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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So as Gent44 prepares to leave fab he thought he would impart to those that are bothered some of his more humerous email responses and first meet comments;
"You are too nice"
"I dont sleep with ugly f*ckers"
"Sorry your too fat for me"
"I couldn't have sex with you it would be like a wardrobe falling on me with a key in the door"
"Get yourself in shape come back and I might think about it"
"Is that it?.. I thought you might be bigger!"
" I know you came all the way over here but the wife saw you in the car park and said she felt sick!"
"Oh sorry I just remembered an appointment I am missing I would help pay for the hotel room but I forgot my purse"
"Urrgh you got a beard!"
and finally the ever faithful..
"F*ck off"
To all the friends I have made I hope we stay in touch to everyone else..
Have fun and play safe all
Charles xx |
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Rox xxx
