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Men don't know..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What minor irritations or pleasures will men never understand? And I'm not talking the usual periods or labour.
For example men will never understand how annoying it is when the nozzle on the hairdryer goes flying off and you burn your hands trying to put it back on 
Yet you'll never understand the pure ensure of taking your bra off at the end of the day 
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...
K x"
We have to put it up anytime we and go so whats the big deal about you ladies putting it down when you need ..or is it just lazyness and you want everything done for you ...ok im going to hide from the wrath now |
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"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...
K x
We have to put it up anytime we and go so whats the big deal about you ladies putting it down when you need ..or is it just lazyness and you want everything done for you ...ok im going to hide from the wrath now "
You're a brave man  ... although all true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...
K x
We have to put it up anytime we and go so whats the big deal about you ladies putting it down when you need ..or is it just lazyness and you want everything done for you ...ok im going to hide from the wrath now "
Good point, well put |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.
Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha
The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xx |
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"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...
K x
We have to put it up anytime we and go so whats the big deal about you ladies putting it down when you need ..or is it just lazyness and you want everything done for you ...ok im going to hide from the wrath now "
Shall I set your wife on you??
K x |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...
K x
We have to put it up anytime we and go so whats the big deal about you ladies putting it down when you need ..or is it just lazyness and you want everything done for you ...ok im going to hide from the wrath now
Shall I set your wife on you??
K x"
Who do you think im hiding from |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men are just annoying in general.. Pet peeve they rub that clit like it's stain in the carpet. And no amount of instructions seem to make a bloody difference.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually men need the seat up and down at different points. I have never heard a man complain about a seat being up when he needs it down, he just puts it down!
As someone who lives by himself and who has mates that do as well, all of us can cook, iron and clean. Possibly choice of men is the issue (heads to bunker to hide and do sewing!) |
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"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...
K x"
This is so easily solved - guys, while in the house, just pee sitting down! It's actually lazier and it stops your wife falling down the toilet when she backs into the bathroom with her eyes closed...
And by all means continue to pee standing up with your arms in the air everywhere else in the world, as is your manly right. |
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"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...
K x
This is so easily solved - guys, while in the house, just pee sitting down! It's actually lazier and it stops your wife falling down the toilet when she backs into the bathroom with her eyes closed...
And by all means continue to pee standing up with your arms in the air everywhere else in the world, as is your manly right."
Lol he does pee sitting down its the 2 teenage boys who excersise their manly right
K x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well on that not I have been.in some girls houses or flats and you would think animal's lived there.last time I was with a girl I cleaned her house from top to bottom as I am a( clean freak)'
2days later was a bomb site leaving everything behind her.so now I live myself constantly clean and even the toilet seat is down |
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"After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.
Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha
The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xx"
Well u should stop shaving in the sink think how he feels when he goes to brush his teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.
Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha
The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xx
Well u should stop shaving in the sink think how he feels when he goes to brush his teeth"
Hahaha just have to use the toothbrush to clean rim of my taps pmsl xxx |
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By *jolMan
over a year ago
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"After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.
Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha
The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xx"
I dunno, my ex wife was pretty good at avoiding doing the house work, or the cooking and dishes.
At least she did laundry in between glasses of wine!!!!
Guess both sides can be as bad, or as lazy.... |
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"After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.
Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha
The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xx
Well u should stop shaving in the sink think how he feels when he goes to brush his teeth
Hahaha just have to use the toothbrush to clean rim of my taps pmsl xxx"
Haha then he uses urs to clean the toilet hehe |
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"After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.
Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha
The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xx"
ah the joys of not living with a woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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any conversation that goes like this
Man - are u all right
Woman - Fine
M- no you're not what's wrong
W- if you understand me you would know what's wrong
M- well since I'm not a fuckin fortune teller and can't read your mind I can't find out what's wrong and that's why I'm asking
W- it's just me ( that's woman speak for it's your fault )
M - what have I done now
W - nothing
M - ok - Man goes back to watching telly
W - well ?
M - well what?
W - what are u going to do about it ?
M - about what ?
W - about why I'm feeling like this!
M - you said there was nothing wrong
W - when a woman says there's nothing wrong there is something wrong and it's up to u to done something about it !! You men know nothing
Man bangs head against wall
I've got loads like this |
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By *jolMan
over a year ago
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any conversation that goes like this
Man - are u all right
Woman - Fine
M- no you're not what's wrong
W- if you understand me you would know what's wrong
M- well since I'm not a fuckin fortune teller and can't read your mind I can't find out what's wrong and that's why I'm asking
W- it's just me ( that's woman speak for it's your fault )
M - what have I done now
W - nothing
M - ok - Man goes back to watching telly
W - well ?
M - well what?
W - what are u going to do about it ?
M - about what ?
W - about why I'm feeling like this!
M - you said there was nothing wrong
W - when a woman says there's nothing wrong there is something wrong and it's up to u to done something about it !! You men know nothing
Man bangs head against wall
I've got loads like this "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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any conversation that goes like this
Man - are u all right
Woman - Fine
M- no you're not what's wrong
W- if you understand me you would know what's wrong
M- well since I'm not a fuckin fortune teller and can't read your mind I can't find out what's wrong and that's why I'm asking
W- it's just me ( that's woman speak for it's your fault )
M - what have I done now
W - nothing
M - ok - Man goes back to watching telly
W - well ?
M - well what?
W - what are u going to do about it ?
M - about what ?
W - about why I'm feeling like this!
M - you said there was nothing wrong
W - when a woman says there's nothing wrong there is something wrong and it's up to u to done something about it !! You men know nothing
Man bangs head against wall
I've got loads like this
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This followed by the question....are you due on 
Lights the fuse of fury lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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any conversation that goes like this
Man - are u all right
Woman - Fine
M- no you're not what's wrong
W- if you understand me you would know what's wrong
M- well since I'm not a fuckin fortune teller and can't read your mind I can't find out what's wrong and that's why I'm asking
W- it's just me ( that's woman speak for it's your fault )
M - what have I done now
W - nothing
M - ok - Man goes back to watching telly
W - well ?
M - well what?
W - what are u going to do about it ?
M - about what ?
W - about why I'm feeling like this!
M - you said there was nothing wrong
W - when a woman says there's nothing wrong there is something wrong and it's up to u to done something about it !! You men know nothing
Man bangs head against wall
I've got loads like this
This followed by the question....are you due on
Lights the fuse of fury lol"
Or how about this
Darling can u get me a beer from the fridge |
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any conversation that goes like this
Man - are u all right
Woman - Fine
M- no you're not what's wrong
W- if you understand me you would know what's wrong
M- well since I'm not a fuckin fortune teller and can't read your mind I can't find out what's wrong and that's why I'm asking
W- it's just me ( that's woman speak for it's your fault )
M - what have I done now
W - nothing
M - ok - Man goes back to watching telly
W - well ?
M - well what?
W - what are u going to do about it ?
M - about what ?
W - about why I'm feeling like this!
M - you said there was nothing wrong
W - when a woman says there's nothing wrong there is something wrong and it's up to u to done something about it !! You men know nothing
Man bangs head against wall
I've got loads like this "
yes and just when you think you know the rules, we change them  |
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"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...
K x
Especially when you don't realise and sit down
Why you should always look before you sit lol "
Don't understand about putting seat down. Do they open the bathroom door with their arses and reverse in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.
Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha
The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xxah the joys of not living with a woman "
Bloggs u would love living with me hahhaa I am a tad OCD u wouldn't have to lift a finger if u were shit hot in the bedroom hahaha but I do ask u attempt to take hoover and sister oot for me hahaha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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any conversation that goes like this
Man - are u all right
Woman - Fine
M- no you're not what's wrong
W- if you understand me you would know what's wrong
M- well since I'm not a fuckin fortune teller and can't read your mind I can't find out what's wrong and that's why I'm asking
W- it's just me ( that's woman speak for it's your fault )
M - what have I done now
W - nothing
M - ok - Man goes back to watching telly
W - well ?
M - well what?
W - what are u going to do about it ?
M - about what ?
W - about why I'm feeling like this!
M - you said there was nothing wrong
W - when a woman says there's nothing wrong there is something wrong and it's up to u to done something about it !! You men know nothing
Man bangs head against wall
I've got loads like this yes and just when you think you know the rules, we change them "
There are rules |
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When the suffragettes were demonstrating for the vote, they missed a trick.....they should have insisted that bathrooms in new houses should include a small urinal bowl for the chaps and their splashback problems |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What minor irritations or pleasures will men never understand? And I'm not talking the usual periods or labour.
For example men will never understand how annoying it is when the nozzle on the hairdryer goes flying off and you burn your hands trying to put it back on
Yet you'll never understand the pure ensure of taking your bra off at the end of the day
And boys feel free to start your own thread and discuss what us women miss out on "
Yes we do hahaha I use a hair dryer all the time and as for taking a bra off at the end of the day I think that's got nothing on taking body armour off at the end of a 14 hour patrol in the desert so yeah some off us does know how it feels if not more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My bog seat is down, I've done the ironing, three to four washes a week, and you can see my floors.......
We aren't all bad.
I do have two bikes in the hall one in the living room and one in my bedroom mind.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men are just annoying in general.. Pet peeve they rub that clit like it's stain in the carpet. And no amount of instructions seem to make a bloody difference.."
Hahahaha |
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Mine complained i dont cook enough.so i decided id cook every meal breakfast lunch and dinner for a week which i did.then she complained i dont cook enough again.i said "i cooked all meals for a week!"
She says" yeah but you only cooked cause you were hungry!"
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????  |
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