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The cheesiest chat up lines
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By *ayS2 OP Man
over a year ago
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What's the cheesiest chat up line you've heard or used?
I did once use, do. you have macaroni in your house? I was going to drop pasta on the way home tonight
(Feels ashamed) I was 23 lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once met a guy who said ive got your name tattooed on my arse. He did in fact have "your name" tattooed on his arse. It was cheesy but I liked his dedication to his chat up lines! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them?
Do you have any plasters because I just hurt myself falling for you???
If I could arrange the alphabet I would put u and I together!
lol cheesy but always makes me laugh when hear them  |
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By *ayS2 OP Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them?
Do you have any plasters because I just hurt myself falling for you???
If I could arrange the alphabet I would put u and I together!
lol cheesy but always makes me laugh when hear them "
Brilliant, do you come here often is perhaps the old classic haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you an appendix?
Because I have this feeling that I am going to need to take you out.."
Was said to my friend and she found it hilarious at the time lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was chatting to a guy once and we were talking about how short I am and I said 'good things come in small packages' to which he relied...
...'can I be the good thing that cums in your small package' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night 
Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock! "
The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night
Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!
The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about "
If its a bit rusty get the lubricant fluid out 
(Sorry I could not resist ) |
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I once witnessed a guy trying to chat up my friend by commenting on the gap in her teeth and asking if she was a good singer, repeatedly.
Eventually she got fed up and told him he was so ugly the tide wouldn't even take him out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once witnessed a guy trying to chat up my friend by commenting on the gap in her teeth and asking if she was a good singer, repeatedly.
Eventually she got fed up and told him he was so ugly the tide wouldn't even take him out "
Ouch...now thats what I call a burn... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night
Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!
The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about "
Dinnae worry I'll give it a good shoogle while bumping into your knocker(s)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night
Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!
The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about
If its a bit rusty get the lubricant fluid out
(Sorry I could not resist )"
Haha I've already applied WD40 to my nuts....that should help! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night
Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!
The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about
If its a bit rusty get the lubricant fluid out
(Sorry I could not resist )
Haha I've already applied WD40 to my nuts....that should help! "
Lol Bunks I can always count on you for being smart arse
I didn't know locks or keys had nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night
Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!
The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about
If its a bit rusty get the lubricant fluid out
(Sorry I could not resist )
Haha I've already applied WD40 to my nuts....that should help!
Lol Bunks I can always count on you for being smart arse
I didn't know locks or keys had nuts "
Always keep a few lock nuts on my keyring....they don't always come in handy though!
*Gets carted off thread by the police for aggravated lock bothering* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night "
Haha totally has a point miss bee!!
You like wine gums? Wine your gums round this then!
You like jewellery? Suck this it's a gem! Shit I know but never used one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night
Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!
The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about
If its a bit rusty get the lubricant fluid out
(Sorry I could not resist )
Haha I've already applied WD40 to my nuts....that should help!
Lol Bunks I can always count on you for being smart arse
I didn't know locks or keys had nuts
Always keep a few lock nuts on my keyring....they don't always come in handy though!
*Gets carted off thread by the police for aggravated lock bothering* "
They don't come in hand(y)? That is certainly good to know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night
Haha totally has a point miss bee!!
You like wine gums? Wine your gums round this then!
You like jewellery? Suck this it's a gem! Shit I know but never used one."
Wine gums will never be looked at the same  lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night
Haha totally has a point miss bee!!
You like wine gums? Wine your gums round this then!
You like jewellery? Suck this it's a gem! Shit I know but never used one.
Wine gums will never be looked at the same lol"
Haha  |
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