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"Our version based on a certain cheeky scouse lady's post about men!
Woman don't know how good it is to give the old meat and two veg a good check first thing when you wake up!"
I know full well....whenever I wake up next to a sexy man I always like to give them a "check"  |
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over a year ago
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Women don't know the pleasure a guy feels of just sitting on the toilet boxers down at your ankles reading the paper or a magazine and just doing nothing
All you then hear is "what are u doing in there????"
Peace shattered |
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"Women don't know the pleasure a guy feels of just sitting on the toilet boxers down at your ankles reading the paper or a magazine and just doing nothing
All you then hear is "what are u doing in there????"
Peace shattered "
We all love that one mate |
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"Our version based on a certain cheeky scouse lady's post about men!
Woman don't know how good it is to give the old meat and two veg a good check first thing when you wake up!"
My fb gets me to do this  |
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Women don't know how good it feels when a bar maid or shop assistant looks you in the eye and smiles as she gives you your change. You just think to yourself. "she fucking well fancies me, I've still got it ya dancer"
Even though all she was doing was her job and being polite and nothing more |
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"Women don't know how good it feels when a bar maid or shop assistant looks you in the eye and smiles as she gives you your change. You just think to yourself. "she fucking well fancies me, I've still got it ya dancer"
Even though all she was doing was her job and being polite and nothing more"
That's how we make our tips in the catering trade 
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"Our version based on a certain cheeky scouse lady's post about men!
Woman don't know how good it is to give the old meat and two veg a good check first thing when you wake up!
My fb gets me to do this "
Delegation, I like it |
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over a year ago
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"Women will never know the delightful feeling of peeling your glue-like ballsack off your thigh on a sweaty warm summers day.."
 pmsfl only u would come out with this hahaa x |
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Women will never know:
Man flu - that shit is serious. And don't call it man flu.
Being kicked in the stones - hello darkness my old friend...
Being a guy on here - being a sausage at a sausage festival, finding a great looking bun, writing her a message with some thought behind it only to see it sit unread or instadeleted  |
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"Women will never know:
Man flu - that shit is serious. And don't call it man flu.
Being kicked in the stones - hello darkness my old friend...
Being a guy on here - being a sausage at a sausage festival, finding a great looking bun, writing her a message with some thought behind it only to see it sit unread or instadeleted "
Yup, very demoralising. Especially those that demand you don't write a one liner....To not reply or at best...."one liner"!
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"Women don't know the pleasure a guy feels of just sitting on the toilet boxers down at your ankles reading the paper or a magazine and just doing nothing
All you then hear is "what are u doing in there????"
Peace shattered "
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