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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"When you pronounce loch properly and not pronounce it "lock" 
I don't pronounce it 'lock' but it's not 'loch' either!
Mutant pronunciation at the mo lol  "
When you master it then your well on your way  |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"When a pissed Scots person talks to you n you can understand him/her"
Edinburgh am ok... but as I found out on Sunday I need practice with the Glasgow accent, still dunno what that girl said to me
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"What if you can pronounce Milngavie correctly???
Does that help
But then Max, why would you want to surrender your sexy 'Frenchness'?  "
Over 20 years here and it's not going lol someone made fun of my accent yesterday, apparently I can't say 'area' either lol |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"What if you can pronounce Milngavie correctly???
Hahaha someone checking my profile 
It's a dump ,lol , quiet as he'll, but a few CRACKING outdoor spots  "
No - first one that sprung to mind lmao  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"What if you can pronounce Milngavie correctly???
Does that help
But then Max, why would you want to surrender your sexy 'Frenchness'?
Over 20 years here and it's not going lol someone made fun of my accent yesterday, apparently I can't say 'area' either lol "
Good. Area is a boring word... 
Never lose it Max |
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"Youre Scottish when you realise irn bru is the only hangover cure and sausages just taste better square! "
Sausages are called slice over this neck of the woods and links are sausages.
No bottles of ginger either, called skoosh after the sound it makes as you unscrew the top, although others call it after it's flavoured name.
Local dialects are brill. |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"What if you can pronounce Milngavie correctly???
Does that help
But then Max, why would you want to surrender your sexy 'Frenchness'?
Over 20 years here and it's not going lol someone made fun of my accent yesterday, apparently I can't say 'area' either lol
Good. Area is a boring word...
Never lose it Max "
Hehe thanks Monsieur |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Youre Scottish when you realise irn bru is the only hangover cure and sausages just taste better square!
Sausages are called slice over this neck of the woods and links are sausages.
No bottles of ginger either, called skoosh after the sound it makes as you unscrew the top, although others call it after it's flavoured name.
Local dialects are brill. "
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"Youre Scottish when you realise irn bru is the only hangover cure and sausages just taste better square!
Sausages are called slice over this neck of the woods and links are sausages.
No bottles of ginger either, called skoosh after the sound it makes as you unscrew the top, although others call it after it's flavoured name.
Local dialects are brill. "
slice to me is lorne..... square is steak slice ......links are paddy bangers. never had a glass cheque it was a rammy skoosh ive always taken to be a newcastle dialect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when your 18 year old son says" fit like ma quine" oe " aye ken" to his wee sis and your understand him for once and dont need the "english" translation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Youre Scottish when you realise irn bru is the only hangover cure and sausages just taste better square!
Sausages are called slice over this neck of the woods "
Only you Greenock/gourock people call it that. It's square!! |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
"when your 18 year old son says" fit like ma quine" oe " aye ken" to his wee sis and your understand him for once and dont need the "english" translation.
Lol "
OK................WTF does "fit like ma quine" mean.....  |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
"Youre Scottish when you realise irn bru is the only hangover cure and sausages just taste better square!
Sausages are called slice over this neck of the woods
Only you Greenock/gourock people call it that. It's square!!"
agreed!!
When I moved out of Greenock noone knew wtf I was talking about when I said slice.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when your 18 year old son says" fit like ma quine" oe " aye ken" to his wee sis and your understand him for once and dont need the "english" translation.
Lol
OK................WTF does "fit like ma quine" mean..... "
something like " how are you young girl", lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you give a Scottish note to a shopkeeper in England and they refuse you have the legal right to say "excuse me I think you'll find that's legal tender " |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"when your 18 year old son says" fit like ma quine" oe " aye ken" to his wee sis and your understand him for once and dont need the "english" translation.
Lol
OK................WTF does "fit like ma quine" mean.....
something like " how are you young girl", lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol"
I think Milngavie is an equal test...
Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol
I think Milngavie is an equal test...
Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.
Haggis yes
Irn Bru 
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So close!
Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka... |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol
I think Milngavie is an equal test...
Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.
Haggis yes
Irn Bru
So close!
Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka... "
There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol |
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By *onniemMan
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol
I think Milngavie is an equal test...
Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.
Haggis yes
Irn Bru
So close!
Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...
There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol "
Is this available over the counter at most pharmacies ? what ? I'm just asking |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol
I think Milngavie is an equal test...
Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.
Haggis yes
Irn Bru
So close!
Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...
There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol
Is this available over the counter at most pharmacies ? what ? I'm just asking "
Long gone... was a feeeewww years ago lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol
I think Milngavie is an equal test...
Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.
Haggis yes
Irn Bru
So close!
Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...
There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol
Is this available over the counter at most pharmacies ? what ? I'm just asking
Long gone... was a feeeewww years ago lol "
I drink vodka diet irn bru... |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol
I think Milngavie is an equal test...
Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.
Haggis yes
Irn Bru
So close!
Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...
There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol
Is this available over the counter at most pharmacies ? what ? I'm just asking
Long gone... was a feeeewww years ago lol
I drink vodka diet irn bru..."
Need to try it with vodka |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol
I think Milngavie is an equal test...
Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.
Haggis yes
Irn Bru
So close!
Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...
There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol
Is this available over the counter at most pharmacies ? what ? I'm just asking
Long gone... was a feeeewww years ago lol
I drink vodka diet irn bru...
Need to try it with vodka "
Let me know when you're trying. I'll help! |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol
I think Milngavie is an equal test...
Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.
Haggis yes
Irn Bru
So close!
Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...
There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol
Is this available over the counter at most pharmacies ? what ? I'm just asking
Long gone... was a feeeewww years ago lol
I drink vodka diet irn bru...
Need to try it with vodka
Let me know when you're trying. I'll help! "
Haha... Cool |
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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago
edinburgh |
When you balk at the thought of having to work the 2nd if January.
When you don't bat an eyelid at seeing normal food served in a pie. I'm talking macaroni, haggis neeps and tatties, beans and mash... the list is endless!
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"When you balk at the thought of having to work the 2nd if January.
When you don't bat an eyelid at seeing normal food served in a pie. I'm talking macaroni, haggis neeps and tatties, beans and mash... the list is endless!
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Haha... macaroni pie is one I can't get used to! Even after 20 years here! |
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