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over a year ago
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"Ladies would you prefer Breakfast in bed , or some morning wood.. The Beaver is thinking I'd rather eat the morning wood for Breakfast..greedy here, want wood then food then wood"
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I like to make a lady breakfast in bed. And whilst I hope they might be grateful, I suspect their initial reaction is more likely to be, "Who the fuck is this man and how did he get in my house...?!!"
(Bit of Friday fun there folks) |
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"Ladies would you prefer Breakfast in bed , or some morning wood.. The Beaver is thinking I'd rather eat the morning wood for Breakfast.."
Wood ?
Make sure ya dinna get two short wanks ..
oops planks*
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What happens if you wake up most mornings on your own, what's the choice then? " Be pro active search for the perfect lumber jack , like me. You may climb some rotten trees but eventually we should find the perfect specimen. |
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"I know u eager beaver you prefer your 5 a day all.in.your bed All in one sitting, a proverbial banquet.. You can be dessert lol ..
A tiger for dessert lol xx" Yes something wild n exotic . Lol ?? |
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"I know u eager beaver you prefer your 5 a day all.in.your bed All in one sitting, a proverbial banquet.. You can be dessert lol ..
A tiger for dessert lol xxYes something wild n exotic . Lol ?? "
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha xx
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