...when you meeting?? |
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My mate describing a girl from across the street 'that chick over there has a butter face'
Me: 'what do you mean'
My mate: 'she has fine legs, cracking arse, lovely set of tits. Everything is perfect butter face'. |
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Old one, but somehow always makes me laugh.
From a Mickey Rourke movie called Barfly
He's trying to provoke a fight and succeeds, taking a punch in the face. He shrugs it off, smiles back at the other guy and says...
'Your mother's cunt smells of carpet cleaner'
Makes no real sense but still makes me chuckle
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By *PLoversCouple
over a year ago
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"She had a fanny like a ripped out fireplace"
"He had teeth like a row of condemned houses"
And
"He had a face like a kicked in piece tin" are a few of my favourites. Some crackers in here like haha |
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